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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 1d

we literally cannot string passes together, give away possession like it’s nothing, what are we doing

dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 1d

now me, personally, if the opposition’s coach said that they know i’m so ass at passing to the point that they know if they just wait that i’ll pass them the ball directly, i would take that personally. because that’s embarrassing as fuck. but that’s just me

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 1d

yeah that was coming lmao

dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 1d

13th in pass completion sounds about right

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 1d

People are still doing “there aren’t going to be midterms” posts as we see these people struggle to handle a guy in a frog costume

Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev saying “You are accused of doomer behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.”

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shannon @foxyfromamerica.bsky.social · 2d

we’re overdue…. preferably sunday pls

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Shay @shayp95.bsky.social · 1d

One clubbed scoring outrageously good goals in September

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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 2d

Saka's goal for England
Making it look so easy 🤌🏻💥🚀 🌶️

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 2d

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 2d

not only that, she has the shorts version too 🙂 gonna take the anus of a cat bit and put it in my back pocket for future use though thank you 🫡

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 2d

also i love my sister to death but she’s an instagram fashion influencer girly that needs to be brought down to reality every once in a while and it’s a running joke with our family and friends that it’s my job to keep her humble. it brings me so much joy

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 2d

as a younger sister there isn’t much that brings me more joy than making fun of my older sister. like what do you mean you got the weird toe sock shoe things to wear around greece?? now i have to bully you

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 2d

i opened two gifts today and they were my eyes

olivia smith in the new arsenal clothing line

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 3d

wait did steph actually leave in a boot last night …….

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Ian Wright @ihwright.bsky.social · 3d

If you have opinions on this and are on the club's mailing list there was an e-mail sent out today surveying fans about attitudes towards their brand partners.

surveys.arsenal.com/jfe/form/SV_...

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

last i saw it was 4-1 and i was like damn that’s tough but it could be worse! and then it was

dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

just saw that bayern lost 7-1 so maybe things could be worse

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

whatever guys last season we lost the first match so we’re just following the game plan from last year 😀

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

i’m leaning towards battered just because the mistakes were so laughable and it hurts more knowing we could’ve hung on to that 1-0

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

can’t decide if i’d rather us get absolutely battered or lose like this because of our own mistakes

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

cross after cross as if their players aren’t 8ft tall and ours are barely hitting 5ft

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

katie you wanna score your annual banger soooo bad

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

we’re losing and no one has two footed korbin today. what’s even the point anymore

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dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

these referees are genuinely appalling

dani ⭐️⭐️ @daniawfc.bsky.social · 4d

would love it if everyone could lock in for the second half

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