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Danielle

@daniellie.bsky.social

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Philly, physically. Stardew Valley, mentally. DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · Aug 23

In the words of the immortal RuPaul: Unless they’re paying your bills, pay these bitches no mind.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1m

Someone tell him he’s being indecent.

Petey the cat laying on his back with his hind legs over his shoulders and front paws draped around his waist. He looks like a jumble of cat limbs.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 21h

Some of the jokes had me crying. And I got the one cameo I was hoping for 😉

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 21h

Raging tension headache thanks to the new Named Gun movie. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since the first time I watched a Named Gun film.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Touché?

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yea that too 😭

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Ordering more Labubus to stave off the crippling sense of helplessness ✨💖✨

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Jack Ciattarelli just told your daughter she’s prettier when she smiles.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Ciattarelli: "We've got a severe overdevelopment crisis in our suburban communities because of the Democrats' idea of social engineering."

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

If you burn something in the bottom of your oven it smells like New York City.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

Ahhhhh!

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

😭

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 1d

I have to overcome my own internal prejudices and realize that not everyone is being a dickhead when they use the 👍 emoji.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Philadelphia sports fans

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · Jun 2

No matter how I identify, archeologists will dig up my bones and say, “This person was so tired.”

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

1000000%

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

I guess that’s why you don’t have any autistic babies.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

Ask the health secretary.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta.

Ralph Wiggum telling his parents he saw the teacher and principle kissing and the baby that was thus produced.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

🤯

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

What a fucking embarrassment.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?

FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve never seen this but it’s awesome 😄

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 2d

That magic feeling when Eddie Money’s Two Tickets To Paradise plays on Tommy’s radio while you’re playing GTA: Vice City.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 3d

10000%

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 3d

He also has Laura who dad obviously has the hots for.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 3d

I’m farming your rage.

Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 3d

I hate that I live in a world where Eric Trump has vocal cords.