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Dan Sheehan

@dansheehan.bsky.social

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I've written books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my beautiful posts) Contact: https://dansheehan.co/contact-me

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · Dec 2

Reminder on this new platform that my grandmother defends all my posts and will not allow me to see harm

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 14h

I can either live in clutter with my cords or pain without them….

Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 14h

There's a big pile of cords that's moved with me from place to place for years and I think I'm finally gonna throw that sucker out so I can figure out what they all were for

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 19h

I personally think news about the secret police snatching people in my city should not be behind a paywall

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 23h

Pokémon Go loves to be like “thank you for walking three hundred miles, here’s an Italian ratata and a visibly sick cat”

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 23h

You know your country is cooked when everyone who lives there is like pleeeease someone crash this economy, please put this beast down

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Mr Pie Break @piebreak.bsky.social · 14d

Designed my own Jaws because why not?

"Shark smells blood" was a fine take but I wanted something that felt more evocative of the movie. Both an homage to the slow burn of the Jaws theme and a mechanical homage to the fact that everybody would've been fine if they just stayed out of the damn water

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

we bought her a tiny dodgers hat but I will remove it from the house for the duration of that series if I must

Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

If the Cubs and Dodgers end up playing each other for the nlcs I will be treating it as a battle for my daughter's eternal fandom

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

I've said it a million times, the entire book I just wrote is basically about this, but the idea of a country that does not actively hate itself and its people is such a faraway concept to me

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

Repeating to myself "its shut the fuck up friday, it's shut the fuck up friday, it's shut the fuck up friday"

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

There's some stuff you just can't say

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

The New Deal must've been so cool man, new president shows up and goes "alright fuckers, New Deal time, rule one is everything rocks, rule two is no more shit that sucks, rule three is you can afford food now"

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

There is a point in a saxophone solo where the saxophone starts to go too crazy and sounds scary, at this point the person playing it should be arrested and jailed!

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 2d

There's a story here

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 3d

Horror is so easy. There's a guy in your house and he's not supposed to be there. Scariest shit in the world. He literally could go "eyyy lemme outta here" like the fonz and if he was standing in a sorta goblin-y way it would still be the scariest thing that ever happened to me

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 3d

The only sensation that reminds me of having a kid is being neck deep in a restaurant shift when you’re slammed and literally do not have time for even a moment of rest for the whole night. Hoping the fact that I was eventually fired from every restaurant job I ever worked does not come into play

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 3d

Bro this is my body, I live here

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 3d

I really can’t get over people who stifle their curiosity so much that they’ll see a sign for a completely new type of food they’ve never heard of and think “what the fuck is that doing here”

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 3d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 4d

if I don't get the word out about these lips soon I will LOSE it

Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 4d

Imo, those, the long invite only phase, and the starter packs, set this place up to wind up being a couple hundred massive accounts holding court rather than a bonafide platform where people can build a following like early Twitter

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 4d

Simply cannot see another one of those Dr Who Talismans

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 4d

I’d settle for a @moxfield.com setting that let me exclude UB printings from my card inclusions

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 5d

It was one of the last warm sunny weekends of the year and many of you spent it at war with the mods of a middling social media platform, I say this out of love and respect for your time

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 5d

Like that is too online, you are too deep into the computer

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