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Mr Pie Break
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Used to do Magic podcasts and stuff, now I just tweet about it a lot
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Pick it up at any of the sites listed here!

It's extremely funny, was way more timely than it got credit for, and has been very close to being a television show twice now so that has to count for something.
I Am Not a Wolf - Andrews McMeel Publishing
One of the Best Humor Books of 2021! (Vulture)You are a HUMAN MAN navigating every day life, dating, bus etiquette, and other important human concerns. You are definitely NOT A WOLF.  Life is good. Yo...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What's his deal I wonder
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I do not think it’s smart for the long term to imply that being Pro UB is progressive and anti UB is exclusionary. Massive oversimplification of a complex issue and one that paves the way for people mistaking consumerism for political engagement
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Designed my own Jaws because why not?

"Shark smells blood" was a fine take but I wanted something that felt more evocative of the movie. Both an homage to the slow burn of the Jaws theme and a mechanical homage to the fact that everybody would've been fine if they just stayed out of the damn water
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's simple, just kill Alchemy, move its budget into digital universes within sets for each UB, eventually print a masters set of the big hits, effectively silence most of the loudest UB critics
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The way my feelings on UB would change if we had more of these sets
Unbelievably hyped for Through the Omenpaths weirdness
September 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Product fatigue stuff doesn't really phase me and the scalping stuff doesn't effect me too much but I am genuinely sad at what's been done to Standard in all this
August 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Kept EDH data for a year! Game count was 123, win count was 37! If I were doing this again, I'd track less info about opponents (largely useless) and more about turn count and stuff. Unfortunately I will not be doing this again as it feels like homework!!
December 27, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Did this last year…how does it hold up?
November 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM