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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 12d

#ElbowsUp #BuyCanadian
This info shouldn't be this difficult to find

Won't clear all the fog, but it does explain the black leaf inspection sticker

Perhaps someone with a voice louder than mine could start a "close the loopholes & give CFIA some Teeth" campaign
inspection.canada.ca/en/food-labe...

How to identify Canadian food - inspection.canada.ca

inspection.canada.ca

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 11h

Pareidolia can be absolutely fkng terrifying at times

I see that on a grilled cheese and the chef will need the spatula to scrape me off the ceiling 😳

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 12h

I love old trestle bridges

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 13h

Weeeelllll, funny thing about that... the Ostrich is the only bird that pees

They have a bladder (sort of) for urine, and it's complete seperate from solid waste. In every other birds it's an all-in-one

They really have missed a great wacko sect crossover

(collecting UFI is a lifelong hobby)

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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 13h

This may outsell "The Plot Against the King" ❤️
- and you didn't even have to Self Insert.

(btw, locally the yummy birds start at $15/kg, and up, depending on the cut)

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 14h

Men were so.. fluffy, back then.

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 14h

.. and here I was thinking of Revelations and end times and that bit about fire in the sky

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 22h

Anyone remember the Rice Crispies ad from a few years back...?🤦

#seriously
#Foodie

fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 1d

I have a patio heater I can't figure out how to fix...

- Strip out the cladding
- some green paint (be dazzled to look like "Genuine" Orgonite)
- an old satelite dish from the Reuseit store

🤔I wonder how much I can scam.. Urrr, I mean Sell it for

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever listened to some of the lines given to female NPC's and Avatars?

"Oh, you're so brave"
"I'm so glad you're here to protect us"
.. mild, compared to the more blatent crap that is very much in line with how a 14 boy thinks

Then we get to the armor.. 🤦
Crop top breast plates ffs

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry Taco

www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...

Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel Committee says win is 'for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy'.

www.aljazeera.com

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 2d

"AI" is the new Bitcoin
- It's basically scam, with a few true believers.

Because AI still doesn't exist.
These are complex computer programs!
-they are not self aware
-cannot extrapolate
-do not think for themselves
-have no independent thought processes

And as with all computer programs, GI-GO

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 2d

The 'will rule the world' ship has sailed

-US Congress my be the most blatent, but it isn't the only Gov't that has been bought & paid for..

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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 3d

THE VIDEO IS OUT! Enjoy! 😁
youtu.be/9k7OUowPPMQ

I Am the Very Model of a Modern-Day Canadian

YouTube video by Tod Maffin

youtu.be

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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 2d

Sign me up

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

The Ghost of Sally Rand just broke all the rules, messaged Zac Bagans directly, and has asked him to convey a Cease & Desist order

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

The more I read about this the more insane it gets.

My favourite so far is that, Ostriches aren't Poultry, they're Red Meat, therefore the avian influenza regs don't apply

🤦 Ostriches don't self identify as birds, so they can't catch bird flu
well.. I've heard dumber arguments from Antivaxxors

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

You can put owned in quotation marks.
It's a bit more complex, and confusing, than Mondelez or InBev

It's not a co-op, but it's not a corporate culture either

Because dairy needs to kept local for multiple reasons (regs, laws, regional taste, trade, distances, etc) Dairies have a lot of autonomy

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

They've dropped?

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

Sadly, I know exactly what you mean.
In the words of the great philosopher Dory - just keep swimming.

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

Most of them are vaccinated because for the most part Their parents (my generation) weren't morons

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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

No scientist, not even Dr Google, is mystified by Autism.

They get their info from idiots like RFKjr or Stan Kurtz, think Wakefield is a hero, and embrace hate groups like Autism Speaks

Conditional love:
A dead child is better than one who's Autistic, Gay, or who might someday be a DEI hire

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

"She soared higher than the cruelty"

Given that ostriches can't, y'know, actually fly, I'd say that cruelty bar is set kinda low

#EverybodyLimbo

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

I live near an Ostrich farm.

I'm growing concerned.

Do I want my Great, or even my Lesser, Spirit controlled by a bird so mean and judgmental it takes multiple Llamas to herd them?

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

Corruption in the FordNation??
... Say it isn't so

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 3d

Well good luck with that

Sponsers are looking at their $260,000 per minute advertising and laughing in his face.

The halftime show isn't for the "Fans", it to lure the people who never watch football
- but who would watch Bad Bunny... and buy the latest Apple Tech

Marketing 101 - know your target