🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲
@darthmother.bsky.social
Race: Human (Literalist)
Gender: Depends on the situation (seems "curmudgeon" is gender specific 🤯)
Parent, professional cynic, crazy cat lady, retired activist
It CAN Happen Here:
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
#NEVER51 🇨🇦
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Gender: Depends on the situation (seems "curmudgeon" is gender specific 🤯)
Parent, professional cynic, crazy cat lady, retired activist
It CAN Happen Here:
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
#NEVER51 🇨🇦
(DM disabled)
Pinned
Many things horrify, terrify, & 🤬 me about the current situation below us
Right now, I can't imagine travelling to the US again in my lifetime
And while meaningless in the greater scheme of things, a few small thoughts just hurt
I'll not see NY or CA again
Never hug Hope in GA
or Amelia in DC
..2
Right now, I can't imagine travelling to the US again in my lifetime
And while meaningless in the greater scheme of things, a few small thoughts just hurt
I'll not see NY or CA again
Never hug Hope in GA
or Amelia in DC
..2
Likely still to advanced for him
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Likely still to advanced for him
❤️
I hope the people who voted for him "because he'll be strong against Trump" are pleased with themselves
I hope the people who voted for him "because he'll be strong against Trump" are pleased with themselves
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
❤️
I hope the people who voted for him "because he'll be strong against Trump" are pleased with themselves
I hope the people who voted for him "because he'll be strong against Trump" are pleased with themselves
In 1993, blind loyalty cost the the Tories Official Party Status
3 decades, a Reform Alliance, and The Harper Government™ later, they chose, and fought to keep, PP as leader
That Poilievre is the Hill they've chosen to die on is Incomprehensible
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
3 decades, a Reform Alliance, and The Harper Government™ later, they chose, and fought to keep, PP as leader
That Poilievre is the Hill they've chosen to die on is Incomprehensible
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 -
This is not your parents’ Conservative Party — And Brian Mulroney agrees. #cdnpoli
This is not your parents’ Conservative Party — And Brian Mulroney agrees. #cdnpoli
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In 1993, blind loyalty cost the the Tories Official Party Status
3 decades, a Reform Alliance, and The Harper Government™ later, they chose, and fought to keep, PP as leader
That Poilievre is the Hill they've chosen to die on is Incomprehensible
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
3 decades, a Reform Alliance, and The Harper Government™ later, they chose, and fought to keep, PP as leader
That Poilievre is the Hill they've chosen to die on is Incomprehensible
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
(I really hate TicTok, but I've been unable to find the full press conference)
I agree. It's boggling how Tory MP's continue to support him
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
www.tiktok.com/@maple.musin...
I agree. It's boggling how Tory MP's continue to support him
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
www.tiktok.com/@maple.musin...
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
(I really hate TicTok, but I've been unable to find the full press conference)
I agree. It's boggling how Tory MP's continue to support him
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
www.tiktok.com/@maple.musin...
I agree. It's boggling how Tory MP's continue to support him
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
www.tiktok.com/@maple.musin...
This is just too perfect
No one thought this one through
- seriously this is glorious
Just make sure you have a nice clean fresh Gmail account
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
No one thought this one through
- seriously this is glorious
Just make sure you have a nice clean fresh Gmail account
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is just too perfect
No one thought this one through
- seriously this is glorious
Just make sure you have a nice clean fresh Gmail account
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
No one thought this one through
- seriously this is glorious
Just make sure you have a nice clean fresh Gmail account
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
By all the gods I am sick to damned death of Passive-Aggressive behaviour.
Some days there just isn't enough Advil on the *planet*
How's everyone else's Friday going?
#PleaseStop
#Life
#GrowTheFkUp
Some days there just isn't enough Advil on the *planet*
How's everyone else's Friday going?
#PleaseStop
#Life
#GrowTheFkUp
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
By all the gods I am sick to damned death of Passive-Aggressive behaviour.
Some days there just isn't enough Advil on the *planet*
How's everyone else's Friday going?
#PleaseStop
#Life
#GrowTheFkUp
Some days there just isn't enough Advil on the *planet*
How's everyone else's Friday going?
#PleaseStop
#Life
#GrowTheFkUp
Survivors?
Oh, wait the Howell's are 1%ers.
Possibly democratic, but why risk it?
Oh, wait the Howell's are 1%ers.
Possibly democratic, but why risk it?
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Survivors?
Oh, wait the Howell's are 1%ers.
Possibly democratic, but why risk it?
Oh, wait the Howell's are 1%ers.
Possibly democratic, but why risk it?
Yep
Me in December when I just want to go to Walmart and grab literally 4 things so I don't have to deal with Christmas shoppers, but end up having to deal with them anyway...
a goofy cartoon character is driving a car and giving a thumbs up
ALT: a goofy cartoon character is driving a car and giving a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yep
Under the Catagory of "Word's you never though you'd have to use in a sentence"
"DMT-adjacent community"
"Psychonaut" was bad enough, but Dimethyltryptamine shouldn't a adjacent to anything
Plus, it seems LSD and Psilocybin🍄 are just sooo last century 🤦
Is it 5:00 yet?
#Quackery
#pseudoscience
"DMT-adjacent community"
"Psychonaut" was bad enough, but Dimethyltryptamine shouldn't a adjacent to anything
Plus, it seems LSD and Psilocybin🍄 are just sooo last century 🤦
Is it 5:00 yet?
#Quackery
#pseudoscience
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Under the Catagory of "Word's you never though you'd have to use in a sentence"
"DMT-adjacent community"
"Psychonaut" was bad enough, but Dimethyltryptamine shouldn't a adjacent to anything
Plus, it seems LSD and Psilocybin🍄 are just sooo last century 🤦
Is it 5:00 yet?
#Quackery
#pseudoscience
"DMT-adjacent community"
"Psychonaut" was bad enough, but Dimethyltryptamine shouldn't a adjacent to anything
Plus, it seems LSD and Psilocybin🍄 are just sooo last century 🤦
Is it 5:00 yet?
#Quackery
#pseudoscience
Many things horrify, terrify, & 🤬 me about the current situation below us
Right now, I can't imagine travelling to the US again in my lifetime
And while meaningless in the greater scheme of things, a few small thoughts just hurt
I'll not see NY or CA again
Never hug Hope in GA
or Amelia in DC
..2
Right now, I can't imagine travelling to the US again in my lifetime
And while meaningless in the greater scheme of things, a few small thoughts just hurt
I'll not see NY or CA again
Never hug Hope in GA
or Amelia in DC
..2
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Many things horrify, terrify, & 🤬 me about the current situation below us
Right now, I can't imagine travelling to the US again in my lifetime
And while meaningless in the greater scheme of things, a few small thoughts just hurt
I'll not see NY or CA again
Never hug Hope in GA
or Amelia in DC
..2
Right now, I can't imagine travelling to the US again in my lifetime
And while meaningless in the greater scheme of things, a few small thoughts just hurt
I'll not see NY or CA again
Never hug Hope in GA
or Amelia in DC
..2
If there is a heaven, this man deserves an honoured spot
Rest in Peace
Not many knew your name, but your legacy will be carried in the hearts of children for many, many lifetimes
#Toys
#Parenting
#Nostalgia
#Design
#Inventors
toybook.com/burt-meyer-r...
Rest in Peace
Not many knew your name, but your legacy will be carried in the hearts of children for many, many lifetimes
#Toys
#Parenting
#Nostalgia
#Design
#Inventors
toybook.com/burt-meyer-r...
Famed Toy Inventor Burt Meyer Dies at 99
Creator behind Lite-Brite, Mouse Trap, and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots leaves a multigenerational legacy.
toybook.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If there is a heaven, this man deserves an honoured spot
Rest in Peace
Not many knew your name, but your legacy will be carried in the hearts of children for many, many lifetimes
#Toys
#Parenting
#Nostalgia
#Design
#Inventors
toybook.com/burt-meyer-r...
Rest in Peace
Not many knew your name, but your legacy will be carried in the hearts of children for many, many lifetimes
#Toys
#Parenting
#Nostalgia
#Design
#Inventors
toybook.com/burt-meyer-r...
I think the coupon expired.
(what, no Ostriches?)
(what, no Ostriches?)
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think the coupon expired.
(what, no Ostriches?)
(what, no Ostriches?)
If you jump in and join a protest/boycott/demonstration without doing even 5 Minutes to confirm the facts
You are not helping
You are part of the problem
Reactionary boycotting is what Fox News propagates
Do better, Be Better
Take a Minute
Don't trust Google? Find another source
Trust, but Verify
You are not helping
You are part of the problem
Reactionary boycotting is what Fox News propagates
Do better, Be Better
Take a Minute
Don't trust Google? Find another source
Trust, but Verify
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you jump in and join a protest/boycott/demonstration without doing even 5 Minutes to confirm the facts
You are not helping
You are part of the problem
Reactionary boycotting is what Fox News propagates
Do better, Be Better
Take a Minute
Don't trust Google? Find another source
Trust, but Verify
You are not helping
You are part of the problem
Reactionary boycotting is what Fox News propagates
Do better, Be Better
Take a Minute
Don't trust Google? Find another source
Trust, but Verify
Odd how this is is being widely reported, with discussion of his insane spending habits, everywhere except in the US media.
(His girlfriend seemingly has more protection than Melanie.
according to Kashyap, she's done more for America than anyone else and therefore needs it)
#USPolitics
(His girlfriend seemingly has more protection than Melanie.
according to Kashyap, she's done more for America than anyone else and therefore needs it)
#USPolitics
Before Saturday's Las Vegas Grand Prix, FBI Director Kash Patel was spotted behind the wheel of a pink Lego Cadillac as scrutiny intensified over his personal travel arrangements and expenditure of taxpayer dollars.
Kash Patel and Kristi Noem's ride in life-size pink Lego Cadillac sparks outrage
www.irishstar.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Odd how this is is being widely reported, with discussion of his insane spending habits, everywhere except in the US media.
(His girlfriend seemingly has more protection than Melanie.
according to Kashyap, she's done more for America than anyone else and therefore needs it)
#USPolitics
(His girlfriend seemingly has more protection than Melanie.
according to Kashyap, she's done more for America than anyone else and therefore needs it)
#USPolitics
Spot on 😢
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Spot on 😢
It's a minor, meaningless #FirstWorldProblem
but if I may take a moment to rant
I despise #Ticketmaster
Specifically the 🤬 that came up with its current business model
I understand it's a "service" in a vague definition of the word, but it'd be more productive interacting with an #etch-a-sketch
but if I may take a moment to rant
I despise #Ticketmaster
Specifically the 🤬 that came up with its current business model
I understand it's a "service" in a vague definition of the word, but it'd be more productive interacting with an #etch-a-sketch
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's a minor, meaningless #FirstWorldProblem
but if I may take a moment to rant
I despise #Ticketmaster
Specifically the 🤬 that came up with its current business model
I understand it's a "service" in a vague definition of the word, but it'd be more productive interacting with an #etch-a-sketch
but if I may take a moment to rant
I despise #Ticketmaster
Specifically the 🤬 that came up with its current business model
I understand it's a "service" in a vague definition of the word, but it'd be more productive interacting with an #etch-a-sketch
I'm chatting with a few people, most of whom should know better —
Question: why do people automatically assume something is completely safe because it's botanical?
"It's okay, it comes from a plant"
😳
Where the hell do people think Cocaine, Heroin, & Cyanide come from?
#Quackery
#QuackMedicine
Question: why do people automatically assume something is completely safe because it's botanical?
"It's okay, it comes from a plant"
😳
Where the hell do people think Cocaine, Heroin, & Cyanide come from?
#Quackery
#QuackMedicine
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm chatting with a few people, most of whom should know better —
Question: why do people automatically assume something is completely safe because it's botanical?
"It's okay, it comes from a plant"
😳
Where the hell do people think Cocaine, Heroin, & Cyanide come from?
#Quackery
#QuackMedicine
Question: why do people automatically assume something is completely safe because it's botanical?
"It's okay, it comes from a plant"
😳
Where the hell do people think Cocaine, Heroin, & Cyanide come from?
#Quackery
#QuackMedicine
Dear Advertisers etc
If you're going to use a Maple Leaf as a symbol to indicate Buy Canadian, or We Stand With Canada..
Use the right goddamned Tree!
The symbol on our flag isn't a Norway Maple, a Silver Maple, or a Manitoba Maple
Just keep in mind what Maple products are we known for
#CanPoli
If you're going to use a Maple Leaf as a symbol to indicate Buy Canadian, or We Stand With Canada..
Use the right goddamned Tree!
The symbol on our flag isn't a Norway Maple, a Silver Maple, or a Manitoba Maple
Just keep in mind what Maple products are we known for
#CanPoli
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dear Advertisers etc
If you're going to use a Maple Leaf as a symbol to indicate Buy Canadian, or We Stand With Canada..
Use the right goddamned Tree!
The symbol on our flag isn't a Norway Maple, a Silver Maple, or a Manitoba Maple
Just keep in mind what Maple products are we known for
#CanPoli
If you're going to use a Maple Leaf as a symbol to indicate Buy Canadian, or We Stand With Canada..
Use the right goddamned Tree!
The symbol on our flag isn't a Norway Maple, a Silver Maple, or a Manitoba Maple
Just keep in mind what Maple products are we known for
#CanPoli
I'll take "choose the bear" for $500
Long awaited sex bots arrive, immediately self destruct rather than deal with men
Long awaited sex bots arrive, immediately self destruct rather than deal with men
LAS VEGAS - A massive fire destroyed the RealGirlz Headquarters in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday morning which CEO and founder Jeff Morrow called a “deliberate act of arson.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'll take "choose the bear" for $500
Not really feeling sorry for them
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Not really feeling sorry for them
I think I need to get off social media and stop watching the news for a few days
It seems my line between "we need to help them see reason"
and "Just FOAD, you privileged penis waving, Eugenics loving, morons", is getting a wee bit thin
#USPolitics
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverPoilievre
#NEVER51
It seems my line between "we need to help them see reason"
and "Just FOAD, you privileged penis waving, Eugenics loving, morons", is getting a wee bit thin
#USPolitics
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverPoilievre
#NEVER51
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I think I need to get off social media and stop watching the news for a few days
It seems my line between "we need to help them see reason"
and "Just FOAD, you privileged penis waving, Eugenics loving, morons", is getting a wee bit thin
#USPolitics
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverPoilievre
#NEVER51
It seems my line between "we need to help them see reason"
and "Just FOAD, you privileged penis waving, Eugenics loving, morons", is getting a wee bit thin
#USPolitics
#NeverVoteConservative
#NeverPoilievre
#NEVER51
Wow
This is from the heart
And after months of watching the Chuck Schumer/DNC Fire Sale Road Show..
- maybe there's hope
This is from the heart
And after months of watching the Chuck Schumer/DNC Fire Sale Road Show..
- maybe there's hope
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Wow
This is from the heart
And after months of watching the Chuck Schumer/DNC Fire Sale Road Show..
- maybe there's hope
This is from the heart
And after months of watching the Chuck Schumer/DNC Fire Sale Road Show..
- maybe there's hope
#OttTraffic
Dear Ottawa Drivers
I'm really sorry that the 417 & Bronson are a mess, and no one coordinated the lights on Carling to make up for it
But
Turn signals are a thing and those little white lines in the road are called "Lane Markers"
You are, theoretically, supposed to stay between them
Dear Ottawa Drivers
I'm really sorry that the 417 & Bronson are a mess, and no one coordinated the lights on Carling to make up for it
But
Turn signals are a thing and those little white lines in the road are called "Lane Markers"
You are, theoretically, supposed to stay between them
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
#OttTraffic
Dear Ottawa Drivers
I'm really sorry that the 417 & Bronson are a mess, and no one coordinated the lights on Carling to make up for it
But
Turn signals are a thing and those little white lines in the road are called "Lane Markers"
You are, theoretically, supposed to stay between them
Dear Ottawa Drivers
I'm really sorry that the 417 & Bronson are a mess, and no one coordinated the lights on Carling to make up for it
But
Turn signals are a thing and those little white lines in the road are called "Lane Markers"
You are, theoretically, supposed to stay between them