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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 9d

#ElbowsUp #BuyCanadian
This info shouldn't be this difficult to find

Won't clear all the fog, but it does explain the black leaf inspection sticker

Perhaps someone with a voice louder than mine could start a "close the loopholes & give CFIA some Teeth" campaign
inspection.canada.ca/en/food-labe...

How to identify Canadian food - inspection.canada.ca

inspection.canada.ca

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 8h

The Ghost of Sally Rand just broke all the rules, messaged Zac Bagans directly, and has asked him to convey a Cease & Desist order

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 9h

The more I read about this the more insane it gets.

My favourite so far is that, Ostriches aren't Poultry, they're Red Meat, therefore the avian influenza regs don't apply

🤦 Ostriches don't self identify as birds, so they can't catch bird flu
well.. I've heard dumber arguments from Antivaxxors

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 9h

You can put owned in quotation marks.
It's a bit more complex, and confusing, than Mondelez or InBev

It's not a co-op, but it's not a corporate culture either

Because dairy needs to kept local for multiple reasons (regs, laws, regional taste, trade, distances, etc) Dairies have a lot of autonomy

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 14h

They've dropped?

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 14h

Sadly, I know exactly what you mean.
In the words of the great philosopher Dory - just keep swimming.

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 15h

Most of them are vaccinated because for the most part Their parents (my generation) weren't morons

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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 15h

No scientist, not even Dr Google, is mystified by Autism.

They get their info from idiots like RFKjr or Stan Kurtz, think Wakefield is a hero, and embrace hate groups like Autism Speaks

Conditional love:
A dead child is better than one who's Autistic, Gay, or who might someday be a DEI hire

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 18h

"She soared higher than the cruelty"

Given that ostriches can't, y'know, actually fly, I'd say that cruelty bar is set kinda low

#EverybodyLimbo

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 18h

I live near an Ostrich farm.

I'm growing concerned.

Do I want my Great, or even my Lesser, Spirit controlled by a bird so mean and judgmental it takes multiple Llamas to herd them?

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 18h

Corruption in the FordNation??
... Say it isn't so

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 19h

Well good luck with that

Sponsers are looking at their $260,000 per minute advertising and laughing in his face.

The halftime show isn't for the "Fans", it to lure the people who never watch football
- but who would watch Bad Bunny... and buy the latest Apple Tech

Marketing 101 - know your target

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 19h

She's a dog
She's on your lap
She looks happy
You look resigned

She doesn't Think she's a lapdog...
She IS a lapdog

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 19h

Your points are valid, and you're right

You are to be commended on your patience

BUT

When a man starts shaking his head and rolling his eyes when you speak CALL HIM ON IT!

His body language was dismissive, patronizing, and demeaning

If nothing else, he owes you the same courtesy you offered him

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 19h

You can see the "Misogyny Cam" scrawl inside his head

Oh, here we go.
Oooh, Girly wants to drink with the big boys.
So much emotional garbage
Betcha she's on her period.
Hell, is she still talking?
She'd look better on her knees.
Wife's away, I go see the side piece - His mouth looks good full

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 20h

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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 20h

Direct link to the download www.lactalis.ca/wp-content/u...

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 20h

Useful #ShopCanadian guide
(The source is about a 9 on the 1-10 on the trustworthy scale)

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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 22h

🕊️

(I'm a bit surprised 🍊🤡👑 didn't call for Charlie to be buried there)

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 23h

1st - Someone needs to backhack 357's id and let the nice people at the facility know he's cheeking his meds

2nd - Does anyone know any "former satanists? I'm sure they could use the laugh

3rd - an old joke
What do you call someone who believes in Satan?
..a Christian

#ReadAFuckingHistoryBook

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 23h

Omfg, someone please tell me this is fake

How does any member of the PC's who has any shread of loyalty and honour, not Cross the Floor in the face of this 🤬 Trump Wannabe Incel being the party leader?

Insanity

#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
#CaillouConvoy
#CanPoli
#NEVER51

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 23h

If your city is being threatened by a single dude in a Chicken suit, the only Colonel who should be on site is Saunders

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 23h

.. the Botox and fillers alone 😬

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 23h

A "violence get me hard" type?
It would make sense, and very on point for all reports on this guy

The other part also has a bizzare, totally 🤬🤮, logic to it... remember according to Hamas, it's the Knesset who are the Facists

🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 23h

Reading up on this guy... Gods he's a piece of work.

I suspect he left the military because none of the Teams want any part of his clown ass

He's appears to be a textbook RW self important MAGA braggart.
- Fake insurgent actor is on par

Shall we take odds on his current side hustle?

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🇨🇦Constance, Complex🇨🇦🇧🇲 @darthmother.bsky.social · 1d

He's not a Grifter

He's successful as a con man because he's just smart enough to primp and talk a good game
... mostly to stupid people

Remember, it's not like he uses his own money—

and there are your Grifters🤫
Bankers who have made billions between tax incentives and debt write offs

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