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Parent, professional cynic, crazy cat lady, retired activist
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Gender: Depends on the situation (seems "curmudgeon" is gender specific 🤯)
Parent, professional cynic, crazy cat lady, retired activist
It CAN Happen Here:
#CanPoli
#NeverPoilievre
#NeverVoteConservative
#NEVER51 🇨🇦
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Isn't keeping up with current events, and being on top of what the president is doing, part of his JOB?
Doesn't he have an intern or a minion, (or given his attitude, a slave) whose job it is to keep the Speaker informed while he's busy with... uh......
- actually, what does he do with his time?
Doesn't he have an intern or a minion, (or given his attitude, a slave) whose job it is to keep the Speaker informed while he's busy with... uh......
- actually, what does he do with his time?
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Isn't keeping up with current events, and being on top of what the president is doing, part of his JOB?
Doesn't he have an intern or a minion, (or given his attitude, a slave) whose job it is to keep the Speaker informed while he's busy with... uh......
- actually, what does he do with his time?
Doesn't he have an intern or a minion, (or given his attitude, a slave) whose job it is to keep the Speaker informed while he's busy with... uh......
- actually, what does he do with his time?
I posted the recipe as requested.
Can you please check and make sure I didn't forget anything?
Apologies if I sound condescending.... did he ever tell y'all about his sister? The one who's asked to being napkins to potlucks?
Can you please check and make sure I didn't forget anything?
Apologies if I sound condescending.... did he ever tell y'all about his sister? The one who's asked to being napkins to potlucks?
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I posted the recipe as requested.
Can you please check and make sure I didn't forget anything?
Apologies if I sound condescending.... did he ever tell y'all about his sister? The one who's asked to being napkins to potlucks?
Can you please check and make sure I didn't forget anything?
Apologies if I sound condescending.... did he ever tell y'all about his sister? The one who's asked to being napkins to potlucks?
Immediately spread onto the parchment paper
Work FAST - spread thin
Now find a cool place for it and ignore it a couple of hours
Break into pieces. If it folds rather than snaps, it needs more time.
Work FAST - spread thin
Now find a cool place for it and ignore it a couple of hours
Break into pieces. If it folds rather than snaps, it needs more time.
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Immediately spread onto the parchment paper
Work FAST - spread thin
Now find a cool place for it and ignore it a couple of hours
Break into pieces. If it folds rather than snaps, it needs more time.
Work FAST - spread thin
Now find a cool place for it and ignore it a couple of hours
Break into pieces. If it folds rather than snaps, it needs more time.
When it looks good to you (light, darker, deep roast - all work)
Remove from the heat and add the butter, stir till meltet, then add the vanilla
Now be ready to move FAST
Sprinkle the baking soda on top and mix in well
(yes, it's supposed to look sorta foamy)
Remove from the heat and add the butter, stir till meltet, then add the vanilla
Now be ready to move FAST
Sprinkle the baking soda on top and mix in well
(yes, it's supposed to look sorta foamy)
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When it looks good to you (light, darker, deep roast - all work)
Remove from the heat and add the butter, stir till meltet, then add the vanilla
Now be ready to move FAST
Sprinkle the baking soda on top and mix in well
(yes, it's supposed to look sorta foamy)
Remove from the heat and add the butter, stir till meltet, then add the vanilla
Now be ready to move FAST
Sprinkle the baking soda on top and mix in well
(yes, it's supposed to look sorta foamy)
Dump the first 5 ingredients into your pan
Melt on low until it's a slurry. Turn up the heat - in 5 min or so it'll be a syurp
Reduce heat, add sesame seeds
Raise heat slightly, and basically move everything around in the pan a bit. In roughly ten minutes you'll notice it gets darker
Melt on low until it's a slurry. Turn up the heat - in 5 min or so it'll be a syurp
Reduce heat, add sesame seeds
Raise heat slightly, and basically move everything around in the pan a bit. In roughly ten minutes you'll notice it gets darker
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Dump the first 5 ingredients into your pan
Melt on low until it's a slurry. Turn up the heat - in 5 min or so it'll be a syurp
Reduce heat, add sesame seeds
Raise heat slightly, and basically move everything around in the pan a bit. In roughly ten minutes you'll notice it gets darker
Melt on low until it's a slurry. Turn up the heat - in 5 min or so it'll be a syurp
Reduce heat, add sesame seeds
Raise heat slightly, and basically move everything around in the pan a bit. In roughly ten minutes you'll notice it gets darker
Okay, ingredients don't need to be precise; err up, not down
4½ cups sugar
½ cup honey
Pinch of salt (don't skip)
¼ tsp nutmeg
2 tbsp water
Have ready
2 cups sesame seeds (don't have to be toasted)
2 tsp vanilla (real is better)
4 Tbsp butter (oil okayish, margarine is just no)
½ tsp baking soda
4½ cups sugar
½ cup honey
Pinch of salt (don't skip)
¼ tsp nutmeg
2 tbsp water
Have ready
2 cups sesame seeds (don't have to be toasted)
2 tsp vanilla (real is better)
4 Tbsp butter (oil okayish, margarine is just no)
½ tsp baking soda
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Okay, ingredients don't need to be precise; err up, not down
4½ cups sugar
½ cup honey
Pinch of salt (don't skip)
¼ tsp nutmeg
2 tbsp water
Have ready
2 cups sesame seeds (don't have to be toasted)
2 tsp vanilla (real is better)
4 Tbsp butter (oil okayish, margarine is just no)
½ tsp baking soda
4½ cups sugar
½ cup honey
Pinch of salt (don't skip)
¼ tsp nutmeg
2 tbsp water
Have ready
2 cups sesame seeds (don't have to be toasted)
2 tsp vanilla (real is better)
4 Tbsp butter (oil okayish, margarine is just no)
½ tsp baking soda
If you don't buy pre toasted sesame seeds, take five minutes to toss them around in your frying pan, dry, on low heat, till they are at least warm
Have a cookie sheet, baking pan, whatever, prepped and ready - parchment paper on a large flat something
Did I mention molten sugar?
Have a cookie sheet, baking pan, whatever, prepped and ready - parchment paper on a large flat something
Did I mention molten sugar?
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you don't buy pre toasted sesame seeds, take five minutes to toss them around in your frying pan, dry, on low heat, till they are at least warm
Have a cookie sheet, baking pan, whatever, prepped and ready - parchment paper on a large flat something
Did I mention molten sugar?
Have a cookie sheet, baking pan, whatever, prepped and ready - parchment paper on a large flat something
Did I mention molten sugar?
It's easy, but a bit touchy
-I write as if teaching, sorry if seems dumbed down
I use a 14" frypan, but that's a personal preference, just make sure you have room to move stuff around
Have all the ingredients portioned and ready to go
Molten Sugar Alert🔥
Ban pets & toddlers from the area
-I write as if teaching, sorry if seems dumbed down
I use a 14" frypan, but that's a personal preference, just make sure you have room to move stuff around
Have all the ingredients portioned and ready to go
Molten Sugar Alert🔥
Ban pets & toddlers from the area
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's easy, but a bit touchy
-I write as if teaching, sorry if seems dumbed down
I use a 14" frypan, but that's a personal preference, just make sure you have room to move stuff around
Have all the ingredients portioned and ready to go
Molten Sugar Alert🔥
Ban pets & toddlers from the area
-I write as if teaching, sorry if seems dumbed down
I use a 14" frypan, but that's a personal preference, just make sure you have room to move stuff around
Have all the ingredients portioned and ready to go
Molten Sugar Alert🔥
Ban pets & toddlers from the area
I'm awarding her serious bonus points for remembering to add the words "up to" in that sentence
I adore Senator Duckworth 💜
—Watching her shred a fake disability claim while pointing out the idiocy of the system, was a one of life's highlights.
I adore Senator Duckworth 💜
—Watching her shred a fake disability claim while pointing out the idiocy of the system, was a one of life's highlights.
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'm awarding her serious bonus points for remembering to add the words "up to" in that sentence
I adore Senator Duckworth 💜
—Watching her shred a fake disability claim while pointing out the idiocy of the system, was a one of life's highlights.
I adore Senator Duckworth 💜
—Watching her shred a fake disability claim while pointing out the idiocy of the system, was a one of life's highlights.
Okay, we need to be fair because size is rather subjective, right?
I mean, sure, you can label and market condoms in Extra-Small
.... who's gonna buy them?
I mean, sure, you can label and market condoms in Extra-Small
.... who's gonna buy them?
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Okay, we need to be fair because size is rather subjective, right?
I mean, sure, you can label and market condoms in Extra-Small
.... who's gonna buy them?
I mean, sure, you can label and market condoms in Extra-Small
.... who's gonna buy them?
Wait.... is the Nazi thing supposed to be a secret?
😬 Oops
😬 Oops
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wait.... is the Nazi thing supposed to be a secret?
😬 Oops
😬 Oops
The last five days should do it for me
.... It's been that kind of a month
.... It's been that kind of a month
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The last five days should do it for me
.... It's been that kind of a month
.... It's been that kind of a month
I needed that giggle
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I needed that giggle
A Theory is something that is pretty much taken as proven, but is open to change as new evidence is discovered
Adaptability isn't really something that's big with the Antivax/Chiroquack/homeopathic set
Change is hard
... so, apparently, is thinking
Adaptability isn't really something that's big with the Antivax/Chiroquack/homeopathic set
Change is hard
... so, apparently, is thinking
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A Theory is something that is pretty much taken as proven, but is open to change as new evidence is discovered
Adaptability isn't really something that's big with the Antivax/Chiroquack/homeopathic set
Change is hard
... so, apparently, is thinking
Adaptability isn't really something that's big with the Antivax/Chiroquack/homeopathic set
Change is hard
... so, apparently, is thinking
The jokes write themselves
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The jokes write themselves
😂
About what you'd expect from Starbucks
About what you'd expect from Starbucks
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
😂
About what you'd expect from Starbucks
About what you'd expect from Starbucks
it's a conspiracy against Pious Christians developed years ago by those gay demons Bert and Ernie
There's another one, even more blatent, involving a coven of dozen females who build a massive pyre, then all sit around telling Knock-Knock jokes
There's another one, even more blatent, involving a coven of dozen females who build a massive pyre, then all sit around telling Knock-Knock jokes
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
it's a conspiracy against Pious Christians developed years ago by those gay demons Bert and Ernie
There's another one, even more blatent, involving a coven of dozen females who build a massive pyre, then all sit around telling Knock-Knock jokes
There's another one, even more blatent, involving a coven of dozen females who build a massive pyre, then all sit around telling Knock-Knock jokes
I'm pretty sure the original property owners agreed when the illegal migrants started showing up in 1492
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm pretty sure the original property owners agreed when the illegal migrants started showing up in 1492
I remember these
(and the DIY boxed version)
I loved them. Huge treat
Chef Boyardee (who was a real person) products used to be really good.
That was before ConAgra
(and the DIY boxed version)
I loved them. Huge treat
Chef Boyardee (who was a real person) products used to be really good.
That was before ConAgra
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I remember these
(and the DIY boxed version)
I loved them. Huge treat
Chef Boyardee (who was a real person) products used to be really good.
That was before ConAgra
(and the DIY boxed version)
I loved them. Huge treat
Chef Boyardee (who was a real person) products used to be really good.
That was before ConAgra
My concern is it hasn't occurred to them because they forsee a future of either "Dictator Elections" (I win because all of my opponents are in prison, or missing, and my minions count the ballots)
or no elections at all
or no elections at all
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My concern is it hasn't occurred to them because they forsee a future of either "Dictator Elections" (I win because all of my opponents are in prison, or missing, and my minions count the ballots)
or no elections at all
or no elections at all
This is breaking my heart
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
This is breaking my heart