Hazard
@datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
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Animal and paleoartist | any pronouns | ceiling crocodile obsessed | love me some animal anatomy/physiology and behavior/symbolism| 🚫NFT/AI🚫
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Hello I’m Hazard! I make animal art/sculpt, paleoart, and I like do to research on anatomy/behavior and ceiling crocodiles! Hope y’all enjoy your time here on bluesky.

I also like to post pics of my cat
datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
I did the dumb thing and looked back on the vids I made trying to find Thai tea

I broke down crying

It’s been over a yr and I’m still hoping he comes back to us. Im still heartbroken.

I miss him still, even if we have Morgan and I love him dearly I do, he won’t replace Thai tea 🥀
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Removed some of the markings and got the last of the beads on the horn, just threading the blood to add more detail and give it more of a blood like look(I’d get beads but I’m lazy) I didn’t want the large beads to look like random berries or something attached.
datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
Why does it feel like new stadiums being built every so often just feels like money laundering. The baseball field built in my hometown was on tax payer dollars and they didn’t even want it.
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Ordered something and then realized it wasn’t in the US and they don’t ship to the US but wondered if I had access to a postal office outside the us that I could ship it to and then to here somehow.

I am sad I do not :c

I hate these fuckin tariffs
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
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A very well balanced man
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Hey. Breaking my hiatus for a moment. I got into a car accident today. I’m just here to plug my ko-fi bc honestly. I’m not sure how much this is going to be. Physically, other than the chronic pain I already deal with, I’m okay. Mentally is a different story. ko-fi.com/verra
My car, a silver hatchback, with a huge impact on the rear passenger side. A close up of the damage to my silver hatchback.
datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
Oh I see you got the unicorn horn that confused ppl xD
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But I only know about it because my tiktok fyp kept shoving it down my throat from both sides
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I only follow hasan to get news and every so often stick my head into whatever churns up alongside it, but yeah this drama happening with him is ridic and the ppl trying to cancel don’t even really seem to care about his dog, just their weird obsession with Hasan and getting him canceled somehow
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He told Kaya to go to her therapeutic bed after he had stream issues and she snagged her dew claw on it and yelped and ppl are thinking he used a shock collar. The only ppl I’ve seen really spreading it are H3 fans and ppl obsessed with cancelling him. Dog trainers are on his side about it.
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He faces up against a foe who never gives up
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I love how surreal it looks and how things feed into one another
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He really got slighted by Hammond and the fact Hammond put the majority of everything tech on nedry to cut corners really showed the lazy rich businessman
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Oh no, hope it doesn’t last long and you feel better soon, sounds really irritating 😭
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Working on getting the hood attached to the base, almost done with the main build, still need to mess with the head again after I get this part done
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Their name is now Gordito
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My bff @cinheartshuskys.bsky.social sent me a little chihuahua alibreije piggy bank(they will not be used as one cause I’d have to break him to get my money out😭) he got when visiting his village in Mexico. I will cherish this little man, must think of a name for them
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A chihuahua from Chihuahua
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My bff @cinheartshuskys.bsky.social sent me a little chihuahua alibreije piggy bank(they will not be used as one cause I’d have to break him to get my money out😭) he got when visiting his village in Mexico. I will cherish this little man, must think of a name for them
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I’m so sorry for yalls loss and I hope y’all take the time for eachother during your grief. Y’all have my deepest condolences 💐