Hazard
@datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
Animal and paleoartist | any pronouns | ceiling crocodile obsessed | love me some animal anatomy/physiology and behavior/symbolism|
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Hazard
@datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
· Oct 17
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Hello I’m Hazard! I make animal art/sculpt, paleoart, and I like do to research on anatomy/behavior and ceiling crocodiles! Hope y’all enjoy your time here on bluesky.
I also like to post pics of my cat
Hello I’m Hazard! I make animal art/sculpt, paleoart, and I like do to research on anatomy/behavior and ceiling crocodiles! Hope y’all enjoy your time here on bluesky.
I also like to post pics of my cat
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If you have the ability to help, we do have a donation page on @rocketcatrescue.bsky.social ‘s website. Thank you!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you have the ability to help, we do have a donation page on @rocketcatrescue.bsky.social ‘s website. Thank you!!
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Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Morgan likes the small Urara when I bug him with her
I’ll make it a bull or a boar next time, this is much more interesting than a tomato and strawberry(even though there’s some history behind that shape) I’m going with the more fun Victorian lvl of pin cushion. I also stuffed the pack of sawdust from the tomato into the insides of this guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I’ll make it a bull or a boar next time, this is much more interesting than a tomato and strawberry(even though there’s some history behind that shape) I’m going with the more fun Victorian lvl of pin cushion. I also stuffed the pack of sawdust from the tomato into the insides of this guy
Working on this little horse to be a pin cushion and just finished sewing up the body when I had the brilliant idea of having it be a bull instead.
Maybe the next one
Maybe the next one
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Working on this little horse to be a pin cushion and just finished sewing up the body when I had the brilliant idea of having it be a bull instead.
Maybe the next one
Maybe the next one
Fuck I still have my laptop I got back in 2010, it struggles to boot, but it still works. I will hold my electronics till they drag ass and even then well after, this whole capitalism in tech has been horrid. I miss when I could build a desktop for $500 and hold onto it for 10yrs or so…
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Fuck I still have my laptop I got back in 2010, it struggles to boot, but it still works. I will hold my electronics till they drag ass and even then well after, this whole capitalism in tech has been horrid. I miss when I could build a desktop for $500 and hold onto it for 10yrs or so…
I already know Walt Disney was a terrible person, but I found this quote from him talking about the EPCOT ball “There will be no landowners and therefore no voting control. People will rent houses instead of buying them, and at modest rentals. There will be no retirees; everyone must be employed.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I already know Walt Disney was a terrible person, but I found this quote from him talking about the EPCOT ball “There will be no landowners and therefore no voting control. People will rent houses instead of buying them, and at modest rentals. There will be no retirees; everyone must be employed.”
I have shown aesop the Umamusume movie(that animation is so good), we only watched part of it today, we finish it tomorrow. Their thoughts so far are “this is basically sailor moon, but with horses. So magical horse girls”
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
a girl in a pink dress is being kicked by another girl
ALT: a girl in a pink dress is being kicked by another girl
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I have shown aesop the Umamusume movie(that animation is so good), we only watched part of it today, we finish it tomorrow. Their thoughts so far are “this is basically sailor moon, but with horses. So magical horse girls”
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
I mean pretty much, except instead of fighting evil they just race eachother
They need to start speed tracking these horses like gdamn
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They need to start speed tracking these horses like gdamn
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As with all my tutorials, this is just how I do things, it may not be the best way for you and I am not great at wording things, but sharing in case it'll help some folks!
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As with all my tutorials, this is just how I do things, it may not be the best way for you and I am not great at wording things, but sharing in case it'll help some folks!
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
And uh sorry for my handwriting, lemme know if you have trouble reading anything and I'll type it properly haha;;
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Portland area peeps, check it out!
ARTISTS!
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
I need your help!
In collab. w/the Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology, I'm organizing a group of artists to come to our Jan. meeting! We're looking for artists to create based on what they learn at the conference. $1000 stipend.
Application is V short! forms.gle/ah1i8KwNJinZ...
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Portland area peeps, check it out!
Morgan’s round face
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Morgan’s round face
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🚨 "If the proposal goes ahead, many staff will lose their jobs, crucial research will be shut down, and the future of undergraduate degrees is in jeopardy" 🚨
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣
Leicester has long been one of the leading universities nationally for palaeontology & geology - this would be a terrible loss, as would the loss of other subjects such as modern languages:
www.change.org/p/save-geolo...
www.change.org/p/save-geolo...
Sign the Petition
Save Geology at the University of Leicester
www.change.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🚨 "If the proposal goes ahead, many staff will lose their jobs, crucial research will be shut down, and the future of undergraduate degrees is in jeopardy" 🚨
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣
If they can gut paleo there, it can happen where you live, too
📣 SAVE PALEONTOLOGY AT LEICESTER 📣 SIGN THE PETITION! 📣
Caught Morgan lacking
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Caught Morgan lacking
Brown sugar and water seems to be a big hit with the wasps
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Brown sugar and water seems to be a big hit with the wasps
Like a fossil, they’ll never truly know you, only to yourself do you exist
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Like a fossil, they’ll never truly know you, only to yourself do you exist
I need to revisit this spinosaurus piece
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I need to revisit this spinosaurus piece
Yr of the horse is coming up this Feb, planning to continue my zodiac animal tradition(still working on the snakes 😫)
But I have plans to incorporate my Celtic heritage into it, gonna do some epona emblem for it
Feel like I need to redo some of my zodiac now that I’m following these patterns
But I have plans to incorporate my Celtic heritage into it, gonna do some epona emblem for it
Feel like I need to redo some of my zodiac now that I’m following these patterns
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yr of the horse is coming up this Feb, planning to continue my zodiac animal tradition(still working on the snakes 😫)
But I have plans to incorporate my Celtic heritage into it, gonna do some epona emblem for it
Feel like I need to redo some of my zodiac now that I’m following these patterns
But I have plans to incorporate my Celtic heritage into it, gonna do some epona emblem for it
Feel like I need to redo some of my zodiac now that I’m following these patterns
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Hey, I can post about this now that we have a venue that isn't just my friend's apartment! If you're trans in LA, come to this free (donation optional!) event at a punk venue, watch indie trans films & a problematic fave to get rowdy during. I'll be providing snacks too
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey, I can post about this now that we have a venue that isn't just my friend's apartment! If you're trans in LA, come to this free (donation optional!) event at a punk venue, watch indie trans films & a problematic fave to get rowdy during. I'll be providing snacks too
Me today because I hate myself
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me today because I hate myself
Had never seen someone with Guinea fowl /peafowl hybrids, interesting how the colors look and what traits of the Guinea fowl they took vs the peafowl.
Wonder what they sound like and if they’ll change anymore as they age
Wonder what they sound like and if they’ll change anymore as they age
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Had never seen someone with Guinea fowl /peafowl hybrids, interesting how the colors look and what traits of the Guinea fowl they took vs the peafowl.
Wonder what they sound like and if they’ll change anymore as they age
Wonder what they sound like and if they’ll change anymore as they age
Oh I need to see this
🎄🐺 Christmas 2026 will never be the same…
Robert Eggers’ WERWULF is coming. Medieval werewolves. Old English. Brutal folklore.
See more : shorturl.at/y33xF
#werwulf #RobertEggers #horrormovies #christmas2026 #FilmNews #cinephile #AaronTaylorJohnson #lilyrosedepp #WillemDafoe
Robert Eggers’ WERWULF is coming. Medieval werewolves. Old English. Brutal folklore.
See more : shorturl.at/y33xF
#werwulf #RobertEggers #horrormovies #christmas2026 #FilmNews #cinephile #AaronTaylorJohnson #lilyrosedepp #WillemDafoe
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh I need to see this
Tiny Urara in the woods
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tiny Urara in the woods
Rarely do I ever get anime shirts
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Rarely do I ever get anime shirts