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Carlitos💫
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I don’t think i’ve ever participated in no nut november #realcummer
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my sinuses been acting up since the cold arrived.. its always a give and take with this mfkn life!!
And actually I did love her little fashion show.... Maybe I'm more biased than I thought l...... Still think ppl are being pussies tho lol
Not even passionate about Julia Fox as a person (her book was really good tho) but why are bitches acting as if the House of Yes never happened like where ppl ever this mad at Parker Posey
My younger sister is so much stronger than me bcs she broke up w her boyfriend (super wealthy family) when the bag really would've had me putting up with shit for yearsssssss
Us walking out of the theater:
Him "that was so fun! Can't wait to rewatch that!"
Me "I spent two hours thinking about how my grandmother is now bed bound and her sister is in hospice and how that's going to be me if I don't kill myself by the time I turn 50" *throws up before we get to the car*
Thinking about when we saw this movie on a date night but it accidentally triggered my fear of growing old and my body no longer working so bad I spent the next 2 days existing in silence (boyfriend loved it tho! He gave it a 10! Lmfao)
I can't tell what the vibes are today.... So many things are going out of their way to kill me, but I've gotten sooooooo many compliments on my cute little work sweater it's just enough to keep me going
Traffic was so bad my day is unfortunately irreparable B4 10am
"can't tell if it's the molly or if you just make me laugh" is such a cute romantic lyric to me....
Actually the more I let the thoughts steep I think they're the problem because none of them have actually ever seen the movie they just blindly hate it... Fucking sheep
Planning a movie night is so hard when all OF MY FRIENDS HATE MEEEEEEEE (I'm the problem, unfortunately)
Manifesting nothing but Resident Evil and Caldo this weekend.... That'll heal everything
Absolutely not feeling appreciated I actually can't stop my eye from twitching
Boss paying for our coffees for employee appreciation: 👍🏼
Me being given the task of going to order and transporting 9 different coffees: 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
Razor slipped while trimming so I had to clean shave..... Should've slit my throat instead, it wouldve been easier than walking around this insecure
I have never had the urge to fuck a vegetable, but the cucumbers at HEB rn are really helping me understand the fantasy lol
Obsessed when the la más draga girls incorporate los venenos + toxico in their runways only bcs they want to touch hot boys.... I'd do the same
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I don’t hate this episode but it’s kinda embarrassing how badly they got their asses whipped.
I literally have to cry any time this song comes on lmfaoooo