˗ˏˋjizzy mcguireˎˊ˗
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thanksgiving fit kinda mid this year
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
thanksgiving fit kinda mid this year
just made it to my dads house!!!
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November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
just made it to my dads house!!!
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older sister made me take a shot…
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
older sister made me take a shot…
i’m still here btw
Dios Es Un Stalker
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November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i’m still here btw
just got off work and I don’t have to be back until mondayyyy
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November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
just got off work and I don’t have to be back until mondayyyy
back in my day we didn’t have twinks
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
back in my day we didn’t have twinks
the concept of having to help a customer literally 5 seconds after hitting yourself in the balls
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
the concept of having to help a customer literally 5 seconds after hitting yourself in the balls
chipotle worker just gave me my whole order for freeee
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November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
chipotle worker just gave me my whole order for freeee
just felt a sharp pain in my lower back…
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
just felt a sharp pain in my lower back…
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Infinity Song you will always be famous
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Infinity Song you will always be famous
no way infinity song pulled me on stage tn LMAOOOO life is amazing
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
no way infinity song pulled me on stage tn LMAOOOO life is amazing
tonight’s fit!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
tonight’s fit!!
YOU HOLDING UP TRAFFIC GREEN MEANS GOOOO
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November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
YOU HOLDING UP TRAFFIC GREEN MEANS GOOOO
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Gaming: ON
Jerking: OFF
Jerking: OFF
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Gaming: ON
Jerking: OFF
Jerking: OFF
customer just called my coworker a bitch😳
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November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
customer just called my coworker a bitch😳
just had to make my eggs without pepper…
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November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
just had to make my eggs without pepper…
good morning!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
good morning!!
just farted loud af in this gym omg
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November 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
just farted loud af in this gym omg
working w a bunch of straights tn im sooo bored
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
working w a bunch of straights tn im sooo bored