David Brace
@davidbrace2.bsky.social
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Artist/painter in Canada he/him Commissions welcome https://cara.app/drb2
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A reminder that my work is for sale & I am available for commissions. More work on view at my Cara portfolio- cara.app/drb2 DM for pricing & availability. (my prices are in Canadian dollars, so it's 25% less for my American friends.)
"Mmmnngghhhhnnnhhh", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2024- $800(Cdn) A realistic self portrait of me holding my breath, cheeks puffed out, face red. I have a grey moustache & beard, I'm wearing a black ball cap worn backwards. "crushed (low energy)", oil on canvas, 11x14", 2022- $850(Cdn) A realistic painting of a red & white crushed Tim Hortons coffee cup beside a silver, blue & red crushed Red Bull can against dark pavement. "Raven Portrait", graphite & pencil crayon, 8x9", 2023 (commission) (reg price- $250Cdn) A realistic colour drawing of a Raven's head. "Sebbie's Garden", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023 (commission) (reg price- $800 Cdn) A realistic painting of an orange & white cat with one green eye and one blue, lurking in the greenery of a garden.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
Happy Bithday, Wowza! *dumps chicken bones and potato peelings down the well*
davidbrace2.bsky.social
From the "Walking Distance" series: "In memory of (trees)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023 (private collection). #art
 A realistic painting  of 2 blue/green pine trees in a public park in winter, snow covering the ground. A glimpse of a ambulance appears between the boughs.
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rufus-hickok.bsky.social
It's true. Washington Post is now a conservative newspaper, which means it's written for people who don't read newspapers.
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davidbrace2.bsky.social
"crush squeeze splatter", oil on watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025- $150(Cdn) #art
A small painting of a crushed corona can, black, white & gold, with a mutilated wedge of lime above it with lime juice splatter.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
I'm waking up early tomorrow just so I can watch Trump shit all over the Nobel Peace Prize winner. A "has-been, nobody, fraud...WORST LAUREATE EVER!!!
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davidbrace2.bsky.social
"crush (borg)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2025- $800(Cdn) #art
A painting of a crumpled green & white Tuborg beer can. To its left is a small toy robot, it has a coppery square head and metallic green boxy body, against a dark grey background.
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davidbrace2.bsky.social
"3 (buttons down)", oil on watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025 - $150 (Cdn) #art
A small painting of part of the front of a white button down shirt showing 3 white buttons. It consists of 2 sheets of paper, the buttons side on the left overlapping the right.
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davidbrace2.bsky.social
🧵Small works. Prices, titles & descriptions in alt-text. 1/3 #art #sciart (note: delivery for sales of these works will be delayed until after the resolution of the Canada Post strike. Union strong.)
"¿me amas?", oil on Strathmore watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025- $125(Cdn). A small painting of the bottom half of a torn & crushed Pepsi can, black, white, blue & silver, with only the letters "SI" of Pepsi showing. Above the can is a Plecia nearctica, a love bug. "RED (scare)", oil on Strathmore watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025- $150 (Cdn). A painting of a crushed red, silver & white Red Bull RED watermelon energy drink. Above the can is a wandering red and black spider. "botbot", oil on Strathmore watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025- $150(Cdn). A small painting of a boxy green toy robot with a square coppery head. Beside it to the right is a bot fly. "Monster (crush)", oil on Strathmore watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025- $150(Cdn). A painting of a crushed black, green & white Monster energy drink can with a crab crawling on it from the top.
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fluidfyre.bsky.social
Space rocks painted with underglaze. Hopefully I can clear glaze them tomorrow and get them fired over the weekend??

Colours will shift after firing, but I am really excited to see them 🥰 #space #ceramics #art
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ihavethatonvinyl.com
grand jury comes with fries
kissphoria.bsky.social
i have a very dumb question: what is the difference between a grand jury and a normal jury
davidbrace2.bsky.social
"crush squeeze splatter", oil on watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4", 2025- $150(Cdn) #art
A small painting of a crushed corona can, black, white & gold, with a mutilated wedge of lime above it with lime juice splatter.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
Yeah, it's subtle, but I just added it now.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
In progress: "crush squeeze splatter", oil on watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4" #art #wip
A small painting of a crushed corona can, black, white & gold, with a mutilated wedge of lime above it.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
"crush squeeze splatter", oil on watercolour paper, 5 1/4 x 7 1/4" #art #wip
A small painting of a crushed corona can, black, white & gold, with a mutilated wedge of lime above it. The can is about 2/3rds finished, the line is just a quick sketch. There will be a splatter of lime juice on the paper.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
I love that there's a visible rift in the sky, they've been attacked by saber-toothed tigers, huge wolves & a giant sloth the size of a house, & the stoner masters student who studies the tar pits explains that they're in 10,000 BC & they're all, like, nah dude you're crazy, because he's a stoner.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
I'm watching La Brea on Tubi, an absolutely horrible show about people dropped through a time rift in the La Brea Tar Pits to 10,000 BC. I'm only continuing to watch it because living in this time line I kinda envy them.
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davidbrace2.bsky.social
Introducing the NEW!!! Euro Beyond Feet Burglar Panty!
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pxtl.ca
Cattle farmers are better and more important types of humans than you or I.
politico.eu
The European Parliament voted today to ban plant-based and lab-grown products from having meat-related names such as “burger,” “sausage” or “steak” on their labels.
EU lawmakers back ‘veggie burger’ ban
The European Parliament slips prohibition of plant-based “burgers” into wider farm reform, sparking NGO outrage and political splits.
www.politico.eu
davidbrace2.bsky.social
It also gives them the room to claim fictional victories. If the word antifa didn't exist they would have invented it.
davidbrace2.bsky.social
Claiming to fight a fictional antifa network works out better for them than if antifa were a real thing.