Wagatha Barkness
@dawnyote.bsky.social
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They gave me so many personalities because I'm TOO LARGE for one! 🐕‍🦺+🆙 Is this a fucking resume? 🤷 ✨ Formerly Seph! ✨ • 18+ (srsly! 🤯) • He/him, furry, INFJ, kink, other words, and a lot of werid shit! 🐾🌏🧪😮‍💨 FREE BANKRUPTCY ((INFO)) ((TAPES)) CALL NOW 🍆🍆🍆
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Brœthèr, wēēē WE HAVE A vv vvvēēry good dissguise TOday. Yōōōu,, Ggood... aaa... jøb..! AAAAA AAA. AAAAA, Aaa. It w aas hhærdd wœrrk.. Brrœthèrrr.. . . . . Br....
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She bullies me and forces me to worship her, we're not even dating
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*whispers six-seven menacingly*
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Eevee is a Mew fan! And works at Domino's, apparently.
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Much to the Academy's chagrin, amazingly, the Professor had discovered that Lucarios will let you masturbate on their feet almost any time.
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A Raboot the size of Rhode Island..??
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Purple revolution...? Isn't that Prince?
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The weekend is upon us. Let's all have some fun. It's time to goon to Pokemon frotting in the sun.
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I was thinking about getting a small indoor countertop garden thing. Has anybody tried one and had a good experience?
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Intense sensual paw massage
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Is that about what that is? I figured everyone liked a good math problem immediately after waking.
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Wake up! You are becoming five million seven hundred sixty-nine thousand two hundred eighty-six and 71/100ths times larger!!!
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(Glalie will have their day. So cuddly.)
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When did Gengar become the boy now, anyway? I mean, he's cool as shit, I'm just confused when the collective consciousness realized it and how long the fever will last.
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Win my trust and I may let you glimpse the Grail.
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You shall do my bidding and be happy to accept your pittance: regular ultra rares, without protectors. One of you may get a Flareon V full-art from Evolving Skies, in a penny sleeve, if you impress me.
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Since we ARE on the verge of civil war, and the prevailing currency will soon be referred to as Pre-War Money, which you can conveniently shred into cloth and make beds out of, Pokemon Cards will not only become the new wealth, but chief-makers in the new social structure. I welcome your allegiance.
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I should watch fewer angry videos about how terrible the world is and that we're on the verge of civil war, but who doesn't like to pick at their own sores, you know? :3
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I did get a Mega Lucario, cuz I need the boy. :( I pulled a ton of awesome Celebrations stuff, and back then, people were like, meh! It sat on shelves. Now all of a sudden it's the hottest. There is no reason, just impulse. ...It does have great art, though.
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I want, your size.
Make my sheath, your forever home.
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I'm not sure if it was CostCo but I did see a couple brawls. Esp with Xmas coming and a new set freshly out, I think I'll just quietly observe and enjoy what I have. Or maybe buy Japanese...
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Everything is wee compared to you
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Should probably sleep, but missing having a semblance of socializing.