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Wagatha Barkness

@dawnyote.bsky.social

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They gave me so many personalities because I'm TOO LARGE for one! 🐕‍🦺+🆙 Is this a fucking resume? 🤷 ✨ Formerly Seph! ✨ • 18+ (srsly! 🤯) • He/him, furry, INFJ, kink, other words, and a lot of werid shit! 🐾🌏🧪😮‍💨 FREE BANKRUPTCY ((INFO)) ((TAPES)) CALL NOW 🍆🍆🍆

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · Aug 25

Brœthèr, wēēē WE HAVE A vv vvvēēry good dissguise TOday. Yōōōu,, Ggood... aaa... jøb..! AAAAA AAA. AAAAA, Aaa. It w aas hhærdd wœrrk.. Brrœthèrrr.. . . . . Br....

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 9h

Gonna grow

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 10h

Eevee is a Mew fan! And works at Domino's, apparently.

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 13h

Much to the Academy's chagrin, amazingly, the Professor had discovered that Lucarios will let you masturbate on their feet almost any time.

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 14h

A Raboot the size of Rhode Island..??

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 15h

Purple revolution...? Isn't that Prince?

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 16h

The weekend is upon us. Let's all have some fun. It's time to goon to Pokemon frotting in the sun.

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 17h

I was thinking about getting a small indoor countertop garden thing. Has anybody tried one and had a good experience?

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 17h

Intense sensual paw massage

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 18h

Is that about what that is? I figured everyone liked a good math problem immediately after waking.

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 18h

Wake up! You are becoming five million seven hundred sixty-nine thousand two hundred eighty-six and 71/100ths times larger!!!

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 20h

(Glalie will have their day. So cuddly.)

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 20h

When did Gengar become the boy now, anyway? I mean, he's cool as shit, I'm just confused when the collective consciousness realized it and how long the fever will last.

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 20h

Win my trust and I may let you glimpse the Grail.

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 20h

You shall do my bidding and be happy to accept your pittance: regular ultra rares, without protectors. One of you may get a Flareon V full-art from Evolving Skies, in a penny sleeve, if you impress me.

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 20h

Since we ARE on the verge of civil war, and the prevailing currency will soon be referred to as Pre-War Money, which you can conveniently shred into cloth and make beds out of, Pokemon Cards will not only become the new wealth, but chief-makers in the new social structure. I welcome your allegiance.

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 21h

I should watch fewer angry videos about how terrible the world is and that we're on the verge of civil war, but who doesn't like to pick at their own sores, you know? :3

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna Dynamax again

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

yapyap

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

I did get a Mega Lucario, cuz I need the boy. :( I pulled a ton of awesome Celebrations stuff, and back then, people were like, meh! It sat on shelves. Now all of a sudden it's the hottest. There is no reason, just impulse. ...It does have great art, though.

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

I want, your size.
Make my sheath, your forever home.

Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure if it was CostCo but I did see a couple brawls. Esp with Xmas coming and a new set freshly out, I think I'll just quietly observe and enjoy what I have. Or maybe buy Japanese...

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

Everything is wee compared to you

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

Should probably sleep, but missing having a semblance of socializing.

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

It's coordinated online too. People are buying out special illustration cards to push up the prices. There are no controls at all and people will get burned speculating.

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Wagatha Barkness @dawnyote.bsky.social · 1d

GameStop lets you gamble on PSA graded cards now!! What!!! I took my eyes off the hobby around when Greninja EX was the chase.

But like... Yeah, it's disappointing to see. And listening to assholes justify it and smirk when anyone mentions anything about it in terms of collecting or being for kids.

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