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"Next time, ask a better question."

RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
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daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Tezcatlipoca has assumed his rightful title.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
I have not started this new Grail Front thing. I'm too busy grinding out Obsidian Edges so I can finalize Tez's skills to become Grand Assassin.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Considering Summer Jeanne's noble phantasm is a Pacific Life Insurance commercial...
pillowbookpoet.bsky.social
why is that archer using a lance
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Who is the worst enemy in NIKKE and why is it Mother Whale?
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Azrael is the name of Gargamel's cat in the Smurfs.

And the Grand Assassin battle in the two years ahead of us timeline.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
// Man, I got so many Penthesileas and an Achilles before Ptolemy finally showed up.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
There is, but it's not the same as Blue Slurpee.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Oh.

I'll have to think of something else to try.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Will a Blue Slurpee help?
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
... you're going through it, huh?
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
... I'll take that as a sign that I need to go to the store to get more then.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
I have more if you want it.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Yoga... yogurt. Either is fine, I think.

I'll go buy some fresh yogurt.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
And now we begin our day... I guess with yoga or something.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
There is a Pokemon GO gym on an asteroid out just past Pluto.
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Okay, we'll go to houses that are lit, and I've brought the supplies for tricks in case they don't give up the treats to you.

[ Drops a Reese's in her bucket to start ]
daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Gilgamesh collects treasures.

Young children consider bottle caps, Pokemon cards, and small rocks as treasures.

Gil's treasury is the next episode of "Hoarders."