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Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
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Someone not quite human, but not quite alien. PARODY ACCOUNT. Barely operating.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · Jun 4
"Next time, ask a better question."

RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 12h
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 12h
There is, but it's not the same as Blue Slurpee.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 12h
X-A gets it.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 12h
Oh.

I'll have to think of something else to try.
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Ritsuka Fujimaru @ordeal-call.bsky.social · 12h
No, it won't?!
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 12h
Will a Blue Slurpee help?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 12h
Will a Blue Slurpee help?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 13h
... you're going through it, huh?
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Ritsuka Fujimaru @ordeal-call.bsky.social · 13h
I'm feeling normal.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 16h
... I'll take that as a sign that I need to go to the store to get more then.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 17h
I have more if you want it.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 17h
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 18h
Yoga... yogurt. Either is fine, I think.

I'll go buy some fresh yogurt.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 18h
And now we begin our day... I guess with yoga or something.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 18h
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 1d
There is a Pokemon GO gym on an asteroid out just past Pluto.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 4d
Hmmmmm?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 4d
Okay, we'll go to houses that are lit, and I've brought the supplies for tricks in case they don't give up the treats to you.

[ Drops a Reese's in her bucket to start ]
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 4d
Gilgamesh collects treasures.

Young children consider bottle caps, Pokemon cards, and small rocks as treasures.

Gil's treasury is the next episode of "Hoarders."
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 4d
However...
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 4d
Taco Tuesday.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 4d
Pretty sure that's my job?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
Is this real? And do they have a Zero Sugar version?
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Canary @sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 5d
???
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
I'll have dinner ready within a few minutes.
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Artoria Pendragon (Lion) @seiba.bsky.social · 5d
Yey!

*she signs them with her paw*
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
[ Is already in the kitchen making her meal ]

I've ordered 100 of them. If you could please autograph them, I'll slip them into bookshops.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
[ Is already in the kitchen making her meal ]

I've ordered 100 of them. If you could please autograph them, I'll slip them into bookshops.
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Artoria Pendragon (Lion) @seiba.bsky.social · 5d
Won't you please help?
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
Please buy Saber's book. All proceeds will go towards making her not hungry.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
Please buy Saber's book. All proceeds will go towards making her not hungry.
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Artoria Pendragon (Lion) @seiba.bsky.social · 5d
Today I will be signing my new book!
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
I take no responsibility ... unless something good happens, then it was all me.
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Daybit @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social · 5d
[ Googles for advice on his phone ]

Really?

[ Double checks ]

Well, I guess.

[ Leans and and smooches her cheek ]