Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Someone not quite human, but not quite alien. PARODY ACCOUNT. Barely operating.
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Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
· Jun 4
"Next time, ask a better question."
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
If you want to insult someone on Valentine's Day, give them white chocolate.
Conversely, if you know someone allergic to chocolate, give them white chocolate.
Conversely, if you know someone allergic to chocolate, give them white chocolate.
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
If you want to insult someone on Valentine's Day, give them white chocolate.
Conversely, if you know someone allergic to chocolate, give them white chocolate.
Conversely, if you know someone allergic to chocolate, give them white chocolate.
... Violet still has a better chance of showing up than Summer Medusa and Summer Medea, though.
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
... Violet still has a better chance of showing up than Summer Medusa and Summer Medea, though.
You have to figure Violet will eventually show up. Right? I mean, she's the last of the Sakura 5.
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
You have to figure Violet will eventually show up. Right? I mean, she's the last of the Sakura 5.
My eyes are purple, giving away the fact that I'm not all together human.
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
My eyes are purple, giving away the fact that I'm not all together human.
Good morning. Aliens are real.
February 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Good morning. Aliens are real.
🌥️Love waking up to see the idiot in charge of our country posted a racist AI video on (not the) truthsocial. Really hate this place and we deserve all the scorn the world decides to give us.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
🌥️Love waking up to see the idiot in charge of our country posted a racist AI video on (not the) truthsocial. Really hate this place and we deserve all the scorn the world decides to give us.
Alien Dojo is open.
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Alien Dojo is open.
... who the hell gets engaged or married at a Cracker Barrel?
I mean, IKEA I get, but Cracker Barrel?
I mean, IKEA I get, but Cracker Barrel?
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
... who the hell gets engaged or married at a Cracker Barrel?
I mean, IKEA I get, but Cracker Barrel?
I mean, IKEA I get, but Cracker Barrel?
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Can you do a special delivery of pain to my enemies?
I will not be offering Valentines aplenty. I've got one and it's for Chaldea's Master. But you may ask me to do deliveries.
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Can you do a special delivery of pain to my enemies?
Zander does not appear to be very happy that it's Valentine's Day.
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Zander does not appear to be very happy that it's Valentine's Day.
Just go to the Target singularity and buy chocolates.
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Just go to the Target singularity and buy chocolates.
All I can say is both have been co-opted by the wheel of capitalism to sell consumer goods to the public under the guise of a holiday.
Also, only 10 shopping days until Valentine's Day.
Also, only 10 shopping days until Valentine's Day.
... Yes, a lot?!
Saint Nick, Saint Valentine. Is there that much of a difference (there is)?
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
All I can say is both have been co-opted by the wheel of capitalism to sell consumer goods to the public under the guise of a holiday.
Also, only 10 shopping days until Valentine's Day.
Also, only 10 shopping days until Valentine's Day.
Saint Nick, Saint Valentine. Is there that much of a difference (there is)?
You are back on Christmas mode-?!
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Saint Nick, Saint Valentine. Is there that much of a difference (there is)?
... is an angel relic familiar a good return gift?
I don't think I'll get any gifts, but I should be prepared just in case anyway.
I don't think I'll get any gifts, but I should be prepared just in case anyway.
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
... is an angel relic familiar a good return gift?
I don't think I'll get any gifts, but I should be prepared just in case anyway.
I don't think I'll get any gifts, but I should be prepared just in case anyway.
Are we celebrating Japan-style, where girls give chocolates to who they like and then you return the gift on White Day? Or American-style where it's a free-for-all gift giving extravaganza?
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Are we celebrating Japan-style, where girls give chocolates to who they like and then you return the gift on White Day? Or American-style where it's a free-for-all gift giving extravaganza?
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Cops think they OWN you.
February 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Cops think they OWN you.
[ Loops this over the PA system just because ]
Deus Ex - 023 - NYC Bar - Ambient
YouTube video by Ragitsu
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
[ Loops this over the PA system just because ]
Funny how the cave never has sunshine and unicorns, nor the tower ever has disco balls and merrymakers.
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Funny how the cave never has sunshine and unicorns, nor the tower ever has disco balls and merrymakers.
... why is that music playing?
February 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
... why is that music playing?
Are you blushing because of my proposal, or because you're disrobed, or... ?
I-I-.....o-oh my......*she's blushing hard*
I'm not complaining, I'd be lying if I said you weren't stunning.
Oh, also...
Oh, also...
February 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Are you blushing because of my proposal, or because you're disrobed, or... ?
I'm not complaining, I'd be lying if I said you weren't stunning.
Oh, also...
Oh, also...
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I'm not complaining, I'd be lying if I said you weren't stunning.
Oh, also...
Oh, also...