Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
Someone not quite human, but not quite alien. PARODY ACCOUNT. Barely operating.
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Daybit
@daybitdarkstar.bsky.social
· Jun 4
"Next time, ask a better question."
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
RP Parody Account of FGO Crypter Daybit Sem Void
Various themes, lots of shitposting likely
More information added below as needed
I am prepping now, dear.
Food Day is tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I am prepping now, dear.
... I don't think that's how Deal or No Deal worked.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
... I don't think that's how Deal or No Deal worked.
Everything I needed to know about romance I learned by watching reruns of "Friends."
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Everything I needed to know about romance I learned by watching reruns of "Friends."
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November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Me? Oh, my name's Daybit. A pleasure. I should probably make sure to get yours as well.
Totally agree. I found her lovable enough to invite her to my bakery despite all.
And what is your name?
And what is your name?
She does have quite the appetite. But it's part of her charm.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Me? Oh, my name's Daybit. A pleasure. I should probably make sure to get yours as well.
She does have quite the appetite. But it's part of her charm.
Yes, I’ve met her. I’m already trying to feed her but it seems like we might have to make it a group effort..
Yes, that's her. You know her then?
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
She does have quite the appetite. But it's part of her charm.
"In a vast cosmos filled with uncountable stars that humans can not even fathom yet, I chose to see you."
... that's kind of romantic, I think?
... that's kind of romantic, I think?
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"In a vast cosmos filled with uncountable stars that humans can not even fathom yet, I chose to see you."
... that's kind of romantic, I think?
... that's kind of romantic, I think?
[ Breaks out the Santa hat ]
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
[ Breaks out the Santa hat ]
Yes, that's her. You know her then?
Saber? The blonde and hungry Saber?
Sweet, I can use this to get a 13th one to go with the dozen I need for Saber...
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yes, that's her. You know her then?
Sweet, I can use this to get a 13th one to go with the dozen I need for Saber...
[ New Message to @daybitdarkstar.bsky.social ]
Thank you so much for shopping at Hime’s Bakery. You received a coupon for a free desert.
Thank you so much for shopping at Hime’s Bakery. You received a coupon for a free desert.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sweet, I can use this to get a 13th one to go with the dozen I need for Saber...
Yes, the American holiday of Thanksgiving is this Thursday. Generally celebrated with a large feast and football games, but not the football the rest of the world watches.
Food Day is this week?
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yes, the American holiday of Thanksgiving is this Thursday. Generally celebrated with a large feast and football games, but not the football the rest of the world watches.
Thanksgiving is this week.
I am barred from explaining why it sucks.
You're welcome.
I am barred from explaining why it sucks.
You're welcome.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Thanksgiving is this week.
I am barred from explaining why it sucks.
You're welcome.
I am barred from explaining why it sucks.
You're welcome.
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It's true, sometimes, I moonlight as Santa.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's true, sometimes, I moonlight as Santa.
Welcome to Monday. OR as I call it... Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Welcome to Monday. OR as I call it... Monday.
The perfect Thanksgiving meal doesn't exi---
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The perfect Thanksgiving meal doesn't exi---
It's a Flat Fuck Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's a Flat Fuck Friday.
... nani the fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
... nani the fuck.
... I hope she sells coffee.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
... I hope she sells coffee.
It's too perilous.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's too perilous.
You are not ready for the deep lore.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You are not ready for the deep lore.