Alder Cheems
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I know the "Iran has plans to assassinate US officials" stuff Bongino talked on his show are BS because this elderly pervert is safely walking around the world.
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I know the "Iran has plans to assassinate US officials" stuff Bongino talked on his show are BS because this elderly pervert is safely walking around the world.
Bit of dark humor from the guys trained to carry the power of god.
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Bit of dark humor from the guys trained to carry the power of god.
Watching the Fast & The Furious series for the first time. Finished first last night and doing 2 Fast tonight.
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Watching the Fast & The Furious series for the first time. Finished first last night and doing 2 Fast tonight.
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ICEholes trying the nurnburg defense in 2029
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
ICEholes trying the nurnburg defense in 2029
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Posting that you got yer ass beat by the Rizzler
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Posting that you got yer ass beat by the Rizzler
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
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Ehud Barak, whose relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spanned 15 years, says he regrets ever meeting him.
Former Israeli PM Barak responds to criticism over close Epstein links
Ehud Barak, whose relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spanned 15 years, says he regrets ever meeting him.
www.aljazeera.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Ehud Barak, whose relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spanned 15 years, says he regrets ever meeting him.
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I jestermaxxed a man in Reno, just to watch him mog
Clavicular, the Gen Z looksmaxxer who loves meth and hitting himself in the face with a hammer, is too stupid to realize he's ignited a war between two factions of far-right weirdos.
www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular...
www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular...
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I jestermaxxed a man in Reno, just to watch him mog
AOC is too right wing and she won't respond to my DM request 😠
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
AOC is too right wing and she won't respond to my DM request 😠
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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
I'm Mikemaxxing (being grumpy, drinking beer, watching old movies)
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I'm Mikemaxxing (being grumpy, drinking beer, watching old movies)
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The city of Seattle will pay $29 million to the family of a graduate student from India who was struck and killed in a crosswalk in 2023 by a police officer who was driving nearly three times the speed limit as he responded to a call.
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
The officer was traveling 74 miles per hour in a 25-m.p.h. zone when he hit Jaahnavi Kandula in a crosswalk while responding to a call.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The city of Seattle will pay $29 million to the family of a graduate student from India who was struck and killed in a crosswalk in 2023 by a police officer who was driving nearly three times the speed limit as he responded to a call.
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KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
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Twitter is so funnny because this dingus triggered like 30 bots in the replies
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Twitter is so funnny because this dingus triggered like 30 bots in the replies
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Biden *went to court* to maintain Title 42 — an insane and, in my view, facially unlawful policy — for a full year after taking office. Then when he wound it down he moved to replace it with an even more stringent policy that was literally designed by Stephen Miller
Title 42 migration restrictions have ended, but Biden’s new policy is tougher
President pledged as a candidate to dismantle Trump’s hardline immigration agenda but new rules are more restrictive
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Biden *went to court* to maintain Title 42 — an insane and, in my view, facially unlawful policy — for a full year after taking office. Then when he wound it down he moved to replace it with an even more stringent policy that was literally designed by Stephen Miller
Hello discover tab
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Hello discover tab
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Newly released documents show the FBI's scramble to explain last year why it released a screen recording with a missing minute from the night Jeffrey Epstein died, instead of the original footage.
Mystery of the missing minute from Epstein jail solved
Documents that were part of the Epstein files release help explain why a video released from the night of Epstein's death was missing one minute close to midnight.
cbsn.ws
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Newly released documents show the FBI's scramble to explain last year why it released a screen recording with a missing minute from the night Jeffrey Epstein died, instead of the original footage.
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In case you missed those photos from the Epstein files:
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
In case you missed those photos from the Epstein files: