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Old-growth timber enjoyer
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Maybe this article should've mentioned the DHS IG was recommended for termination by the IG oversight board and found guilty of “substantial misconduct”. He also survived Trumps IG purge bc he’s under Noem’s thumb and totally ineffective. All relevant to whether a shutdown will “imperil oversight”.
February 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Written around the same time the miniseries came out and somehow the written descriptions of everything are so much worse.
February 16, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Hold the fort...
February 16, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Not bad. Looked great. Too long.
I'm gonna down a wormhole of VistaVision stuff now.
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
nw
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Whenever Ludacris isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Ludacris?"
Watching the Fast & The Furious series for the first time. Finished first last night and doing 2 Fast tonight.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Account that follows 24,000 accounts: "you are a bot"
February 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Burger time
February 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I know the "Iran has plans to assassinate US officials" stuff Bongino talked on his show are BS because this elderly pervert is safely walking around the world.
February 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Bit of dark humor from the guys trained to carry the power of god.
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Watching the Fast & The Furious series for the first time. Finished first last night and doing 2 Fast tonight.
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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For fucks sake
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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ICEholes trying the nurnburg defense in 2029
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Posting that you got yer ass beat by the Rizzler
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Ehud Barak, whose relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spanned 15 years, says he regrets ever meeting him.
Former Israeli PM Barak responds to criticism over close Epstein links
Ehud Barak, whose relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein spanned 15 years, says he regrets ever meeting him.
www.aljazeera.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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I jestermaxxed a man in Reno, just to watch him mog
Clavicular, the Gen Z looksmaxxer who loves meth and hitting himself in the face with a hammer, is too stupid to realize he's ignited a war between two factions of far-right weirdos.
www.garbageday.email/p/clavicular...
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
AOC is too right wing and she won't respond to my DM request 😠
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The pilot:
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm Mikemaxxing (being grumpy, drinking beer, watching old movies)
February 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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The city of Seattle will pay $29 million to the family of a graduate student from India who was struck and killed in a crosswalk in 2023 by a police officer who was driving nearly three times the speed limit as he responded to a call.
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
The officer was traveling 74 miles per hour in a 25-m.p.h. zone when he hit Jaahnavi Kandula in a crosswalk while responding to a call.
nyti.ms
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM