Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
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Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts
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It's nice that cops are showing kids what to do after a cop shoots your dog
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This adorable dog pretends to be dead so that children can learn how to perform CPR and revives when the massage is done correctly.
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This adorable dog pretends to be dead so that children can learn how to perform CPR and revives when the massage is done correctly.
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January 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
It's nice that cops are showing kids what to do after a cop shoots your dog
Are they? Because democrats in general seem pretty ok with this
January 5, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Are they? Because democrats in general seem pretty ok with this
Sorry bout your fleas bro
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Sorry bout your fleas bro
They’re not really giving him a court date are they? Like they know they don’t have a case right?
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
They’re not really giving him a court date are they? Like they know they don’t have a case right?
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interviewing grok as my key witness in the marketplace of ideas
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
interviewing grok as my key witness in the marketplace of ideas
A lot of well educated, but stupid people bout to give you the wildest fucking takes
A self-indulgent reduction, eagerly reinforced by Mamdani’s cheerleaders, that opens the stable wide for Antisemitism, expressed in the idiom of anti-Zionism, to gush forth.
One of Mayor Mamdani's core political beliefs is that there's no contradiction between opposing antisemitism and supporting anti-Zionism.
That's why he repealed Adams' executive orders mandating the IHRA definition and banning BDS but he's keeping the Mayor's Office to Combat Antisemitism.
That's why he repealed Adams' executive orders mandating the IHRA definition and banning BDS but he's keeping the Mayor's Office to Combat Antisemitism.
January 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
A lot of well educated, but stupid people bout to give you the wildest fucking takes
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Hi, I’m me.
Hi, I'm your enlarged fibrous uterus!
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Hi, I’m me.
I don’t understand this fascination democrats have with losers.
Her or, Jack Smith :) put Kamala as a SCOTUS !
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I don’t understand this fascination democrats have with losers.
Happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Happy new year
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If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If I were actually a free thinker who questioned everything I might get to wondering why my government tries to make me mad at Somalis every time something new comes out about Epstein
Energy I’m bringing into 2026
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Energy I’m bringing into 2026
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My god it’s the alab lawsuit all over again
You would believe from reading this Matt Taibbi tweet that @eoinhiggins.bsky.social’s book is about him or that it names him on the cover. No.
The book spends more time on Glenn Greenwald. The cover suggests a general phenomenon in our culture — that everyone online has seen.
The book spends more time on Glenn Greenwald. The cover suggests a general phenomenon in our culture — that everyone online has seen.
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My god it’s the alab lawsuit all over again
One thing I haven’t seen any coverage on (and it’s really frustrating) is how trump didn’t really pull in new Latino voters so much as Kamala didn’t turn them out.
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
One thing I haven’t seen any coverage on (and it’s really frustrating) is how trump didn’t really pull in new Latino voters so much as Kamala didn’t turn them out.
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Just when you thought the Amazon model couldn’t get any less himane
“.. We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE acting director Todd M. Lyons said .. as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just when you thought the Amazon model couldn’t get any less himane