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Jack Hanford the Manford
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · Jul 20
Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 14h
That’s right ladies and gentlemen. Mark mamdani on that ballot and then shout STOP at the top of your lungs in the voting booth so everyone knows how to count your vote.
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 15h
An edict from the king of law twitter
helldude.bsky.social jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 15h
ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 18h
They got real uncomfortable and one of them started talking about how he hates his brother for being unsuccessful. What the fuck Katie I just wanted to smoke weed and now he’s crying so loud I can’t hear bluey on the tv.
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 20h
Him or the libeller?
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 20h
Damn girl what you do?
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d
Combination of that and trying to pick someone conservative enough to entice the senate to vote for him
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d
He’s got a really good body
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d
Lazy and power hungry is a goated combination
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d
He bought multiple billion dollar company and president in the same election cycle
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d
Sauce?
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 1d
Hitler
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 2d
It’s cause you drank Oklahoma tap water
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 2d
Well I’ll be damned
Jarl of whiten
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 3d
Do you think he knows that he looks like the Nazi from Indiana jones?
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 3d
Oh yeah? Name three ecumenical slap fights. I’ll wait.
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 3d
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 3d
I blocked those psychos and never looked back.
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 4d
It’s that welfare queen bullshit
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 4d
I want my foreskin back
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 4d
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 4d
And the third
I’m the spy
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 5d
Damn she got your ass good
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 5d
Isn’t this just basically hell?
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 5d
I especially love the part where Paul Rudd sits next to Paul rudd
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Jack Hanford the Manford @simplyjack.bsky.social · 5d
Marco Rubio knowing exactly what kind of test he took and also that he failed
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