Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
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Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts
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mods are asleep post regime censored content
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
mods are asleep post regime censored content
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Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
Nobody else follow me
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Nobody else follow me
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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looking for 4k of my closest friends :/
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
looking for 4k of my closest friends :/
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(semi chubbed and panting) this mfer doesn't know about mouthfeel
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
(semi chubbed and panting) this mfer doesn't know about mouthfeel
HORNY
GRANDMA
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December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
HORNY
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Really? Not the mass deportations to foreign prisons? Because that kind of seems like it should be more outrageous
The delta between what Biden did and how much anger he got for it and the absolute crickets Trump has gotten for making the student loan landscape *magnitudes worse than it was before* is absolutely one of the most enraging things about this entirely enraging era.
Congrats again to the people who continuously said Biden did nothing about student loans for four years! www.cnbc.com/2025/12/09/s...
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Really? Not the mass deportations to foreign prisons? Because that kind of seems like it should be more outrageous
Extremely concerning that people no longer see the intrinsic value in education.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Extremely concerning that people no longer see the intrinsic value in education.
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Power Rangers is better than Teletubbies.
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Power Rangers is better than Teletubbies.
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bimbos
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bimbos
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@horsedisc.bsky.social is a racist masquerading as a black person so speak ignorantly on issues pertaining to our community
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
@horsedisc.bsky.social is a racist masquerading as a black person so speak ignorantly on issues pertaining to our community
There’s a god and he does hate Jair bolsonaro
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
There’s a god and he does hate Jair bolsonaro
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Smashmouthburger
Guns and Sbarroses
Patti La Taco Belle
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Smashmouthburger
@rooster.info got shooters on /r/columbus
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@rooster.info got shooters on /r/columbus
Repost this with your model of positive masculinity
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Repost this with your model of positive masculinity
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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Will the real Bruce Vilanch please stand up
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Will the real Bruce Vilanch please stand up
