Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
In fairness the next 3 years are just going to be constant headlines about how trump is a pedophile who keeps getting his tie stuck in the desk drawer
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In fairness the next 3 years are just going to be constant headlines about how trump is a pedophile who keeps getting his tie stuck in the desk drawer
Gym Jordan rn
a man with sweat running down his face
Alt: a man with sweat running down his face
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Gym Jordan rn
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I remember I worked with a guy who had been in and out of prison his whole life, was literally the dumbest fucking guy id ever met and had 19 kids by like 15 different women.
That guy is more successful than Elon musk by his own metrics
That guy is more successful than Elon musk by his own metrics
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I remember I worked with a guy who had been in and out of prison his whole life, was literally the dumbest fucking guy id ever met and had 19 kids by like 15 different women.
That guy is more successful than Elon musk by his own metrics
That guy is more successful than Elon musk by his own metrics
We are all night country now
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We are all night country now
I want this shirt
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I want this shirt
Ezra Klein? Absolutely
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ezra Klein? Absolutely
He’s taking about Gavin newsom.
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He’s taking about Gavin newsom.
I love how this fit is basically just the shit I threw on when I was in high school and gave 0 fucks about how I looked or what I wore.
Who knew I had such a natural latin flare.
Who knew I had such a natural latin flare.
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I love how this fit is basically just the shit I threw on when I was in high school and gave 0 fucks about how I looked or what I wore.
Who knew I had such a natural latin flare.
Who knew I had such a natural latin flare.
Bill there’s been a lot of negative press about you because of the Epstein stuff. we need you to lay low ok buddy?
Bill Clinton: hey does anyone want to hear my opinion on Palestine?
Bill Clinton: hey does anyone want to hear my opinion on Palestine?
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bill there’s been a lot of negative press about you because of the Epstein stuff. we need you to lay low ok buddy?
Bill Clinton: hey does anyone want to hear my opinion on Palestine?
Bill Clinton: hey does anyone want to hear my opinion on Palestine?
At a university no less
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
At a university no less
Leftists: you need to throw a bone to your left flank people aren’t going to keep voting for this centrist nonsense
Dems: lurch to the right to peel off swing voters
Swing voters: vote Republican
Leftists: vote dem anyways
Dems: fuck leftists
Every damn time
Dems: lurch to the right to peel off swing voters
Swing voters: vote Republican
Leftists: vote dem anyways
Dems: fuck leftists
Every damn time
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Leftists: you need to throw a bone to your left flank people aren’t going to keep voting for this centrist nonsense
Dems: lurch to the right to peel off swing voters
Swing voters: vote Republican
Leftists: vote dem anyways
Dems: fuck leftists
Every damn time
Dems: lurch to the right to peel off swing voters
Swing voters: vote Republican
Leftists: vote dem anyways
Dems: fuck leftists
Every damn time
Keep your hands up
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Keep your hands up
I’d “accidentally” zip tie myself to so many agents
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’d “accidentally” zip tie myself to so many agents
Part of me wants to join ice and do this. Get my student loans repaid by being the most incompetent LEO in American history.
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Part of me wants to join ice and do this. Get my student loans repaid by being the most incompetent LEO in American history.
Extremely online behavior. Very on brand for a guy who’s pretended to be 45 his whole life
December 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Extremely online behavior. Very on brand for a guy who’s pretended to be 45 his whole life
Gleefully in fact.
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Gleefully in fact.
Yeah like democrats give a fuck about trans people
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yeah like democrats give a fuck about trans people
I’m in. I’ll take a 40% stake for 600,000 obnoxious replies
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m in. I’ll take a 40% stake for 600,000 obnoxious replies