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@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
oh hell yeah that new synth smell
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
oh hell yeah that new synth smell
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
⭕️
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
⭕️
RIP mr epstein you would have loved AI fr 🙏
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
RIP mr epstein you would have loved AI fr 🙏
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
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no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children
In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
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Please, mr president. The people of Iran yearn to be bombed by Israel
As America builds up towards a war with Iran, it gives me hope that republicans promise this will be a fast and clean operation. This is much different than Iraq which was promised to be a slow and awful quagmire.
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Please, mr president. The people of Iran yearn to be bombed by Israel
no that’s Hag Mazoog or smth
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
no that’s Hag Mazoog or smth
oh no I love bee’s horny
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
oh no I love bee’s horny
"im not nice! im not nice!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a perfect sweetheart
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"im not nice! im not nice!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a perfect sweetheart
They’re coming to town to kick themselves in the balls again and monetize it (again)
February 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
They’re coming to town to kick themselves in the balls again and monetize it (again)
mfer bout to bring out the graphs
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
mfer bout to bring out the graphs
perfect haha
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
perfect haha
Lmao this cop wants money from me, what incredible timing.
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Lmao this cop wants money from me, what incredible timing.
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
All my faves implicated 😔
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
All my faves implicated 😔
That’s a lot of drugs
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
That’s a lot of drugs
Link > Magic Beans
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Link > Magic Beans
*me with 4 men’s size 12 athletic tube socks in my mouth* shyou not gon’ shtop ICEsh
February 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
*me with 4 men’s size 12 athletic tube socks in my mouth* shyou not gon’ shtop ICEsh
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A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
Logan Monson-lookin ass
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Logan Monson-lookin ass