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@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
Who up thinking about thos Beans
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Who up thinking about thos Beans
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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You dont care about anything but Israel. Shut the fuck up.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
You dont care about anything but Israel. Shut the fuck up.
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your honor, im a fat fucking chud
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
your honor, im a fat fucking chud
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If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
gonna do it?
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
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I’ve made an incredible discovery
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I’ve made an incredible discovery
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This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
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yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers
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Epstein ran the most progressive campaign of our lifetimes but you won‘t vote for him because of your PET ISSUE (no pedophiles) you‘re a RUSSIAN TANKIE sometimes you have to vote for LESSER EVIL (This message sent by JHive)
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Epstein ran the most progressive campaign of our lifetimes but you won‘t vote for him because of your PET ISSUE (no pedophiles) you‘re a RUSSIAN TANKIE sometimes you have to vote for LESSER EVIL (This message sent by JHive)
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Former darling of American liberals, Benny Gantz, says that it is not racist for non-Jewish parties to be unable to serve in government.
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Former darling of American liberals, Benny Gantz, says that it is not racist for non-Jewish parties to be unable to serve in government.
The Jeffrey Epstein Experience
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The Jeffrey Epstein Experience
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Coming out of the AI doctor’s office all perc‘ed up like
February 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Coming out of the AI doctor’s office all perc‘ed up like
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mfw I find out my huge wallet of Epsteincoin was helping criminals
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
mfw I find out my huge wallet of Epsteincoin was helping criminals
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
“palantir is in the epstein files” and other early 21st century goofs and follies
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
“palantir is in the epstein files” and other early 21st century goofs and follies
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Coming this summer, Woke 3: The Last Crusade: The Return of the King and The Empire Falls Because Everything That Has a Beginning Has an End, Reloaded
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Coming this summer, Woke 3: The Last Crusade: The Return of the King and The Empire Falls Because Everything That Has a Beginning Has an End, Reloaded
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With Great Power Comes Great Smolness of Bean
A fundamental problem with this country is that you have less responsibility, transparency, and duty as you gain more power when it should be the opposite. The Supreme Court gets to be very secretive for no good reason. Cops get a monopoly on violence and have near total immunity when they use it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
With Great Power Comes Great Smolness of Bean
imma be real with you President Xi
bad news folks, our concentration camp for babies has a measles outbreak
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
imma be real with you President Xi
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Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Even in Elon Musk’s denial of his involvement with Epstein—which directly contradicts the available evidence—the world’s richest man is still claiming he knew all about “pedo island” and didn’t do anything to stop it. Even in their fantasies of innocence they’re still directly enabling child abuse
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Sorry to ask, but unfortunately I've put off my own needs as long as possible, anything helps, there are fun posts and threads in the replies, as well as the modlist I curate for public use:
I haven't had a real good morning in months. If you have a spare coin for the treasury, please like and subscribe here:
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Sorry to ask, but unfortunately I've put off my own needs as long as possible, anything helps, there are fun posts and threads in the replies, as well as the modlist I curate for public use:
Realistically any chance Newsom had at had higher office was shat through a bin bag the moment he started a podcast specializing in reactionary apologia
Given that Gavin Newsom has openly taken on Trump; that he is ambitious, relentless, and connected; and that he has not had a month out of office in 30 years, many are certain that he plans to run for President in 2028. He has not refuted the possibility.
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February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Realistically any chance Newsom had at had higher office was shat through a bin bag the moment he started a podcast specializing in reactionary apologia
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do not go piggly into that good wiggly
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
do not go piggly into that good wiggly
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Under woke 2 the only animal milk allowed is pig’s milk, Pilk
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