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@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
No one cared who I was until I put on the bush
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
No one cared who I was until I put on the bush
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fuck my big chud chungus life, football is woke, crypto was created by epstein, AI deleted my wedding photos (divorced), Kid Rock is old and bald, so hard to carry the flame 😔
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
fuck my big chud chungus life, football is woke, crypto was created by epstein, AI deleted my wedding photos (divorced), Kid Rock is old and bald, so hard to carry the flame 😔
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[straight-up eating my tinfoil hat to protect my organs from electrical infetterance] I think the Guthrie lady kidnapping was cooked up to convince people to make sure they are subscribed to the highest tier ring cam subscription so it doesn’t delete your kidnapping footage
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
[straight-up eating my tinfoil hat to protect my organs from electrical infetterance] I think the Guthrie lady kidnapping was cooked up to convince people to make sure they are subscribed to the highest tier ring cam subscription so it doesn’t delete your kidnapping footage
In all seriousness, as a jaded and irony-poisoned asshole, the denouement of the halftime show where he named all the countries of the Americas made me feel… hope? Not quite patriotism, more like solidarity; anyway 10/10 I hope it gave people heart attacks
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
In all seriousness, as a jaded and irony-poisoned asshole, the denouement of the halftime show where he named all the countries of the Americas made me feel… hope? Not quite patriotism, more like solidarity; anyway 10/10 I hope it gave people heart attacks
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February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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tired of this busted ass wraith trying to lazily haunt me to the sound of someone’s nephew horsing around on the theramin. have some fun with it, jumpscare me in the middle of an absolute fire fucking banger. maybe try gasolina by daddy yankee
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
tired of this busted ass wraith trying to lazily haunt me to the sound of someone’s nephew horsing around on the theramin. have some fun with it, jumpscare me in the middle of an absolute fire fucking banger. maybe try gasolina by daddy yankee
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coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
Fuck it the commercials worked, I’m an AI-pilled, treatlermaxxing, light beercel
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Fuck it the commercials worked, I’m an AI-pilled, treatlermaxxing, light beercel
Levi’s with an actual good commercial (callipygian appreciation)
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Levi’s with an actual good commercial (callipygian appreciation)
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NOT RIGHT NOW CLAUDE MY AI GIRLFRIEND JUST KILLED HERSELF
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
NOT RIGHT NOW CLAUDE MY AI GIRLFRIEND JUST KILLED HERSELF
Super Bowl LiX? More like KiX
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Super Bowl LiX? More like KiX
Shut it all down
Sony exec: 'We promote the use of AI, especially in game production'
Sony exec: 'We promote the use of AI, especially in game production'
Sony plans to use AI in game production to change development processes, but the full impact and costs remain uncertain. 🤖🎮
www.tweaktown.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Shut it all down
The Super Bowl is finally here
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The Super Bowl is finally here
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“im not familiar with bad bunny but..” i mourn for the lack of baddies in your life brother
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
“im not familiar with bad bunny but..” i mourn for the lack of baddies in your life brother
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I’m the best dressed on Bluesky.
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I’m the best dressed on Bluesky.
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Polymarket psychos betting on Jesus’ return really giving the game away, this shit rules
February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Polymarket psychos betting on Jesus’ return really giving the game away, this shit rules
Can I say something without everyone jumping down my throat—we should unsubscribe from all these Epstein-adjacent rags
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Can I say something without everyone jumping down my throat—we should unsubscribe from all these Epstein-adjacent rags
I’m the best dressed on Bluesky.
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I’m the best dressed on Bluesky.
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
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Chuck Schumer: Please Baileys. Please…
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Chuck Schumer: Please Baileys. Please…
AIPAC and GOP in various races right now: (accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
AIPAC and GOP in various races right now: (accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]