Ennui Cryptid (shot with the Havana Syndrome gun)
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“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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oh no I googled "dick merkin" and it's even worse than I imagined: a healthcare ceo who looks like my sleep paralysis demon
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
oh no I googled "dick merkin" and it's even worse than I imagined: a healthcare ceo who looks like my sleep paralysis demon
(Thanks for posting, this was a real treat)
February 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
(Thanks for posting, this was a real treat)
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How it feels when the paywall hits
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
How it feels when the paywall hits
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What did he mean by this
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What did he mean by this
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getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
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hey kids don’t forget vote for your 6-7 skibidi chopped aunt
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
hey kids don’t forget vote for your 6-7 skibidi chopped aunt
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
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WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”
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too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
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no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children
In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
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Please, mr president. The people of Iran yearn to be bombed by Israel
As America builds up towards a war with Iran, it gives me hope that republicans promise this will be a fast and clean operation. This is much different than Iraq which was promised to be a slow and awful quagmire.
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Please, mr president. The people of Iran yearn to be bombed by Israel
Lmao this cop wants money from me, what incredible timing.
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Lmao this cop wants money from me, what incredible timing.
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
Who up thinking about thos Beans
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Who up thinking about thos Beans
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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You dont care about anything but Israel. Shut the fuck up.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
You dont care about anything but Israel. Shut the fuck up.
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your honor, im a fat fucking chud
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
your honor, im a fat fucking chud
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If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
gonna do it?
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
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I’ve made an incredible discovery
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I’ve made an incredible discovery
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This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
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yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers