Ennui Cryptid (shot with the Havana Syndrome gun)
@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
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WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”
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too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually
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no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children
In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
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Please, mr president. The people of Iran yearn to be bombed by Israel
As America builds up towards a war with Iran, it gives me hope that republicans promise this will be a fast and clean operation. This is much different than Iraq which was promised to be a slow and awful quagmire.
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Please, mr president. The people of Iran yearn to be bombed by Israel
Lmao this cop wants money from me, what incredible timing.
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Lmao this cop wants money from me, what incredible timing.
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
What have you done besides 1. be cop 2. get beat up by hogs
Who up thinking about thos Beans
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Who up thinking about thos Beans
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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You dont care about anything but Israel. Shut the fuck up.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
You dont care about anything but Israel. Shut the fuck up.
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your honor, im a fat fucking chud
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
your honor, im a fat fucking chud
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If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
gonna do it?
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If 100,000 people RT this, I will get a BBL
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I’ve made an incredible discovery
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I’ve made an incredible discovery
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This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
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yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers
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Epstein ran the most progressive campaign of our lifetimes but you won‘t vote for him because of your PET ISSUE (no pedophiles) you‘re a RUSSIAN TANKIE sometimes you have to vote for LESSER EVIL (This message sent by JHive)
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Epstein ran the most progressive campaign of our lifetimes but you won‘t vote for him because of your PET ISSUE (no pedophiles) you‘re a RUSSIAN TANKIE sometimes you have to vote for LESSER EVIL (This message sent by JHive)
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Former darling of American liberals, Benny Gantz, says that it is not racist for non-Jewish parties to be unable to serve in government.
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Former darling of American liberals, Benny Gantz, says that it is not racist for non-Jewish parties to be unable to serve in government.
The Jeffrey Epstein Experience
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The Jeffrey Epstein Experience
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Coming out of the AI doctor’s office all perc‘ed up like
February 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Coming out of the AI doctor’s office all perc‘ed up like
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mfw I find out my huge wallet of Epsteincoin was helping criminals
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
mfw I find out my huge wallet of Epsteincoin was helping criminals
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
“palantir is in the epstein files” and other early 21st century goofs and follies
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
“palantir is in the epstein files” and other early 21st century goofs and follies
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Coming this summer, Woke 3: The Last Crusade: The Return of the King and The Empire Falls Because Everything That Has a Beginning Has an End, Reloaded
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Coming this summer, Woke 3: The Last Crusade: The Return of the King and The Empire Falls Because Everything That Has a Beginning Has an End, Reloaded