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@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
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leftist Marilyn Manson got his libs removed so he could meet his own societal needs
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
leftist Marilyn Manson got his libs removed so he could meet his own societal needs
Boy Ratty
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Boy Ratty
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
“I am unable to sweat.”
“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
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“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
Subscribe to my Political Scandal PR newsletter for more tips
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
“I am unable to sweat.”
“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
Subscribe to my Political Scandal PR newsletter for more tips
“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
Subscribe to my Political Scandal PR newsletter for more tips
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David Roth said something about anti-woke cancel culture academics like “the files are full of guys with difficult-to-maintain hairstyles that have written airport books” and I keep thinking about it
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
David Roth said something about anti-woke cancel culture academics like “the files are full of guys with difficult-to-maintain hairstyles that have written airport books” and I keep thinking about it
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Klobuchar for governor!
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Klobuchar for governor!
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Tonight's slurp juice racist tweet event was essentially a minting
event for both boomers and gutter racists
event for both boomers and gutter racists
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Tonight's slurp juice racist tweet event was essentially a minting
event for both boomers and gutter racists
event for both boomers and gutter racists
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Bluesky is getting absolutely roasted on Twitter for their treatment of Palestinians which is really ruining their snarky meme campaign to get people over here and couldn’t happen to a worse company
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Bluesky is getting absolutely roasted on Twitter for their treatment of Palestinians which is really ruining their snarky meme campaign to get people over here and couldn’t happen to a worse company
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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oh no I googled "dick merkin" and it's even worse than I imagined: a healthcare ceo who looks like my sleep paralysis demon
February 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
oh no I googled "dick merkin" and it's even worse than I imagined: a healthcare ceo who looks like my sleep paralysis demon
(Thanks for posting, this was a real treat)
February 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
(Thanks for posting, this was a real treat)
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How it feels when the paywall hits
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
How it feels when the paywall hits
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What did he mean by this
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What did he mean by this
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getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
February 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043
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hey kids don’t forget vote for your 6-7 skibidi chopped aunt
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
hey kids don’t forget vote for your 6-7 skibidi chopped aunt
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
- Text STOP to blow your brains out
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WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
WHAT DO VOTERS WANT
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Whole lot of “is this the end, boys?”