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@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
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Relax, I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once *shoots cop*
I’m the best dressed on Bluesky.
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I’m the best dressed on Bluesky.
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
Triple Shreks: $2,250
Single, Rich, & No Kids: Priceless
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Chuck Schumer: Please Baileys. Please…
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Chuck Schumer: Please Baileys. Please…
AIPAC and GOP in various races right now: (accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
AIPAC and GOP in various races right now: (accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]
Fact Check: no, Chudler has not teamed up with Glonzo to produce a looksmaxxing and geopolitics podcast; the podcast is about Orbs
February 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Fact Check: no, Chudler has not teamed up with Glonzo to produce a looksmaxxing and geopolitics podcast; the podcast is about Orbs
“U.S. birth rates are plummeting“ wow what a mystery, also: good
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“U.S. birth rates are plummeting“ wow what a mystery, also: good
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Me trying to tell these people you still have time to pick a candidate that doesn’t suck shit
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Me trying to tell these people you still have time to pick a candidate that doesn’t suck shit
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It would help if every centrist who says they’d love to abolish ICE or end a genocide or protect trans people or get to universal healthcare but “you have to think about elections” would admit they just don’t want to do any of those things and are quietly fine with fascism if it doesn’t touch them.
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It would help if every centrist who says they’d love to abolish ICE or end a genocide or protect trans people or get to universal healthcare but “you have to think about elections” would admit they just don’t want to do any of those things and are quietly fine with fascism if it doesn’t touch them.
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coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
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leftist Marilyn Manson got his libs removed so he could meet his own societal needs
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
leftist Marilyn Manson got his libs removed so he could meet his own societal needs
Boy Ratty
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Boy Ratty
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
“I am unable to sweat.”
“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
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“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
Subscribe to my Political Scandal PR newsletter for more tips
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
“I am unable to sweat.”
“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
Subscribe to my Political Scandal PR newsletter for more tips
“I actually cannot drink alcohol because of a health condition.”
“I am physically unable to goon in the house I was house-sitting that burned down because of a genetic anomaly.”
Subscribe to my Political Scandal PR newsletter for more tips
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David Roth said something about anti-woke cancel culture academics like “the files are full of guys with difficult-to-maintain hairstyles that have written airport books” and I keep thinking about it
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
David Roth said something about anti-woke cancel culture academics like “the files are full of guys with difficult-to-maintain hairstyles that have written airport books” and I keep thinking about it
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Klobuchar for governor!
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Klobuchar for governor!
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Tonight's slurp juice racist tweet event was essentially a minting
event for both boomers and gutter racists
event for both boomers and gutter racists
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Tonight's slurp juice racist tweet event was essentially a minting
event for both boomers and gutter racists
event for both boomers and gutter racists
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Bluesky is getting absolutely roasted on Twitter for their treatment of Palestinians which is really ruining their snarky meme campaign to get people over here and couldn’t happen to a worse company
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Bluesky is getting absolutely roasted on Twitter for their treatment of Palestinians which is really ruining their snarky meme campaign to get people over here and couldn’t happen to a worse company
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it.
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
What? x.com/sethharpesq/...
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM