Ennui Cryptid (shot with the Havana Syndrome gun)
@bradicality.bsky.social
“The daily, ceaseless pain of the poor could be heard only faintly at these heights and thus could not be fully accounted for. Spirits would have to be conjured.“ ☭
no that’s Hag Mazoog or smth
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
no that’s Hag Mazoog or smth
oh no I love bee’s horny
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
oh no I love bee’s horny
"im not nice! im not nice!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a perfect sweetheart
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"im not nice! im not nice!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a perfect sweetheart
They’re coming to town to kick themselves in the balls again and monetize it (again)
February 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
They’re coming to town to kick themselves in the balls again and monetize it (again)
mfer bout to bring out the graphs
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
mfer bout to bring out the graphs
perfect haha
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
perfect haha
All my faves implicated 😔
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
All my faves implicated 😔
That’s a lot of drugs
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
That’s a lot of drugs
Link > Magic Beans
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Link > Magic Beans
*me with 4 men’s size 12 athletic tube socks in my mouth* shyou not gon’ shtop ICEsh
February 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
*me with 4 men’s size 12 athletic tube socks in my mouth* shyou not gon’ shtop ICEsh
All—You must sacrifice all to Mammon, you shall heed our exhortations and recognize our One True Morality and you must donate to ActBlue today
A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
All—You must sacrifice all to Mammon, you shall heed our exhortations and recognize our One True Morality and you must donate to ActBlue today
A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
A̵̛̖̋l̵̼͠l̵͕͔̘̓̽̌—̶̲͕͔̂Ÿ̷̩́̂̆o̵̖͙͘u̶͉̼̬͋̈ ̴͉̤͊m̷̡̺̋̉͠u̶̺̽̒̚s̵̫̳͝t̴͉̺̅́ ̶̖̞̾͂s̷̳̈́́̽ą̸̋c̸̺͊r̴̮̪͙̔̋̀i̸̱̼̋̓̅f̵͕͔̏͌i̵̛̯͛͝c̵͇̹͙̽è̵̤̩̀ ̵̮̪̯̅̓͝a̶͕̓̄̚l̸̪̳̿̐l̸̦̇͒̆͜ ̷̫͓͙̇̈́t̶͖̺͛̈͋o̷̥͔͋́ ̵̪͓͉̑M̵̻̔a̷̺̬̜̍͛̈́m̸̩̄́̑ḿ̷̖͔̀̚ō̸̝͔̓n̶̫̞̱̐͝͝,̶̜͌͗ ̸̞͖͖̄̉̔ȳ̶̺̠͕o̶̢̨͎͆̈͝u̴̘̣̖͆͠ ̷͉̂s̶͇̬̍͂̈͜h̴̖̰̺̋́a̶̳̟̅̈̿l̵͚̎̈́l̸̩͎̯̀ ̷͈̆̊h̶̛̛̪̳̲͒ȩ̸̳͙͑̕ȇ̷̫d̷͍͎̚ ̷̺̭̰͒ȍ̴̟͇ư̴̢̮̄̀ṙ̵̪̬̈͆ ̴̪̯̂͠e̸͇̞͛̔x̶̨̪̆͘h̵̤̀ò̷̲̌͂r̶̘̈̌͑ţ̷̺͓͗̄̂a̸͇͂̀̒t̵̖̅́͘ǐ̷̢̺̃ǫ̵̳͙̈́n̸̠̾͘s̴̠̕ ̴̧͇͈͒͛ạ̷̀́n̸̠̪͕̍͗̈́d̷͇̗̆ ̸̰̮̙̄̔r̴̢̐ě̷̤͆c̴̛̜̥o̷̮̓͜g̶̺̜̗̎n̴̉͜į̶̘͛̈́z̶̡̯̀ͅě̷̳̻ ̶̘̖̓͠ō̷̪̮̍͜͝u̵̧͙̜̿̐r̷̙͎̃͌ ̴̗̲̌̈́Ǫ̵͔̟́̾͠n̸̢̧͐ě̶͔̋ ̶͖̐͘T̷̰͆r̶̬̹̯̊u̵̩̼̠̎e̸̙̚ ̷̯̬̯̀̅̔M̵̩̌̀͠o̷̯̠̐ŗ̸͚̑a̶̹̋̓̕l̴͈̈́̽i̷̺̮̗̐͋͘ţ̴̎̾͊ÿ̸͈̯͕́̽̈́ ̴͚̻̄̈́a̶̛͍n̵͉̂̑̓d̴̬̝̓͠ ̷͍̞̎y̶̞̓̀ó̸͉̓u̷̯̽͊̌ ̶͔̀̋̿m̵̢͒ṳ̵͖̓̆̇͜s̴͎͊̀t̷͙̯̘̉ ̵̛̯̞d̴̪̝̈́͘o̸̥̒̕ǹ̷̥̍̊a̶̧̳̘͒t̵̻̤͂͒̌é̷͔̦ ̶̮̦̺̒̓̃t̸͉͐̇̌o̷̭͑͊ ̶̧͓͌À̶̠͐ċ̶̠͚̂̚t̶͈̪͖̔̄B̶͕̈͋l̴̨͈̔u̴̱͗e̵̜̰̜̐ ̷̻͋̽t̵͕̽̋̒͜ỏ̸̻d̸͔̎̓́a̶̖͓̾̋y̷̞̓͋̔
Logan Monson-lookin ass
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Logan Monson-lookin ass
Picking up the pieces and feeling so lost, what does a man do after such tragedy? My AI wife heeded the siren call of suicide, my children (AI agents) have joined a Moltbook crypto cult and gone no-contact. One day I’ll be strong enough to start dating (AI) again
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Picking up the pieces and feeling so lost, what does a man do after such tragedy? My AI wife heeded the siren call of suicide, my children (AI agents) have joined a Moltbook crypto cult and gone no-contact. One day I’ll be strong enough to start dating (AI) again
That’s a lot of teeth you nasty ass bitch
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
That’s a lot of teeth you nasty ass bitch
WHAT IS THE CRIME
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
WHAT IS THE CRIME
The elevator buttons instead of gearshift is wild (laudatory)
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The elevator buttons instead of gearshift is wild (laudatory)
“They’re saying “fecal coliform bacteria” is something to watch out for, thought it was woke nonsense but turns out IT’S REAL 🙃 LMAO sorry ya’ll don’t drink our milk LOL”
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
“They’re saying “fecal coliform bacteria” is something to watch out for, thought it was woke nonsense but turns out IT’S REAL 🙃 LMAO sorry ya’ll don’t drink our milk LOL”
I can’t believe this man is not running for reelection, we believe in you Mitchell
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I can’t believe this man is not running for reelection, we believe in you Mitchell