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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 6m

It can be a struggle to come up with a Halloween costume, so here's a thread of some ideas.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 12h

RIP, she's gonna get you

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 12h

❤️❤️❤️ Inga ❤️❤️❤️

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 12h

They want to take the naturally most photogenic beings on the planet away from us.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 12h

Some of the little shits just have death wishes. I don't know what it is.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 12h

Ok, one comment. This is absolutely Argento without a governor. He drops a family member through a piece of glass before the credits even start.

And be like Inga for your friends.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

Grim tidings.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

No commentary necessary. Just catch it and let Iron Maiden's Flash of the Blade wash over you like a soothing wind. Twice.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

Fuck it. I'm gonna rock another Argento tonight. I've earned it by unfucking the whole yard.

NW: Phenomena (1985).

It's batshit and great.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

I've always enjoyed this movie but I can't believe it took me god knows how many watches to catch the humor, such as it is.

10/10, it's up there with Tenebrae.

Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you!!

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

13 and 7. The Hobbit bombed when the 13 year old was 11 unfortunately.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

A little light whitewashing of Nazi atrocities before night time. That's fucked

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

What the fuck

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

That said, as a book uncle I really appreciate the heads up ahead of Christmas. It's hard to find the good stuff for each age, man.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

Is it this in kids' book form?

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

It's good. You should be proud.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 13h

It's also pretty rich for a guy who looks like he has encyclopedic knowledge of ages of consent and a panel van to match to shit on the way anyone else dresses.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 14h

I'm assuming you've read the task and purpose piece on Gorka's insane tryhard edc list? taskandpurpose.com/culture/gork...

Here's What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help

taskandpurpose.com

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 14h

And you get to pick little transistors and cute capacitors and stuff.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 14h

Pedals. Building pedals is pure relaxation with solder smoke.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 14h

Fuck yeah man, this rocks

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 14h

A chalk outline that extends up on the wall where "It was..." (leaving out the name) was scribbled by the victim is a screwball comedy beat!

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 14h

Every human interaction an opportunity to get that bag. I'm sure that won't prove corrosive.

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Deadbeat Bat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 14h

How does he manage to look even more problematic in each successive media appearance? This is panel van with "free candy" spray painted on it level stuff.

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