Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee
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I subscribe to a labeler that shows who donates to elected officials but I also subscribe to @oracle.posters.rip so this looks like my Senator @wyden.senate.gov has a bunch of normal corporate donors but he's also getting bankrolled by one specific Orangutan
Screenshot showing labels for Senator Ron Wyden, there are labels showing that he gets campaign donations from Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Intel, Nike, etc and then another label that simply says "Orangutan"
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Probably in cahoots with the cormorants, if you ask me
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The album? Yep, that's how I like to do it
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Chameleons can also see through time, but they're too dumb to do anything about it.
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Naked mole rats aren't actually born naked. They just shave their fur off because they're all perverts.
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Cormorants claim to be able to see through time as well, but they're lying about it. Never trust a cormorant.
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Many people know that owls can rotate their heads almost 360 degrees, but very few know that they can also see through time.

They have a very strict ethical code that prohibits them from doing anything to alter the future, though.
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Whoever invented spaghetti deserves a whole damn week
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
deadbarchetta.bsky.social
If I had to be tortured for eternity like Sisyphus, my punishment would be to eternally call pharmacies to fill my prescription while unmedicated
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Finally got my script filled today but it's now day 3 of not having my ADHD meds (Vyvanse) and I cannot believe that I just lived like this for almost 40 years. I am not a functional adult, I am barely a person.
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Seems to me there is a difference between saying "I want someone to kill Sam Altman" and "I want Sam Altman to die". The former is a call to action, the latter just expresses a preference for a certain outcome.

Sam Altman probably wouldn't see the difference, but he's a little bitch so who cares.
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Thanks! I'll check it out later tonight
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Which album or albums would you recommend starting with? I tend to listen to full albums when I get into an artist.
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I know my wife's number because we use it for our grocery store loyalty progr- I mean, because I'm a thoughtful, observant husband. And I know my mom's cell phone number, because she got her cell phone before any of the rest of us had one.

Every other number I've memorized is from the Before Times.
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Hell yeah. How I Could Just Kill A Man is so fucking heavy. I love the Maggie's Farm cover too.
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I don't listen to enough Clutch, every time I encounter them I really enjoy their music but I haven't done a deep dive.
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Of course I love the original too, but I really like Opeth's take on Would? by Alice In Chains.
Would?
YouTube video by Opeth - Topic
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This was one of my karaoke staples, back when I went to bars that had karaoke nights
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I understand this feeling, I experience it often myself
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I bet it still tastes great, and as far as looks? That's what whipped cream is for.
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Happy Thanksgiving, neighbor to the north!
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I remember my friend's home phone number, as well as my old home phone number, both of which haven't existed in well over a decade.

Can't remember where I put my keys though.