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Oliver Darkshire

@deathbybadger.bsky.social

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dire homosexual 🏳️‍🌈 - ONCE UPON A TOME [2022] 📚 - ISABELLA NAGG AND THE POT OF BASIL [2025] 🪴- One Page RPGS 🎲 (www.patreon.com/deathbybadger) - 🏠 Manchester, UK https://linktr.ee/oliverdarkshire

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 13d

some exciting news: another book! announcing The Devil and Mrs Gooch, a fantasy in which our capricious friend The Devil falls head over hoof for dread entrepreneur Gwendolyn Gooch, and her latest diabolical scheme: the rented apartment. expect torrid results. releasing USA May 2026 from W.W. Norton

cover for The Devil and Mrs Gooch, by Oliver Darkshire, featuring a woman in a flaming ballgown leading a caprine devil by a leash, who stares up at her in adoration. Marked "Household Gramarye Book 2"

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2h

I dont know exactly what Tiresian means, but I know it means /something/ gendery

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2h

he shot me in the foot (but in a sexy way)

Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2h

"achillean" always amuses me as a descriptor because does it mean books about gay men being gay or does it mean more like oh you shot me in the leg you shot me in the fucking leg you fuck why would you do that, that's my goddamn ankle, my one weak spot, now I'm going to die you asshole

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 16h

I stuck some of them together myself with my bare hands

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 16h

it was very important to me in the production of this book that we be authentic and I said to the publisher I said we simply MUST inconvenience the reader, this is about integrity

thewordshaker.bsky.social @thewordshaker.bsky.social · 16h

Insert joke here about how i bought @deathbybadger.bsky.social 's great little book, and the pages are stuck together 😂
Go get yourself the pratchet-like ramblings of this funny guy in ISABELLA NAG AND THE POT OF BASIL

A book is shown here, half opened. Just a crack opened.
From the top.
IT opens without Problem, but verily, the last inch or so of the cutrent Page is stuck to the next one.
Is IT a manufacturing fault? Is it glue?
Or something Else entirely?
This reporter is too afraid to ask.
Anyway i am about 40% into this and enjoying myself a whole lot.
Thanks Oliver!

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 1d

this is *exactly* how that conversation goes down

Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 1d

when someone says "my dice are cursed" you sort of have to agree with them because if you say "marius you are a grown man and I know you know that's not how probability works" they won't say anything but they'll treat you like you are in league with the cursed dice

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 1d

you in god mode is the stuff of legends
ancient hero myth stuff
complete with terrible curse etc

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2d

my party is just 30 self replicating chocobos and I can't make them stop. why can't they all be gay this would solve all my problems

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2d

I was about to tweet "does anybody know how to stop breeding chocobos" but then I remembered 1/1000th of my feed is final fantasy nerds and 1/10th is problematic furries so I decided not to cause a diplomatic incident

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2d

I have no complaints

Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2d

look kids it's gay venom

...is he eating that man or

ok everyone look away, gay venom is busy

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2d

I'd make a great therapist because I'd just be like "molly, babes, you need to fucking kill him, don't take any more of his shit girl okay that's our 7 minutes! I'll see you in 6 months, there's free drugs in the bowl help yourself"

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2d

(me, with several respectable qualifications in counseling, halfway into your fifth session) *removes my glasses* you seem like a complicated person with many feelings

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 2d

I have no idea how to respond to this that doesn't seem flippant because it feels like something I should not be flippant about

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 3d

I am playing the Final Fantasy Tactics remake and maybe games were just weirder in 1997, but I was browsing the weapon store and alongside fire knife and bronze shield I present to you The Stick That Turns People Atheist

a screencap from Final Fantasy Tactics, from the store, showing Gokuu's Pole, which 'when attacking, has a chance of granting Atheist"

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 4d

the chart can be cruel but yes we do

Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 4d

I would love to get into this, but I simply do not have the spiritual energy, I am an elderly husk who has survived too many wars online, I pray for the vitality of my youth