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Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi"

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Corporate Dems gave us a culture war instead of a class war — the payroll costs are less. There are no good Billionaires and three good Democrats. Begin a new party that starts with "Labor". Hating you for my freedom.

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Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 10h

Uh, no. Trump still hasn't done anything as kick-ass the secret bombing of Cambodia.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 10h

Oh fuck, Jimbo. You still here?

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 14h

New Republic conceded your points but still says that the piece is well done.
Ugh. A writer fishing for a job at the Times? Or the Free Press?

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 20h

And in the 14th century, Russia was invaded by Mongol hoards. And they stayed. What goes around. They'll get theirs.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 20h

So... if you want to be president, I think you'd have a good shot.
Old person in Scottsdale.

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 22h

honk if i’m going to kill you

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Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 20h

Yes!

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J. Smith @jooltman.bsky.social · 22h

But come admire my twee lil’ holiday decorations before I murder you in cold blood.

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Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 20h

This is where homeowners associations come in handy.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 20h

And then you trip him up with a few well-placed war crimes references that draw him out and before you know it you're having an intense conversation about moral culpability and the universality of loss. Nyaaaah.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 21h

Massive filter action.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

Get rid of government contractors.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

That jaw is rebuilt. It can chomp through a submarine cable.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, except he's a rich kid. Landed gentry. His real first name is Robert, last name Ritchie. His dad owned a bunch of car dealerships. So he's real people.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

Too on the nose. You made that up. But good job!

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

Speak for yourself Don Juan.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

You know you're bottom feeding when you got Kid Rock as a guest.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking looks like Gerald McRaney on Simon and Simon.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 1d

It happened in a shit-hole red state with inadequate state government oversight. Just going out on a limb.
Nation of Neglect.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 2d

What an asshole. But we already knew that about the Reddit founder.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 2d

Letters. But liberals.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 3d

Oh! An Antifa Roundtable! Thanks for letting me know.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 3d

Always knew Roberts was the most dangerous of the bunch, but the people I voted for didn't.

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 3d

Did those journals have pictures?

Speaker Johnson's Grindr account says "hi" @decapitalize.bsky.social · 3d

"Perpetrating murder". Go back to South Dakota, you dog-killing illiterate.