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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 1d

honk if i’m going to kill you

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 2d

he probably took all the boosters so no one else can have any

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 2d

it was worth it to get such a catchy jingle

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 2d

my face when i have to look at kid rock

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 2d

i’m a hop hopper, yeah get ya some blublockers

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 2d

*eddie murphy bill cosby voice*
you can’t say FUCK, in front of people

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 2d

don’t like imagining this guy slipping tongue

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2d

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 5d

crushing a duffle full of little debbie’s before crushing antifa

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 7d

why the long, delicious face?

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 7d

I love my curvy AI wife!

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 9d

now we got a friggin haunted toilet on our hands

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 10d

i don’t need tilly norwood, i see a virgin on screen everyday. my monitor is off

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 17d

this guy tells it like it is

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 19d

it started on an escalator and could’ve ended on one

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 19d

my mommy botchelism my daddy botchelism

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 20d

i wonder if he’s held a baby ever? he’d probably pick it up by the scruff of its neck “ like a dog”

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · 28d

ok, i’ll do the 100k, but i better get a tpusa tote bag out of this

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · Sep 11

martyr? more like fartyr

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · Sep 11

according to the other site, the greatest man in the world died today

jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · Sep 10

The RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS at this Shoney’s have been very unfair to me!

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · Sep 7

drifting off to the soothing sound of booing, like rain on a tin roof

Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · Sep 7

Donald Trump has passed away.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · Sep 7

12 seconds into the first volley

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · Sep 7

won the “most fingers in the league” award every year

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Cory Brown @localmustard.bsky.social · Sep 5

Seen out and about in Chicago.

A poster with an image of a woman in a black balaclava holding a tire tool with the text “The government is abducting your neighbours are you going to let them?”

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jonnyniceman.bsky.social @jonnyniceman.bsky.social · Sep 1

calm down people, trump’s been busy watching the labor day weekend gorilla channel marathon

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Sep 1

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

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