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Locals/locas only. If I make you laugh, we’re friends now: it’s the law! #YNWA #ITFDB — in the city of Los Angeles, in the kingdom of California
We LOVED you, utterly loved you
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We LOVED you, utterly loved you
they should play them all at the same time, a la Timecode (2000)
January 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
they should play them all at the same time, a la Timecode (2000)
Sure you can sit around posting FUCK ICE all day long (no but seriously FUCK ICE) but how about helping out some folks who could use it? gofund.me/68bf454fc
Donate to Helping NELA Families with Safe Grocery Deliveries, organized by Eagle Rock Community Fridge LACF
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gofund.me
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Sure you can sit around posting FUCK ICE all day long (no but seriously FUCK ICE) but how about helping out some folks who could use it? gofund.me/68bf454fc
Every third or fourth time I see a picture of Ariana Grande she's suddenly Asian. I don't ask questions. I just move on with my life. What she's doing or what she looks like between those photos is no business of mine
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Every third or fourth time I see a picture of Ariana Grande she's suddenly Asian. I don't ask questions. I just move on with my life. What she's doing or what she looks like between those photos is no business of mine
I love you, you big dumb sweet Galwegian
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I love you, you big dumb sweet Galwegian
obamnarama
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
obamnarama
Alright I’ve watched ten minutes of #aKnightOfTheSevenKindoms and in keeping with my ethos and world view I’m already in love with the big dumb guy
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Alright I’ve watched ten minutes of #aKnightOfTheSevenKindoms and in keeping with my ethos and world view I’m already in love with the big dumb guy
If/when the Dodgers threepeat, I will dedicate the rest of my life to being like... 5% less mean
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If/when the Dodgers threepeat, I will dedicate the rest of my life to being like... 5% less mean
Still thinking about hole milk
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Still thinking about hole milk
i am now LIVE on bluesky! just kidding. can you imagine
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
i am now LIVE on bluesky! just kidding. can you imagine
why don't they change the president's diapie before he goes places. toddlers receive this most basic of services
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
why don't they change the president's diapie before he goes places. toddlers receive this most basic of services
if hamnet had lived do you think his bros would have called him hammie or hamnie or hams or the hamns or netbro or the 'net or hnet
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
if hamnet had lived do you think his bros would have called him hammie or hamnie or hams or the hamns or netbro or the 'net or hnet
For $1500 a seating you could fly to Copenhagen and eat hot dogs. I know that's not a substitute for Noma, it's just a thing I'm suggesting you do
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Dinner at Noma Los Angeles Will Run for a Cool $1,500
Plus, shochu night at Firstborn, and more
la.eater.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
For $1500 a seating you could fly to Copenhagen and eat hot dogs. I know that's not a substitute for Noma, it's just a thing I'm suggesting you do
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The promise has been kept
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The promise has been kept
the feminine urge to sonorously intone "MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE" for no reason
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
the feminine urge to sonorously intone "MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE" for no reason
I just want you to know I love my gay half-Asian hockey playing son and I would NEVER make him feel bad about it #heatedrivalry
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I just want you to know I love my gay half-Asian hockey playing son and I would NEVER make him feel bad about it #heatedrivalry
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I do not support all Japanese MLB players. Some of you bitches are on the Astros!!!
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I do not support all Japanese MLB players. Some of you bitches are on the Astros!!!
Over the PA system: I have started the gay hockey show. I repeat. I have started the gay hockey show
January 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Over the PA system: I have started the gay hockey show. I repeat. I have started the gay hockey show
After months of crying over a lack of the wholesome brown bread they give you everywhere in Ireland I have taken matters into my own hands 🇮🇪✨🙏🏽 — Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit!
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
After months of crying over a lack of the wholesome brown bread they give you everywhere in Ireland I have taken matters into my own hands 🇮🇪✨🙏🏽 — Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit!
Certainly the job market will not drive me to do any of the things in this movie!
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Certainly the job market will not drive me to do any of the things in this movie!
Double Indemnity
— James M. Cain
— James M. Cain
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Double Indemnity
— James M. Cain
— James M. Cain
Reporting in from LACMA
December 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reporting in from LACMA
That lady who sang that song “I Know What Boys Like” had no hidden knowledge. We know now the answer is Balatro. And then also Fortnite
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That lady who sang that song “I Know What Boys Like” had no hidden knowledge. We know now the answer is Balatro. And then also Fortnite
People seem to think the week between Christmas and New Years is a slog but here in LA it is heaven on earth. I drove to Silver Lake today and just parked. I did a U turn, saw a spot, and pulled into it. Then I ate great Persian food. This shit is not a SLOG
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
People seem to think the week between Christmas and New Years is a slog but here in LA it is heaven on earth. I drove to Silver Lake today and just parked. I did a U turn, saw a spot, and pulled into it. Then I ate great Persian food. This shit is not a SLOG
House smell GOOD
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
House smell GOOD