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if you're a depressed person standing in the doorway of the fridge eating shredded cheese out of the bag you might want to check on dat cheese
Massive cheese recall! It’s a lot of shredded cheese sold under store brands so please check carefully.
www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...
www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...
FDA Announces Recall on More Than 1.5 Million Bags of Cheese for Potential Metal Contamination
The U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has announced a cheese recall impacting more than a million bags of shredded cheese. The recalled cheese was produced by Great Lakes Cheese Co. Inc. and may b...
www.allrecipes.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
if you're a depressed person standing in the doorway of the fridge eating shredded cheese out of the bag you might want to check on dat cheese
it's not 'slop' anymore. it's 'garbaggio' 🤌🏽
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
it's not 'slop' anymore. it's 'garbaggio' 🤌🏽
They should have given Hamnet a gun! Or some kind of vaccine
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
They should have given Hamnet a gun! Or some kind of vaccine
In today's college football news, Fred Dickendorn is replacing Shadwick "Shaddy" Corrangalet as head coach of Northeastern Alabama Agricultural Bible Tech University
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
In today's college football news, Fred Dickendorn is replacing Shadwick "Shaddy" Corrangalet as head coach of Northeastern Alabama Agricultural Bible Tech University
Luigi looking fine as hell. He can't be stopped
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Luigi looking fine as hell. He can't be stopped
We finally watched Frankenstein last night. I don’t like how everyone was mean to him! He was just trying to figure stuff out! He was trying to learn how to conjugate and people attacked him!
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We finally watched Frankenstein last night. I don’t like how everyone was mean to him! He was just trying to figure stuff out! He was trying to learn how to conjugate and people attacked him!
Alex, what is “car that is tailgating me through Silver Lake?”
lesbian subabubu
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Alex, what is “car that is tailgating me through Silver Lake?”
Hearing LCD Soundsystem playing at the grocery store will send you into a bit of a time crisis
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hearing LCD Soundsystem playing at the grocery store will send you into a bit of a time crisis
Greetings from wokity woke ass California
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Greetings from wokity woke ass California
We started watching old Norm MacDonald clips last night and he was so legitimately handsome. *Especially* when he was calling OJ Simpson a murderer
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We started watching old Norm MacDonald clips last night and he was so legitimately handsome. *Especially* when he was calling OJ Simpson a murderer
holy fuck. remember to read your recipes a few times or you'll miss something crucial and annoying
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
holy fuck. remember to read your recipes a few times or you'll miss something crucial and annoying
Going to make some coffee, make the cranberry sauce, and get going on this princess
food52.com/recipes/left...
food52.com/recipes/left...
food52.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Going to make some coffee, make the cranberry sauce, and get going on this princess
food52.com/recipes/left...
food52.com/recipes/left...
Real ones know
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Real ones know
Heard a new friend in the neighborhood this morning, but everyone was really poppin awf too
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Heard a new friend in the neighborhood this morning, but everyone was really poppin awf too
still waving like a dork after the end of every video call. you can't fix what's wrong with me
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
still waving like a dork after the end of every video call. you can't fix what's wrong with me
Woke up to a flat tire, had to pump it up a bit at home and made an appointment at the tire place. I drive to it, it’s PACKED, but then realize I went to the wrong location. The second location is ALSO packed. I hate to be so goofy but - mercury in retrograde yo
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Woke up to a flat tire, had to pump it up a bit at home and made an appointment at the tire place. I drive to it, it’s PACKED, but then realize I went to the wrong location. The second location is ALSO packed. I hate to be so goofy but - mercury in retrograde yo
Crazy bit from “Cooler Than Cool: The Life and Work of Elmore Leonard” — Paul Schrader, then working as a lowly script consultant for Columbia Pictures, passed on a Leonard script, only to want to direct one of this properties many years later… to no avail
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Crazy bit from “Cooler Than Cool: The Life and Work of Elmore Leonard” — Paul Schrader, then working as a lowly script consultant for Columbia Pictures, passed on a Leonard script, only to want to direct one of this properties many years later… to no avail
Some postcards from Tucson, AZ
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Some postcards from Tucson, AZ
Late to the damn party on this one but FUCK it is good. I read it in three days flat
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Late to the damn party on this one but FUCK it is good. I read it in three days flat
Couldn’t get cars on a two lane street in the “funky” part of Tucson to stop for us to walk across the street at an crosswalk. Neat! It’s just like Europe honestly
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Couldn’t get cars on a two lane street in the “funky” part of Tucson to stop for us to walk across the street at an crosswalk. Neat! It’s just like Europe honestly
Olivia Nuzzi writes like an AO3 scribe with nothing to lose. She funny as hell
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Olivia Nuzzi writes like an AO3 scribe with nothing to lose. She funny as hell
Stay safe out there, the ghouls have no shame
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Stay safe out there, the ghouls have no shame
Culver City is considering public drinking in their downtown area. I do not want to get shellacked in Culver City? This is probably a place I have never wanted to get phhhhwasted? Why would I wanna stumble around with recent transplants from Columbus, Ohio who work at Google
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Culver City is considering public drinking in their downtown area. I do not want to get shellacked in Culver City? This is probably a place I have never wanted to get phhhhwasted? Why would I wanna stumble around with recent transplants from Columbus, Ohio who work at Google