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i hope an ai clydesdale shows up in a super bowl commercial and tells me to kill myself
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
i hope an ai clydesdale shows up in a super bowl commercial and tells me to kill myself
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it's so funny to put yourself in a position where you have to pretend you like the music of Kid Rock. we know you're lying guys, we can hear him too
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
it's so funny to put yourself in a position where you have to pretend you like the music of Kid Rock. we know you're lying guys, we can hear him too
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here’s some good small accounts i like a lot lately, enjoy
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
here’s some good small accounts i like a lot lately, enjoy
removing all the brown m&m’s from kid rock’s backstage candy bowl so they can be deported
February 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
removing all the brown m&m’s from kid rock’s backstage candy bowl so they can be deported
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
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while many of you are likely yelling “go patriots” or “go seahawks!” i’m yelling “go robert mueller and the rule of law!”
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
while many of you are likely yelling “go patriots” or “go seahawks!” i’m yelling “go robert mueller and the rule of law!”
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the left is also going to get the olympics in the national divorce it seems, while the conservatives will retain [checks notes] jake paul, rob schneider & catturd
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
the left is also going to get the olympics in the national divorce it seems, while the conservatives will retain [checks notes] jake paul, rob schneider & catturd
i hope Grimace isn’t in the epstein files
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i hope Grimace isn’t in the epstein files
alraawty then, watch me clench me buohh
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
alraawty then, watch me clench me buohh
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Whenever I see or think of this Mr. Show sketch I always wonder - why were they friends to begin with?! I want to know more
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Whenever I see or think of this Mr. Show sketch I always wonder - why were they friends to begin with?! I want to know more
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wow this is a pretty dramatic move to pull just to get out of playing Kid Rock's music festival
3 Doors Down singer Brad Arnold dies at 47 following cancer diagnosis reut.rs/4aeVbMo
3 Doors Down singer Brad Arnold dies at 47 following cancer diagnosis
Brad Arnold, a founder and lead singer of American rock band 3 Doors Down, died on Saturday, nine months after disclosing that he had kidney cancer, the group said. He was 47.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
wow this is a pretty dramatic move to pull just to get out of playing Kid Rock's music festival
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They’ll be hearing from his father
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
They’ll be hearing from his father
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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This guy saw the ruthkanda post and said hold my beer
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This guy saw the ruthkanda post and said hold my beer
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I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
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there's gotta be an easier way for me to get the temperature
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 AM
there's gotta be an easier way for me to get the temperature
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Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.
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this almost killed me
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
this almost killed me
feels like the breaking point
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
feels like the breaking point
not now singularity, we’ve got a lot going on right now
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
not now singularity, we’ve got a lot going on right now
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it is frankly exhausting to know that a better world is possible
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
it is frankly exhausting to know that a better world is possible
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 9:03 PM
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
*shouting down from the guillotine* Hey, we’re gonna need the long basket
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
*shouting down from the guillotine* Hey, we’re gonna need the long basket