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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they)

@deejdart.bsky.social

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Queer I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t Disaster encoded Seattle-CapHill

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · Nov 12

For the new people:

I’m a gay, middle-aged, autistic cis stoner.
Brain is spicy as hell and I take a handful of meds to pretend to be normalish.

I’m unpacking a lifetime of fuckery.

Welcome

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 6h

What do I have to do to ensure Takei is the last TOS standing?

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 6h

Yet they didn’t quit the project either

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 6h

Before deconstruction, I specialized in this part of Christianity.
I’d never imagined “the elect” being so stupid and hate filled.

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 7h

Xavier is a problem.
Quisling?

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t think they like women.

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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈🐸 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 21h

Remember: Antifa doesn’t exist but the Epstein files sure as hell do!

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

My parents gave me the gayest name of the 70s.

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

NGL
I like that pic
One of my better ones

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

I’m in a mood…
🥵😏😈🤤

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

Why is sweeping with a broom so much a lower demand task than vacuuming? It’s a stick vacuum. I only need to plug it in.

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

Where?

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

If you marry me it’s going to have to be themed towards Northern European folklore.

Because of the fairies…

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

No it ain’t

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Went to the ATM and it told me that I’d meet the man of my dreams in my sleep

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

This is probably why I don’t want to do the things despite NEEDING to do the things.

So, I’ll cut it down to one thing.
Maybe two, but the easy part.

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 2d

Getting my shots today
Flu and Covid annuals

I don’t have to prove that I’m eligible for Covid because I live in a state that believes in science. I’d be eligible anyway because I have a “fun” cardiovascular system

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

She’s also been very smart with her assets and managed to procure the Masters to her work. She’s valued in the billions because of that ownership.
I don’t like her music aside from a couple songs, and she has scores of talent and intelligence.

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

This was me yesterday.
It was great and grey. It’s why I moved to the PNW.

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Coffee gud
The world gets to survive another day

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Me: “What in the hell is going on with the pipes?”

Me: “I’d love a coffee, I need to wait a few more minutes for the coffeemaker to finish.”

You all realizing what it took me 10 minutes to?

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Can we finally stop saying both parties are the same thing now?

Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

I managed to sleep in, just took one of the worst nights of sleep in a long time

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

I keep asking why they keep giving Jared Leto acting roles

AAAmanda @journalchan.bsky.social · 3d

Tron ares is a movie about “what if we kept giving Jared Leto acting roles”

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Not me realizing that I literally walked away from everything just over 7 years ago.

Lost the last bits two years later

I’m doing pretty fucking good

Everything I have I’ve worked my ass off for and no one else can claim it

I doing fucking amazing

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Dar2-D2 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 2d

Only if you text him something about about frog legs and leave red all over the tub.