Oops I Dart-ed Again 🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈 (he/him/they)
@deejdart.bsky.social
Queer
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Pinned
For the new people:
I’m a gay, middle-aged, autistic cis stoner.
Brain is spicy as hell and I take a handful of meds to pretend to be normalish.
I’m unpacking a lifetime of fuckery.
Welcome
I’m a gay, middle-aged, autistic cis stoner.
Brain is spicy as hell and I take a handful of meds to pretend to be normalish.
I’m unpacking a lifetime of fuckery.
Welcome
I can drop it like it’s hot, I’m just not sure it’s getting back up
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I can drop it like it’s hot, I’m just not sure it’s getting back up
The best way to avoid being a victim of a serial killer is to be unpleasant. If you’re “lighting up a room,” you’re already gone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The best way to avoid being a victim of a serial killer is to be unpleasant. If you’re “lighting up a room,” you’re already gone.
I’m sorry, I’m awake and have no plans beyond shitposting
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’m sorry, I’m awake and have no plans beyond shitposting
For the record: I eat my Snickers upside down. Always have. BECAUSE OF THE TEXTURE
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
For the record: I eat my Snickers upside down. Always have. BECAUSE OF THE TEXTURE
How many calories would psychic powers burn?
What’s the glucose use rate of telepathy? Does that change based on distance? Are images more expensive than words?
How much energy does telekinesis use? Does it vary by weight, distance, finesse?
How can you eat this much?
Neurotransmitters anyone?
What’s the glucose use rate of telepathy? Does that change based on distance? Are images more expensive than words?
How much energy does telekinesis use? Does it vary by weight, distance, finesse?
How can you eat this much?
Neurotransmitters anyone?
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How many calories would psychic powers burn?
What’s the glucose use rate of telepathy? Does that change based on distance? Are images more expensive than words?
How much energy does telekinesis use? Does it vary by weight, distance, finesse?
How can you eat this much?
Neurotransmitters anyone?
What’s the glucose use rate of telepathy? Does that change based on distance? Are images more expensive than words?
How much energy does telekinesis use? Does it vary by weight, distance, finesse?
How can you eat this much?
Neurotransmitters anyone?
I prefer dark meat
Thighs are good too
Thighs are good too
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I prefer dark meat
Thighs are good too
Thighs are good too
When an archeologist digs up my bones and looks at them, they’re going to whince
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When an archeologist digs up my bones and looks at them, they’re going to whince
I think I’m Garak
a man with a strange face is pointing up with his index finger
ALT: a man with a strange face is pointing up with his index finger
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I think I’m Garak
Everyone has heard of Murphy’s Law, which is; if it can go wrong it will.
More have heard of Cole’s Law, but don’t realize it. It’s deli salad.
More have heard of Cole’s Law, but don’t realize it. It’s deli salad.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Everyone has heard of Murphy’s Law, which is; if it can go wrong it will.
More have heard of Cole’s Law, but don’t realize it. It’s deli salad.
More have heard of Cole’s Law, but don’t realize it. It’s deli salad.
NGL
Absolutely no plans for tomorrow.
Even less for the next couple holidays and the sheer amount of peace I feel over it.
I’m making pasta with meat sauce, garlic bread and cole slaw
Absolutely no plans for tomorrow.
Even less for the next couple holidays and the sheer amount of peace I feel over it.
I’m making pasta with meat sauce, garlic bread and cole slaw
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
NGL
Absolutely no plans for tomorrow.
Even less for the next couple holidays and the sheer amount of peace I feel over it.
I’m making pasta with meat sauce, garlic bread and cole slaw
Absolutely no plans for tomorrow.
Even less for the next couple holidays and the sheer amount of peace I feel over it.
I’m making pasta with meat sauce, garlic bread and cole slaw
Florida Man on HBO
It’s exactly what you expect and need
It’s exactly what you expect and need
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Florida Man on HBO
It’s exactly what you expect and need
It’s exactly what you expect and need
Stopped by the store on my way home
What the fuck people
What the fuck people
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Stopped by the store on my way home
What the fuck people
What the fuck people
Medicare Part B premiums are going to over $200.
At least the billionaires got their tax break
At least the billionaires got their tax break
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Medicare Part B premiums are going to over $200.
At least the billionaires got their tax break
At least the billionaires got their tax break
You have one month until Christmas.
Come up with your excuses for not going home now
I’ve lodged on, “I’ll come back when I have the same rights there as I do here.”
I don’t like those people
Come up with your excuses for not going home now
I’ve lodged on, “I’ll come back when I have the same rights there as I do here.”
I don’t like those people
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You have one month until Christmas.
Come up with your excuses for not going home now
I’ve lodged on, “I’ll come back when I have the same rights there as I do here.”
I don’t like those people
Come up with your excuses for not going home now
I’ve lodged on, “I’ll come back when I have the same rights there as I do here.”
I don’t like those people
These are my favorite shorts for some reason
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
These are my favorite shorts for some reason
Remember queer folks, you’re the upgrade from the standard package
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Remember queer folks, you’re the upgrade from the standard package
I’ve been known to make dreams come true
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’ve been known to make dreams come true
Plants make chemicals to get rid of pests since they famously don’t move. Then the naked savanna ape decided they were delicious or the poison made you feel good and now plants are harvested for their chemical deterrents
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Plants make chemicals to get rid of pests since they famously don’t move. Then the naked savanna ape decided they were delicious or the poison made you feel good and now plants are harvested for their chemical deterrents
If someone with green skin showed up in the US we’d invent a new way to be racist
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If someone with green skin showed up in the US we’d invent a new way to be racist
When we transition to my new asst being here full time and the old one retired, I should be off Friday afternoon - Monday.
Real weekend bitches
Real weekend bitches
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When we transition to my new asst being here full time and the old one retired, I should be off Friday afternoon - Monday.
Real weekend bitches
Real weekend bitches
No new boyfriends until the New Year.
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
No new boyfriends until the New Year.
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
You don’t need to be spending money on anyone but yourself
A lot of you are way too poly not to be asking me out
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A lot of you are way too poly not to be asking me out
I’m realizing that if I’m avoiding something it’s normally because I know the emotions that will be involved and I don’t want to deal with them
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’m realizing that if I’m avoiding something it’s normally because I know the emotions that will be involved and I don’t want to deal with them
You think it’s cute I’m a friend of crows?
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You think it’s cute I’m a friend of crows?
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
I might be their friend, but they’re also an air force.
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