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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they)

@deejdart.bsky.social

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Queer I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t Disaster encoded Seattle-CapHill

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · Nov 12

For the new people:

I’m a gay, middle-aged, autistic cis stoner.
Brain is spicy as hell and I take a handful of meds to pretend to be normalish.

I’m unpacking a lifetime of fuckery.

Welcome

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 2h

Only if you text him something about about frog legs and leave red all over the tub.

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, I wish they’d left me alone

Evangelical, savage and brutal. Even weaseled into my Alzheimer’s grandpa to try and do his funeral. Nope

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 5h

Getting my shots today
Flu and Covid annuals

I don’t have to prove that I’m eligible for Covid because I live in a state that believes in science. I’d be eligible anyway because I have a “fun” cardiovascular system

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 19h

I’d like to catch up sometime

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 19h

Of course I believe in queer superiority.

I’m queer

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 19h

We should not need a diagnosis to accept someone who acts differently than the norm.
You should be able to be your authentic self and do things that work for you even if you’re neurotypical.

Normies of the world unite!
You have nothing to lose but your chains!
…And obscure communication

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 19h

I think we should make a world where you don’t have to be autistic to be weird

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 19h

Tea is also good.
Caffeine and if you sweeten it, you’ll have short energy from the sucrose. Cream gets you protein and fats.

Mocha—top tier

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 23h

Large scale pacifist, individual “Sudden Labile Accountability Palm” or SLAP

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Anything beyond caffeine, protein, and BCAAs is a waste. Consume 15-30 minutes prior.

Chocolate milk is actually an excellent pre-workout. Not joking.

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, yes you do

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BridgeMT @bridgemt.bsky.social · 1d

Portland, 2025

Francine Smith from American Dad surrounded by dozens of frogs in her home

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Sniff test

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

It National Coming Out Day and I’d like you all to know that I’m gay. I need more practice though.

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t understand their commitment to this. Something smells off even for just the Epstein Files.

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Some were raised believing that the printed word was sacred and truthful. They also looked at computers as IMPORTANT and a source of factual data.
That naïveté is how two generations of folks don’t know how to handle an era of bad information and liars publishing.
They need to mature

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Breed or bred?

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

It has dawned on me just now that I’ve earned my last name.

I’m having wet dreams at 47 on 3 antidepressants

I’m in fucking heat

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 1d

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

We live in a feudal system where the only choice is who your lord is

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

What five events defined your childhood?

Challenger Explosion
Fall of Berlin Wall
Mt. St. Helen’s eruption
Death of Kurt Cobain
HIV emerged

*not in any order or equal depths, I went with what I know still affects my life

Sebbybear @sebbearva.bsky.social · 1d

What five events defined your childhood?

The Moon Landing
Death of Judy Garland
Kent State Massacre
Watergate
Fall of Saigon

Seraph @seraphism.bsky.social · 1d

What five events defined your childhood?

Fall of the Berlin Wall
Gulf War
Death of Diana
Dunblane
9/11

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

It is odd that we have to file with the authorities to protest said authorities otherwise we will be imprisoned by the same authorities

We’ve never been free, we’ve been propagandized the entire time. We regulate folks who need help but never the people who cause the problems

Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 1d

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Sure Hegseth and Trump misspoke about Qatar. But a Soviet official once drunkenly opened the Berlin Wall that ultimately led to the fall of the USSR.

Words are kinda important at that level

Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

I wasn’t born gay, I was hit by a ferry while swimming in the Ohio River.

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Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social · 1d

Excuse me mister, but did this chubby guy just give you a chubby?

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