Dart: Apostate Apostle (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈
@deejdart.bsky.social
Queer
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo
Pinned
Fuck the patriarchy, have gay sex
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
I know myself
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I know myself
Just look at this angel
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Just look at this angel
DS9 rewatch...
The Wadi ship has just come through the wormhole
Do I abandon station?
The Wadi ship has just come through the wormhole
Do I abandon station?
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
DS9 rewatch...
The Wadi ship has just come through the wormhole
Do I abandon station?
The Wadi ship has just come through the wormhole
Do I abandon station?
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February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Technically Data's artistic abilities are based on a LLM.
February 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Technically Data's artistic abilities are based on a LLM.
I like the show, "Life After People."
It's nice to see our nonsense isn't permanent.
Our mark will the teeth we leave behind
Nature will find a way to make us of the plentiful plastics as a food source. It has already, it just needs to improve the process
It's nice to see our nonsense isn't permanent.
Our mark will the teeth we leave behind
Nature will find a way to make us of the plentiful plastics as a food source. It has already, it just needs to improve the process
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I like the show, "Life After People."
It's nice to see our nonsense isn't permanent.
Our mark will the teeth we leave behind
Nature will find a way to make us of the plentiful plastics as a food source. It has already, it just needs to improve the process
It's nice to see our nonsense isn't permanent.
Our mark will the teeth we leave behind
Nature will find a way to make us of the plentiful plastics as a food source. It has already, it just needs to improve the process
See also,
How many times have I done this with using cholula like ketchup
How many times have I done this with using cholula like ketchup
Had some 4 star Pad Thai from the place that treats me good
Mistakes were made
Delicious
This is why we have taste buds around our assterix. To make us regret for eating things desperately trying to keep us out of it
Based on the years of dairy denial, I will do this again
Next week
Mistakes were made
Delicious
This is why we have taste buds around our assterix. To make us regret for eating things desperately trying to keep us out of it
Based on the years of dairy denial, I will do this again
Next week
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
See also,
How many times have I done this with using cholula like ketchup
How many times have I done this with using cholula like ketchup
You get to the bathroom through my closet. It's a small bathroom, so I took the door off
My closet has a window that is Mort height
My question is, how many days until I set up a watch spot?
Honestly, I'll probably add a layer of acrylic to prevent injuries from exuberance or assholes
My closet has a window that is Mort height
My question is, how many days until I set up a watch spot?
Honestly, I'll probably add a layer of acrylic to prevent injuries from exuberance or assholes
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
You get to the bathroom through my closet. It's a small bathroom, so I took the door off
My closet has a window that is Mort height
My question is, how many days until I set up a watch spot?
Honestly, I'll probably add a layer of acrylic to prevent injuries from exuberance or assholes
My closet has a window that is Mort height
My question is, how many days until I set up a watch spot?
Honestly, I'll probably add a layer of acrylic to prevent injuries from exuberance or assholes
It seems Mort had been trained to get your attention when he needs to potty. As in, climb on you and paw at your face. It took twice for me to figure it out.
In my defense, the first was at 2am and I was asleep.
In my defense, the first was at 2am and I was asleep.
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It seems Mort had been trained to get your attention when he needs to potty. As in, climb on you and paw at your face. It took twice for me to figure it out.
In my defense, the first was at 2am and I was asleep.
In my defense, the first was at 2am and I was asleep.
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Anyone currently living on the savannah using stone tools is granted a pass on this.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Anyone currently living on the savannah using stone tools is granted a pass on this.
Had some 4 star Pad Thai from the place that treats me good
Mistakes were made
Delicious
This is why we have taste buds around our assterix. To make us regret for eating things desperately trying to keep us out of it
Based on the years of dairy denial, I will do this again
Next week
Mistakes were made
Delicious
This is why we have taste buds around our assterix. To make us regret for eating things desperately trying to keep us out of it
Based on the years of dairy denial, I will do this again
Next week
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Had some 4 star Pad Thai from the place that treats me good
Mistakes were made
Delicious
This is why we have taste buds around our assterix. To make us regret for eating things desperately trying to keep us out of it
Based on the years of dairy denial, I will do this again
Next week
Mistakes were made
Delicious
This is why we have taste buds around our assterix. To make us regret for eating things desperately trying to keep us out of it
Based on the years of dairy denial, I will do this again
Next week
Is Apple automatically using some sort of AI enhancement of pictures?
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Is Apple automatically using some sort of AI enhancement of pictures?
Meet Mort
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Meet Mort
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Remember when your job sucks that people had to watch Melania to write a review. Sure the review is cathartic, but you've ruined your eyes and will to live. You will have to live with those memories until the stroke takes you out. Then it will be all that you remember
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Remember when your job sucks that people had to watch Melania to write a review. Sure the review is cathartic, but you've ruined your eyes and will to live. You will have to live with those memories until the stroke takes you out. Then it will be all that you remember
Does Odo leave a slime trail?
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Does Odo leave a slime trail?
I'm not saying I should rule the world, I'm just saying I'm the same age as Kahn Noonian Singh.
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I'm not saying I should rule the world, I'm just saying I'm the same age as Kahn Noonian Singh.
Rewatching DS9
Julian flirts with women the way I do
Julian reacts to male attention the way I do
Keiko is insufferable-what did she expect marrying Star Fleet?
Can you imagine scanning a holosuite at Quark's for DNA?
Julian flirts with women the way I do
Julian reacts to male attention the way I do
Keiko is insufferable-what did she expect marrying Star Fleet?
Can you imagine scanning a holosuite at Quark's for DNA?
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Rewatching DS9
Julian flirts with women the way I do
Julian reacts to male attention the way I do
Keiko is insufferable-what did she expect marrying Star Fleet?
Can you imagine scanning a holosuite at Quark's for DNA?
Julian flirts with women the way I do
Julian reacts to male attention the way I do
Keiko is insufferable-what did she expect marrying Star Fleet?
Can you imagine scanning a holosuite at Quark's for DNA?
But how does it do on the Bechtel Test?
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
But how does it do on the Bechtel Test?
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pleeeease don't make me scroll to find my birth year, just let me type it in I'm begging you. I've been through so much
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
pleeeease don't make me scroll to find my birth year, just let me type it in I'm begging you. I've been through so much
30 year class reunion this year
I still hate those fuckers
I still hate those fuckers
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
30 year class reunion this year
I still hate those fuckers
I still hate those fuckers
It took me a fucking second...
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
It took me a fucking second...