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Star Trek memes and content with a bizarre sense of humor. Sometimes wholesome, sometimes kinda fucked up. Usually somewhere in the middle. Also in the habit of reposting Star Trek fan art.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · Jan 23

We proudly stand in support of the LGBTQIA+ community during this dark time. Stay strong, friends! We will get through this! 🖖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 41m

a man in a blue uniform is sitting in a chair with his arm outstretched in front of two other men

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 2h

a woman in a purple shirt is holding a water bottle in a kitchen .

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 2h

Masterpieces take time.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 2h

Never stop creating, my friend. 🖖

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Phlox's Film Fest of Frights

Now Showing: Jennifer's Body (2009)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Top left: It's movie night, and the Enterprise crew are gathered in the mess hall to watch Jennifer's Body (2009). On the screen is a scene depicting Jennifer in the woods. She is nude, her dark hair falling in front of her nipples.

Top right: Phlox is sitting in the audience with a bowl of popcorn. With a wide smile on his face, he says, "Ah! The timeless art of seduction! And what one of us here would not easily fall prey to just the right temptation, hmm?"

Bottom left: T'Pol, seated in front of Phlox, turns to look at him and says, "Doctor, do you need us to pause the movie so you can go purge your gametes?"

Bottom right: Taken aback, Phlox looks back at her after a beat and says, "...No, I'll do the polite thing and wait, thank you."

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, I am SO down for Garashir!

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 6h

Do you have a link?

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 6h

I love fanfic writers because they usually fixate on one particular character (often one I've never thought twice about), and they give me legit reasons to fall in love with them.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 6h

Of all the horror/slasher series to come out of the last 50 years, I'd go so far as to say that the Child's Play/Chucky franchise has been the most consistently good.

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 6h

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights

Now Showing: Child's Play (1988)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Top panel: It's movie night on the Enterprise, and the crew are gathered in the mess hall watching Child's Play (1988). The screen depicts a scene where the doll Chucky is uttering an incantation over an unconscious Andy. The subtitle reads, "Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!"

Bottom panel: Close-up of Phlox who is in the audience eating popcorn. He says, "Astonishing! There are some superstitious Denobulans who invoke that same prayer prior to sexual intercourse in the hope of appeasing the gods of male potency."

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 7h

I mean, he is ribbed...

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 7h

Well, I can't unsee it now.

probabbea.bsky.social @probabbea.bsky.social · 7h

He looks like a bride in this gear

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 7h

LOVE THIS! One of life's greatest pleasures is trying to outrun the LS cops as this song is blasting on The Lab!

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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 8h

October 11 is International Coming Out Day.

I say it's long overdue for people to accept us for who we are. So, let me say this loud and clear:

We're here and WE'RE NERDS!

Oh, and some of us are gay, deal with it. 😎🖖🏻🤟🏻

custom design feature my interpretation of an American Sign language sign for "Nerd." two fingers are pushing up a pair of glasses. The 3 stars represent Orion's belt. behind the image are the colors of the Lesbian Pride flag.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 8h

He needed TP for his bunghole. She was in charge of requisitions.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 8h

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekVoyager

I feel seen...

Image: Screenshot from an episode of Star Trek: Voyager depicting Neelix attempting to wrestle something away from Kes. Kes is sitting on a couch with a defiant look on her face. Her cheek is full from the food in her mouth. She's holding a group of vegetable stalks with both hands. The subtitle says, "I'm not sick. I feel fine! I just can't stop eating."

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 8h

a person with a pumpkin on their head watching a green screen

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 9h

And may I just compliment you on the art I saw on your profile! Really great stuff! Love it so much!

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📺Woods @latenitetelevision.bsky.social · 9d

Painting Captain Kirk while I wait for the crockpot to finish

#startrek #CaptainKirk

A muted but colorful painting of Captain James T Kirk

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📺Woods @latenitetelevision.bsky.social · 1d

I kept drawing bad Spocks last night so today out of frustration I just smashed them together into one layer and ✨🖖 voila

Enjoy Mr. Spock with his Bieber-ass haircut.

#Spocktober
#Trektober

A smeary charcoal-like study of Mr. Spock that is from 5 drawings layered together.

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📺Woods @latenitetelevision.bsky.social · 2d

I’m very late on #Kirktober/#Trektober thanks to [gestures at offline life] so please enjoy Two Flavors of Kirk

A manga-ish pencil and ink drawing of Captain James T. Kirk reminiscent of Ryo Ikegami’s work.

A monochromatic grease pencil facial study of William Shatner as Captain Kirk.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 10h

Let me know if you need help lighting the other side.

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, sure. He went to a "seminar."