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Terrence Nowicki, Jr.

@deephurting.bsky.social

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Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9) http://thisishistorictimes.com/

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 9d

This #cartoon I made about the stupid #escalator thing might have been pretty good a week ago, I guess.

#art #newart #poliart #policartoon #politicalCartoon #editorialCartoon #cartoons #comics #memes #politicalArt #politics #escalatorgate #OldManYellsAtEscalator #OldManYellsAtCloud #TheSimpsons

Donald Trump, the notoriously stinky, lazy, and incontinent President of the United States, suffered a series of embarrassments during a visit to the United Nations on Tuesday, including an escalator that immediately stopped working the moment he waddled his fat, slovenly ass onto it. Commenting on his fake social media platform that’s actually nothing more than a clattering vehicle for his own, vacuous narcissism, Trump, the best friend and business partner of convicted pedophile and sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, baselessly speculated that this was the result of "sabotage," when in fact most evidence suggests that a member of his own press team accidentally triggered an emergency stop mechanism, which makes sense, since everyone who works for him is an inept dumbass, just like their boss.

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2h

Trump lawyers:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxyu...

Futurama - Hyper Chicken

YouTube video by Wii DuB

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2h

Trump lawyers:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf_i...

barry zuckerkorn moments that i strive to embody

YouTube video by Ai Clips

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2h

Trump lawyers:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRZq...

The Right Pretty Speech of Lionel Hutz

YouTube video by Jeff DeChambeau

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2h

Every Trump lawyer is either Lionel Hutz, Barry Zuckerkorn or the Hyperchicken from Futurama.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2h

ICE basically works for Barabbas.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2h

the best part of Tron: Ares was when Tron said "IT'S ARESIN' TIME" and aresed all over those guys

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 4h

Fuck you.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 4h

Don't post AI-generated shit.

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 4h

I genuinely suspect RFK, Jr. murdered his previous wife and dressed it up to look like a suicide.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 4h

The Republican Party officially declares itself the party of disease.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 5h

a cartoon character is sitting in front of an orange emergency exit sign

Alt: Ralph Wiggum laughs and says, "I'm in danger."

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 5h

In the future, the cost of re-establishing the office should be charged directly to the Trump Organization, and if that organization runs out of money before the bill is fully paid, seize the remainder from the bank accounts and holdings of each of his awful children.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 16h

Make RFK, Jr. A Heroin Addict Again

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 16h

Everyone makes fun of Donald Trump by saying he slathers his face with cheap, orange makeup, but those people are wrong! It's actually varnish.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

This room looks like it would be very upsetting to a Sim.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

bsky.app/profile/deep...

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · Sep 4

Glinner more like Gloser, huh?

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

"I'm not going to be sucked into defending Gaetz or his actions.

But"

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · Sep 10

Here's what the guy with the username which contains a slur said in the above-quoted reply, in case him blocking me like a coward interferes with anyone's ability to see it, here.

"I'm not going to be sucked in to defending Gaetz or his actions."

*immediately proceeds to defend Gaetz and Gaetz's actions*

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

WITH THE TELEGRAM, ONE CLOUD LIFTS, AND ANOTHER DESCENDS: SKELETON MR. NIBBLES, RESCUED, ALIVE, WELL, AND OF NORMAL SIZE, SOME 8,000 MILES AWAY IN A LIFEBOAT, WITH NO MEMORY OF WHERE HE HAS BEEN OR HOW HE WAS SEPARATED FROM HIS CAPSULE.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

If you showed him this video he would just think he was looking in a mirror and needed to pancake on more Dollar Tree bronzer.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

Maybe that's a flowery way of saying "demented?"

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

Replies are still open in this thread: bsky.app/profile/jenn...

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 17h

Hey why are you posting obviously fake videos, Jenn?

Have you ever read The Boy Who Cried Wolf? If so, tell us what you think the lesson of the story was.

bsky.app/profile/jenn...

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 18h

AI is for losers.

Are you a loser, Olga?

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 18h

You could make this point without posting AI-generated shit, you know.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 18h

Donald Trump looks like if the Blue Fairy granted a canker's wish to be a real boy.