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Terrence Nowicki, Jr.

@deephurting.bsky.social

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Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9) http://thisishistorictimes.com/

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8d

This #cartoon I made about the stupid #escalator thing might have been pretty good a week ago, I guess.

#art #newart #poliart #policartoon #politicalCartoon #editorialCartoon #cartoons #comics #memes #politicalArt #politics #escalatorgate #OldManYellsAtEscalator #OldManYellsAtCloud #TheSimpsons

Donald Trump, the notoriously stinky, lazy, and incontinent President of the United States, suffered a series of embarrassments during a visit to the United Nations on Tuesday, including an escalator that immediately stopped working the moment he waddled his fat, slovenly ass onto it. Commenting on his fake social media platform that’s actually nothing more than a clattering vehicle for his own, vacuous narcissism, Trump, the best friend and business partner of convicted pedophile and sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, baselessly speculated that this was the result of "sabotage," when in fact most evidence suggests that a member of his own press team accidentally triggered an emergency stop mechanism, which makes sense, since everyone who works for him is an inept dumbass, just like their boss.

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 7h

Make RFK, Jr. A Heroin Addict Again

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 7h

Everyone makes fun of Donald Trump by saying he slathers his face with cheap, orange makeup, but those people are wrong! It's actually varnish.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 7h

This room looks like it would be very upsetting to a Sim.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

bsky.app/profile/deep...

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · Sep 4

Glinner more like Gloser, huh?

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

"I'm not going to be sucked into defending Gaetz or his actions.

But"

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · Sep 10

Here's what the guy with the username which contains a slur said in the above-quoted reply, in case him blocking me like a coward interferes with anyone's ability to see it, here.

"I'm not going to be sucked in to defending Gaetz or his actions."

*immediately proceeds to defend Gaetz and Gaetz's actions*

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

WITH THE TELEGRAM, ONE CLOUD LIFTS, AND ANOTHER DESCENDS: SKELETON MR. NIBBLES, RESCUED, ALIVE, WELL, AND OF NORMAL SIZE, SOME 8,000 MILES AWAY IN A LIFEBOAT, WITH NO MEMORY OF WHERE HE HAS BEEN OR HOW HE WAS SEPARATED FROM HIS CAPSULE.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

If you showed him this video he would just think he was looking in a mirror and needed to pancake on more Dollar Tree bronzer.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe that's a flowery way of saying "demented?"

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

Replies are still open in this thread: bsky.app/profile/jenn...

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

Hey why are you posting obviously fake videos, Jenn?

Have you ever read The Boy Who Cried Wolf? If so, tell us what you think the lesson of the story was.

bsky.app/profile/jenn...

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 8h

AI is for losers.

Are you a loser, Olga?

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 9h

You could make this point without posting AI-generated shit, you know.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 9h

Donald Trump looks like if the Blue Fairy granted a canker's wish to be a real boy.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 9h

Stephen Miller AKA No Muscle Tone Lex Luthor

PinkoJoe.com @pinkojoe.bsky.social · 2d

What is plenary authority, the phrase that caused Stephen Miller to freeze up during CNN interview?
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 9h

This owns.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

We can make this point without sharing AI-generated shit, you know.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

So I take it things have gotten worse for the dog avatar since they blocked me.

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

Donald Trump should kill himself.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

Fuck you.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

Babylon Bee more like Babylon D-Minus.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

No, it didn't. Obviously, Israel is going to violate the conditions of the treaty, assuming they haven't already.

Fuck you.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

If anyone can leak the direct link to his profile, that would make even better name for it.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

Let's officially rename it the Mike Johnson Is On Grindr (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That!) Protest.

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 10h

Even go super meta with Miss Frizzle breaking the fourth wall, directly referencing the fact that they have nothing to lose and saying, verbatim, "I don't give a shit!"

Lily Tomlin is still around. We could still do it.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 11h

I always thought they should've done one where Miss Frizzle taught them about nuclear energy and weapons.

That should have been the last episode when they knew they were cancelled. Just go balls to the wall crazy.

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