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@deino3k.bsky.social

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🛑🔞!NSFW! A secluded safe spot for NSFW NO MINORS 🔞🛑 42 he/him Undiscovered Alligator Cryptid (Deinosuchus🐊) Mostly art, COSPLAY sometimes NSFW IRL content, stories, MMJ/Cannabis probably a lot of dirty talk Sorry in advance SFW-> @machemonedo.bsky.social

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · Aug 5

Went ahead and did a quick "default Gator summer outfit if he has to wear clothes" sfw version of the ref

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 6h

Ive thought about space Gator often, wearing a big patched space suit, his big clunky ship is filled with water; when he boards a hostile ship he floods it with water though the airlock and swims inside.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 7h

*pushes his face through the glass*

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 7h

I heard the soundtrack slaps but they make you look at jared leto

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 7h

Got a craving for some fried pickles 🥒

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 9h

Hahah that's right chili go meet your friend ramen noodles.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 11h

Can you believe I went to two Goodwill's and a Habitat for Humanity and didn't find a single cute coffee mug? What is occurred

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 11h

Well hurry up then *snort*

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 11h

"work" lol literally about the amount of effort as doing chores in Red Dead Redemption 2

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 11h

Wish I could shed my physical human form and exist only as a tectonic entity (landslide)

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 19h

Today I will (file not found, reverting to default file sleep exe)

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 21h

I bet Nintendo could straight up steal people's furry OCs for a Pokemon game and those same people would still support them.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit just finished watching Stargate (1994) realizing Kurt Russell nukes a bunch of kids and at least one cat along with Ra.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Bro cuddle up with me while I have a sleepy nap day ❤️

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

I took a nap 😴

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Feel like going around to secondhand stores and thrift malls today, looking for cute coffee mugs.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Hit Point recovery

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Today's mood is

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

As if I didn't need any other reason to stay home, now I have to worry about walking to the bus stop because my idiot man child neighbor is such a fucking fraidy cat that he needs a barely containable animal to guard his what, fucking broke down drift car?

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

I should be ok, no stitches just a wash and a tetanus booster for now

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

Going to the hospital for a dog bite lmao

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

Love pepper spraying my neighbors dog because it's loose and attacking me as I walk down the street after getting off the bus. So fun.

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Jodd420 @sjodd.bsky.social · 2d

Repost if cannabis helps your mental health 💨

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

*grabs his crotch and grunts before his sits down*

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

*sighs* 80 percent of my life is testicular inventory management

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

Using a scanner to find the spiderman minifig I want isn't scalping, person at the Walmart, it's me saying I'm tired of this loot box bullshit and I'm getting the one I want. (Spider Punk)

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