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@deino3k.bsky.social

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🛑🔞!NSFW! A secluded safe spot for NSFW NO MINORS 🔞🛑 42 he/him Undiscovered Alligator Cryptid (Deinosuchus🐊) Mostly art, COSPLAY sometimes NSFW IRL content, stories, MMJ/Cannabis probably a lot of dirty talk Sorry in advance SFW-> @machemonedo.bsky.social

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · Aug 5

Went ahead and did a quick "default Gator summer outfit if he has to wear clothes" sfw version of the ref

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 4h

As if I didn't need any other reason to stay home, now I have to worry about walking to the bus stop because my idiot man child neighbor is such a fucking fraidy cat that he needs a barely containable animal to guard his what, fucking broke down drift car?

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 7h

I should be ok, no stitches just a wash and a tetanus booster for now

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 8h

Going to the hospital for a dog bite lmao

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 9h

Love pepper spraying my neighbors dog because it's loose and attacking me as I walk down the street after getting off the bus. So fun.

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Jodd420 @sjodd.bsky.social · 13h

Repost if cannabis helps your mental health 💨

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 15h

*grabs his crotch and grunts before his sits down*

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 15h

*sighs* 80 percent of my life is testicular inventory management

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 15h

Using a scanner to find the spiderman minifig I want isn't scalping, person at the Walmart, it's me saying I'm tired of this loot box bullshit and I'm getting the one I want. (Spider Punk)

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

I could sit here and listen to Slave to Love slowed and reverb all night but I really gotta sleep

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

My enchanted cock ring that projects hard light armor.

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

A neighbor can't get his wife pregnant asks me to be a sperm donor
call that doing someone a liquid.

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Admiration honk

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

*spills bong water on his pants*

*Frantically strips his pants off like xenomorph blood sprayed on his colonial marine armor*

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Not so much as the rest of the tract lol

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Bro they got sesame steak and shrimp at Panda I can't pass that up

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Somebody's gonna see you and have a sexual awakening today.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Oh whoops i did a stupid and ate spicy food last night.

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

Worked in a liquor store, got to unwillingly personally know at least a dozen alcoholics.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 1d

I've done the math enough to know...

The dangers of our second guessing...

Doomed to crumble unless we grow...

And strengthen our communication....

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

Might make me a Croque Bastard tomorrow for breakfast
(Croque Monsieur with fried onions on sourdough sandwich bread)

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a black shirt says it 's art in a cartoon

ALT: a man in a black shirt says it 's art in a cartoon

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

The pool isn't filled but the synthceramic heating elements still work, the family fits right in this communal rest area and have all started sleeping in one big pile for warmth and company.

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

Oh don't show me these things...
Not..*hiccups* not now man...

GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sorry, I read "reanimated" and pictured a really cool clear bong with glowing green liquid inside.

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GATOR🐊❓🔞 @deino3k.bsky.social · 2d

They spent a final warm week cleaning the place out and moving furniture in, Gator and Oscar can easily drag the shipping container home here and attach it to the building. (Everything in this world is modular and fits with everything else; the rec center has hookup ports for it)