delco de leche
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mom says i can make goofs about Eagles and Phillies here
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A photographer captured the moments before and after an Eagles fan said “Go Boids” and it’s beautiful
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I hope my mom is impressed by this famous baby that was 3 whole ounces heavier than I was
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100 mg gummy and Jim Norton Laughing compilations on YouTube. Doctor’s orders.
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Had a dream the eagles lost to a brash white rookie NY QB wearing a big gaudy diamond necklace
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Jason Derulo voice (whispering): Patullo
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Jerky Boys Frank Rizzo: Ya got Realmuto pointing toward first base and Kerkering’s throwing the ball into the dugout, I flip the channel and Jaxson Dart is high fiving the ref, Skattebo’s doin fuckin backflips, I don’t need this kinda shit
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He wouldn’t take the job but he would be perfect. Imagine playing poorly in front of Chase Utley and disappointing him. I would rather take my own life and they should too.
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Back to CBP, quick team meeting, clean out lockers, and a little ceremony to mark the one month anniversary of grieving for bryce and JT and a few others
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Forget Schwarber, break the bank to bring Chase Utley back from foggy London town to manage these jerk offs
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If he’s on the squad next year it would be rad if Kerkering could figure out a way to not have his eyes convey abject terror all the time. Maybe some kareem goggles?
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With sports officially in the toilet, time to focus on our true love: an outbreak of hand foot and mouth disease
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Eagles passively watching Skat play
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(interviewing Dave Dombrowski in a very high voice) Why so many American white guys in the Phillies lineup? It seems other teams (very deep voice) aren’t doing that
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Time to acknowledge Middleton is a weirdo and move on from him
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Harrison Bader the cousin of noted 2016 Republican National Convention speaker Scott “Chachi” Baio?
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Gotta be against the rules