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@denningbadger.bsky.social

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NSFW European badger so be 18 or come back when you're 35. The event horizon of horrible. Formerly insulting, currently affable. Headmaster of Denning's Obedience School. Suit by @azflip.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/user/denningbadger

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · May 10

Next time I have suit photos taken, I'm going to get 15-20 variations of this pose. I underestimated how much people these days just want hugs.

#FursuitFriday

Badger fursuit, leather cap and harness, arms outstretched for a hug

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 2d

I might have to watch that movie

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 3d

I think perhaps "no-one" was precisely the wrong word in this context

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 3d

It's the ass that just won't quit!

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 4d

and it's not like I don't enjoy foot rubs

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 4d

I mean, I wasn't going to ask for anything that wasn't already in your wheelhouse

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 4d

HEY! Buddy intercepted me!

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 4d

Yes 😈

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 4d

Footrubs!

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 5d

All hail me!

Yes, it's Kuma-Chan from Furaffinity @kumachan.bsky.social · 5d

#NationalBadgerDay #LoveBadgers #Brocktober

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 6d

You certainly excel at creating old school treasured traditions entirely from your imagination

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 6d

We would miss you so much

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 8d

I mean... there ARE other badgers... still, I plan to live my best life

Dook Yellington - The Duke of Dooks 🦦👑 @weaselzero.bsky.social · 8d

HOLD ON ONE SECOND...

... there's an International Badger Day? On October 6th?

... an ACTUAL day for a mustelid?

I don't... I....

Finally! One of our own is being recognized! @denningbadger.bsky.social Its your day to shine!

youtu.be/uC21yoI8Di8?...

Kelly Clarkson - A Moment Like This (Winning Performance)

YouTube video by TheSweetestDreams

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 8d

This is why we need to save Bluesky

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 8d

I am THIS (][) close to sticking my dick in that pizza, goddamn

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 9d

(just in case you've never seen it - a classic from my generation)

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Titans Condoms, There the Best

YouTube video by prausch65

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 9d

I wasn't sure if JWs had altar boys or not - still, most of the denominations have ways to guilt their teenagers. Your condom pic immediately made me think of this movie scene.

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 9d

(please ignore the spelling, it's an auto-generated caption)

Screen capture from the Titan Condoms scene in Amazon Women On The Moon. The pharmacist scolds the young customer: "and to think you were an altar boy."

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 10d

Make it count!

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 10d

It's instructive how you're able to inspire so much loyalty from your position of authority.

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 11d

Good to know!

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Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 11d

We can assume your own member shall remain paroled?

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 15d

Something tells me your intentions may vary.

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 15d

Information we can really use

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 15d

They do need to breathe

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 17d

At least you chose some striking contrast

Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide... @denningbadger.bsky.social · 20d

Only slightly disappointed that it wasn’t a donkey 😉

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