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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist

@novakorpov.bsky.social

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 24m

Should call it cock and beer

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Tirrel @tirrel.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks @danzadragon.art for hosting a Halloween party

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 46m

What Could This Mean

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 46m

BE GOOOOWN FOUWL SPIRIT-AH

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 53m

Wish it represented unbirth. Shove this back in your MindWomb

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IcyFevrier @icyfevrier.bsky.social · 1d

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 58m

Ghost Hands Exorcist

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 58m

This should have stayed in The Vault

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 2h

Is.....this a Walkabout Minigolf joke??????

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 12h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 2h

I mean i should have KNOWN id like them because theyve done so much work with Del the Funky Homosapien but I've never actually sat down and listened to them before

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 2h

I know I'm decades late to the game.....
But i think I like the Gorillaz.

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 12h

Intestinal distress here i come!

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 23h

The Thing: But Gay

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 23h

Where is he running to

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

The Metadata goes crazy

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

This is my way of saying i found a rip of all the music from all 3 splatoon games including the live concerts

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

I think the most interesting thing about Splatoon is the lore behind the music. Every clip and song from the game is credited to a band that exists within the game world

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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Rain ☔️ @raincoug.bsky.social · 1d

a sign that says oh that 's a baseball push start

Alt: a sign that says oh that 's a baseball push start

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

First mistake

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

TO THE 15TH

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Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

I hate this though because I sleep naked. I mean i also wake naked too. If I'm home, I'm naked. Hanging Dong as the youth say

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I need a heating pad but in a side sleeper so I grab a tshirt and put the heating pad under the shirt with the cable coming out of the neck. It works and I get to feel like a Cool Robot

Amateur Freelance Werewolf Urologist @novakorpov.bsky.social · 1d

Spotify finally convinced me that I should probably just -own- the music I want to listen to instead of renting it indefinitely. Thanks, Spotify!