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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes, after a time change, it takes days to get your sense of humour back.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · 3d

I would definitely vote for Alberta Independence if it included an end to the fucking time change.
#abpoli

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · 5d

Jays win tonight.
10% more tariffs on Canada tomorrow

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · 6d

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · 7d

The start and then about 15 hours in.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · 20d

Get your kids off the tablet and buy them this.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Oct 1

Nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah…
BATSTACHE!

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Sep 30

The Golden Bachelor is only one year older than me.
He sure likes to smooch up them women.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Sep 29

I need to get 4500 new followers in a hurry.
Don’t ask.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Sep 29

Bluesky is a nice place to meet real people who understand me.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Sep 29

I don’t usually post something here unless it’s really, really good.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Sep 29

Curling has begun.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Sep 29

How I feel when I hear you flossed.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Aug 6

Morning round of golf.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Aug 6

When I was a dentist I would do free check ups for newly engaged couples so they both knew what they were getting into.

You don’t want to marry someone with bad oral hygiene.
Gingivitis or dental decay could be a deal-breaker amirit?

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Aug 5

dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Jul 31

I just saw my hygienist and my teeth are so clean you could eat off them!

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Jul 31

Posting pics of Sydney Sweeney does not upset me, just so you know

dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Jul 30

I’m tired of underwear companies telling me how much ball support I need.
How do they even know?

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · May 28

Cherry blossom time in Calgary.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · May 14

My wife and I planted this crabapple tree 30 years ago.

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · May 6

People sure got crazy with their outfits at the Met Gala last night.

dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Apr 30

Fresh breath and healthy teeth and gums always helps.

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Real Mike - Fake Ezzie 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🌻 @fakeezzie.bsky.social · Apr 30

Brush your teeth, instantly find a partner. @dentistbob.bsky.social couldnèt have said it any better!

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dentistbob.bsky.social @dentistbob.bsky.social · Apr 29

What’s the difference between Pierre Poilievre and a toilet?
A toilet has a seat.

Lol….I’m here all week, try the nachos

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