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Retired Farmer, Biz Owner, Construction, Software design & deployment. #Centrist #Space #woodworking #backcountry #hiking #fishing. Data Director - 2021 Jyoti Gondek Campaign. Opinions my own.
"Papers please!"
This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is indeed the crime of the century. Trump was impeached for trying to trade weapons for political favors from Zelensky before the war, but this makes that look like a Sunday afternoon stroll. America and Ukraine are being sold to Oligarchs in both countries. Shame on all of them. #uspoli
I need you to listen to and share this story - of how Trump is preparing to abandon Ukraine in exchange for Russian money for his billionaire friends.

It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Two of my favorite people in media. Combining both, makes for a great podcast.

Discussing Canada.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZVn...
Can We Get Back Together With Canada? | Pivot
YouTube video by Pivot with Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This sounds like an excellent opportunity for Corb Lund to announce he will be running for the nomination in the next election for MLA in his rural area. #ableg
Unfortunately Bill 14, currently before the Leg Ass and scheduled to get third reading on Wednesday and probably royal assent the same day or the next, has a provision it it that will dissolve Corb's petition before it can become effective.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If "vice signalling" isn't already a thing (as opposed to virtue signalling) it definitely should be & ICE and MAGA are the world champions of a$$holes.
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Although it is important to knock down the administration’s absurd legal justification for the boats strikes, need to recognize that these theories are just legal backfilling.

The bottom line is that POTUS and others wanted to kill people for entertainment and his lawyers concocted a justification.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Conservatives have spent decades deriding systems that awards "participation" medals to make folks feel "successful."

This is the ultimate participation medal. The President should be embarrassed, but that must be on the empathy and articulation chip, he lacks.

globalnews.ca/news/1156369...
Donald Trump awarded with inaugural FIFA Peace Prize - National | Globalnews.ca
United States President Donald Trump has been awarded with the FIFA Peace Prize. It's the first time the award has been given out.
globalnews.ca
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I tallied the number of court cases or legal challenges Alberta’s government has recently stepped in to block or pre-empt. Was surprised how long the exercise took - they’re at like a one-per-week clip:
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
ANALYSIS | UCP government keeps blocking or nixing Alberta court challenges. Why? | CBC News
From transgender policies to referendums to "conservative" party names, the Alberta UCP has stepped in where others have feared to tread.
www.cbc.ca
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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So authoritarian threats and intimidation begin.

Danielle Smith, obey the Constitution, honour First Nations Treaties and respect nearly half million #ForeverCanadian Albertans, and you won’t have to fear me.

You and I differ. I follow the law.

#ableg
ca.news.yahoo.com/braid-monste...
Braid: With monster fine and ban on words, UCP locks down political landscape
Bill 14 would institute hefty penalties for anyone who misuses information collection during a petition drive while also limiting the use of some words in political party names
ca.news.yahoo.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Brilliant.
This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.

📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Dear MAGA:

You can goad Canadians with this “51st state” bullshit and get our goobers all frothy & aroused, and we’ll just roll our eyes.

But if you continue to fuck with Franklin, we *will* unleash the squadrons of cobra chickens.

Govern yourselves accordingly.

We’re not fucking around,

Canada
We’re struggling to afford hamburger, dude.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Please be real, please be real, please be real!!
Ladies, gentlemen, and all good humans in my feed;

I humbly present one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on Al Gore’s internet.

You’re welcome.
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No matter what music you love, it's always incredible to see a musician start from humble beginnings & achieve success, while keeping the soul of the music they wrote and played in small town bars. FTR, Combs taught himself guitar online 3 years before his first hit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YSq...
Luke Combs - Doin' This (Official Video)
YouTube video by LukeCombsVEVO
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December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump has been able to gaslight and hoodwink the public on so many issues, unemployment, stock market, economic growth, etc, but it's pretty hard to convince people who are buying 30$ tins of coffee, and paying an extra 10K to build a house (with tariffed Canadian lumber) that everything is cool.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
True story.
"If we ruin the earth, there is no place else to go”

― Carl Sagan
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Don't take this the wrong way, because 50% of my family is Ukrainian, but the word IS "Ukrainian". Just sayin. 🤣
There should be a Ukrainian curse word for “person who snores in shelters.”
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Murder and war crimes to own libs and get re-tweets.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Ok..

So...

Multiple referendum questions asking varying versions of the same question are allowed and we can't tell if Alberta's Justice Minister who just made himself immune from law society consequences knows what "piggybacking" means.

This day...

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Maddow is a national treasure, and if I had to make a longshot bet, I'd bet these two will collaborate on a news/comedy project of some kind after Colbert winds down his "cancelled" show.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCO...
How The "Five Eyes" Intelligence Alliance Reacted To Trump's Caribbean Boat Strikes - Rachel Maddow
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
#WarCrime and they are not even at war (Just in Potus' head).
We are so far off the playing field here we can't even see the stadium.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This Numpty taking a victory lap on anything #yyccc does is hilarious. He didn't mention his stupid idea he proposed to the committee for eliminating all of the software licences that #YYC has with various software vendors. Reply to the idea: "um... that would effective shut down the city" #ableg
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The richest, most powerful and most advanced society in the history of humanity, the ones who walked on the Moon in 1969 are now going to tamper with a basic, safe vaccine that has saved millions of children from suffering.

It's like a hybrid of Veep, House of Cards & Portlandia, all in one.
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Imagine being the Secretary of Defense and thinking the sinking an unarmed pleasure vessel (with or without drugs on board - we will never know) is best described as the "fog of war". #DUIhire

www.youtube.com/watch?v=91KU...
Hegseth blames “fog of war” in defence of 2nd strike on alleged drug boat
YouTube video by Global News
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December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM