JM Schott
@dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social
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Sometimes sweet, often sassy, always genuine. ENFJ. Happy to have found the Patrick to my David.
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“You miss the world
The one you knew
The one where everything made sense
Because you didn't know the truth”
Sara Bareilles - Orpheus (Official Audio)
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Then hopefully he’ll snap you in half.
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Can’t wait to hear about his prowess with his wand!
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Why is the one on the left peeing on the one on the right?
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I’m singing your hashtag to the tune of “My Sharona”
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It’s Charlotte’s Web, but from Charlotte’s point of view.
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You’re not allowed to leave this mortal coil yet. I need you to dance at my wedding. And I haven’t even *met* Jason Sudeikis, let alone gotten engaged to him, so…
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I’m so sorry. I know this pain. 💔
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I feel like this description is one step away from trying to recruit me for its MLM program…
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It’s giving Twilight: The Musical tbh. Which explains why I want the two men to ignore her and start making out.
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It would take all of my weekend just to get there. 🙃
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"More FAFSA Simplifications coming”
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"No pay, great exposure!"
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
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I get it. When you see it, try to view it as its own thing. There are definitely some changes, but I found it to be a solid adaptation.