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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1h

I’m singing your hashtag to the tune of “My Sharona”

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1h

It’s Charlotte’s Web, but from Charlotte’s point of view.

JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 3h

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 5h

You’re not allowed to leave this mortal coil yet. I need you to dance at my wedding. And I haven’t even *met* Jason Sudeikis, let alone gotten engaged to him, so…

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 6h

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Christian J. @trekkiecj.bsky.social · 7h

Mentally I’m here.

Two level library from Beauty and the Beast with books covering the shelves up to the ceiling and two spiral staircases. The Beast and Belle are in front of the fireplace.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 6h

I’m so sorry. I know this pain. 💔

JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like this description is one step away from trying to recruit me for its MLM program…

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

I NEEDED THIS!!

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

It’s giving Twilight: The Musical tbh. Which explains why I want the two men to ignore her and start making out.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

It would take all of my weekend just to get there. 🙃

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"More FAFSA Simplifications coming”

Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"No pay, great exposure!"

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

I get it. When you see it, try to view it as its own thing. There are definitely some changes, but I found it to be a solid adaptation.

JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, but you’re really making me want to take a longer trip by train and have a sleeper car.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

Oh nooooo…

JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

Play your cards right and you leave with an old priest and a young priest.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

At closing time, the power of Christ compels you and expels you right out the door.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

I am:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

Nooooooooo….

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

Watching The Birds, and lemme tell ya, if I had to listen to that damn “Nistlety, Nostlety, Now, Now, Now” song, I’d wanna go on the attack, too.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, if anyone could get me to leave the city and drive to some tiny town I wasn’t familiar with, he would definitely be on the list…

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

They do say crazy d*ck is the best d*ck…

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

She would ask who’s playing the pig and the rat.

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in a yellow jacket is saying excuse your mouth

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JM Schott @dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 2d

To each their own. 🙂

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