JM Schott
@dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social
Sometimes sweet, often sassy, always genuine. ENFJ. Happy to have found the Patrick to my David.
Post something random of you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Post something random of you'll have an awful December
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
We’ve hit the “get rid of accounts I don’t even remember why I followed to begin with” stage of the seasonal depression early this time around…
a cartoon of a girl with the words delete delete written on the bottom
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media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve hit the “get rid of accounts I don’t even remember why I followed to begin with” stage of the seasonal depression early this time around…
Remembering that time when, in reference to a Broadway show closing, someone skeeted they were glad b/c if they weren’t doing Broadway, no one should. I wanted to clap back but realized if *my* Broadway career had peaked with The Black Crook, I’d be bitter, too.
a woman in a red dress is looking in a mirror
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November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Remembering that time when, in reference to a Broadway show closing, someone skeeted they were glad b/c if they weren’t doing Broadway, no one should. I wanted to clap back but realized if *my* Broadway career had peaked with The Black Crook, I’d be bitter, too.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
a group of people dressed as turkeys are dancing with the words eat me in red letters
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November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Okay, but why did Cynthia Erivo say “Run.” with much less camp than Bryce Dallas Howard in any of the Jurassic World films?
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Okay, but why did Cynthia Erivo say “Run.” with much less camp than Bryce Dallas Howard in any of the Jurassic World films?
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home.
Yzma (finished November 1st) > Mother Gothel (finished November 26th)
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Yzma (finished November 1st) > Mother Gothel (finished November 26th)
Almost done with Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, and one thing that has continually impressed me is how kind and progressive Mary is, especially for someone as (occasionally) naive as she is.
a close up of a woman 's face with the words it 's so interesting
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November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Almost done with Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, and one thing that has continually impressed me is how kind and progressive Mary is, especially for someone as (occasionally) naive as she is.
Okay, is this from a deleted scene? Because I’ve seen the film twice now and do not remember seeing her in this outfit…
a woman in a pink dress is surrounded by people in green dresses and hats
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November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Okay, is this from a deleted scene? Because I’ve seen the film twice now and do not remember seeing her in this outfit…
Green bean casserole, hands down
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Green bean casserole, hands down
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Did someone say sex cardigan?
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Did someone say sex cardigan?
Drink your juice, Charlie Brown.
Forget it, Charlie Brown. It’s Chinatown.
The calla lilies are in bloom again, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Drink your juice, Charlie Brown.
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
How your skeet finds me
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How your skeet finds me
I genuinely, unironically, and wholeheartedly love the song “Last Christmas”.
(Same with the film.)
Just felt like getting that off my chest.
(Same with the film.)
Just felt like getting that off my chest.
a woman in a green christmas outfit sings into a microphone with her arms outstretched
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November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I genuinely, unironically, and wholeheartedly love the song “Last Christmas”.
(Same with the film.)
Just felt like getting that off my chest.
(Same with the film.)
Just felt like getting that off my chest.
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Freedom
Challenge
Enlightenment
Hmm… 🤔😅
Freedom
Challenge
Enlightenment
Hmm… 🤔😅
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Joy
Healing
Progress
Joy
Healing
Progress
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Affirm the next three months with the first three words you see:
Freedom
Challenge
Enlightenment
Hmm… 🤔😅
Freedom
Challenge
Enlightenment
Hmm… 🤔😅
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Incredible.
Heartbreaking stuff. And more good journalism from @charlotteobserver.com which has been a part of an incredible effort from local media to cover this past week’s attack on our city.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Incredible.
Gonna tell my non-existent kids these were the bluesky elders.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Gonna tell my non-existent kids these were the bluesky elders.
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every day of 2025
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
every day of 2025
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans…
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans…
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“She wore the dress, and I stayed home!”
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
“She wore the dress, and I stayed home!”
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
A little throwback to 2017, and proof of why I’m fun to take places.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!