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DhampirsDrinkEspresso

@dhampirse.bsky.social

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FANDOM ACCOUNT. Rayne, Reylo, ClydePhee, AltFran, FlippinHel, & more... Way over 18. MultiShipper. PolyShipper. Crossover lover. If it’s ridiculous that’s a bonus. Bazine Netal did nothing wrong. Minors DNI. Possibly NSFW. Don’t make me tap the sign.

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · Sep 7

Slightly refreshed pinned post 🤠

If you're a new follower (especially if you found me through a starter pack) please take a look at my "house rules"

There will be no surprised Pikachu reactions accepted if I post something you don't like. Mute & Block are our friends.

Things to keep in mind:

There will be adjacent ships and crossovers. Frequently. Maybe other fandoms, too.
Yes I ship Reylo. No it’s not always exclusive/devoted/only and I won’t use that fic tag even if it is.
I try to tag all romantic or sexual relationships including past and supporting side ships in my fics.
Sometimes I spite-write. Especially when there’s tag discourse.
I love Bazine Netal. Love her. Write her in as more than a villain or crazy ex A LOT. I have THOUGHTS on the at times overwhelming fandom dislike for her.
Non-Reylo babies are just as deserving of love as Reylo babies. They’re BABIES.
As with my love for Bazine, this space is KOR Friendly.
Also monsters. Love the monsters. Urban Fantasy is my happy place.
There may sometimes be dark themes or tropes, there will be fluff, there WILL be WIPs. Just...so many WIPs. They probably all have a playlist, but none of them have a schedule.
Whether or not it is stated/plot relevant, someone in my fics is always LGBTQ+. Because people exist. That’s not a debate. It’s a fact.
Canon KyloBen is the least dominant man in the galaxy. Fanon...that is up for discussion. I love both.

It is not the responsibility of fanfic authors or fan artists to curate your online fandom experience. Please use the tools at your disposal.

#1 Rule: Don’t be a dick.

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amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 37m

edit of the day: sleepy hollow

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Dylan Castellanos @dylancas87.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling

Orange background, pumpkin spice drink, a fox, and a squirrel artwork with black text font describing how we fled domestic violence and urgently need help making ends meet.

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 56m

#ClydePhee fic update!

Champagne and Water
Chapter 2/3 🫣😅
Rated M
4910 total words

Phee's wedding passes mostly in a blur. The exceptions: Clyde Logan's presence, and her Uncle Joe's speech.

archiveofourown.org/works/714540...

Moodboard/Titlecard for #ClydePhee fanficc "Champagne and Water"

On the left a tilted champagne glass, on the right a darkhaired man leans and looks off to the side. In a light lavenfer background, there's a faint image of a couple's legs tangled in the sheets, and the lyrics to the song "Water at a Wedding" by Greylan James.

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 1h

2k and I'm fading.
🤞

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AKA @akanothere.bsky.social · Aug 28

Dark Rey/ Jedi Ben

#Reylo

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AKA @akanothere.bsky.social · Oct 19

Lab technician x werewolf AU

#Reylo

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 2h

good gravy. sitting here wondering why my head hurt only to realize the water I retrieved from the kitchen two hours ago is still sitting here untouched, so that's how adulting is going for me these days.

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 2h

about 1200 words into chapter 2, but can i stay awake long enough to finish?

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 14d

Champagne and Water
a new #Clydephee fic
Chapter 1/2
2519 Words
Rated M (?) - rating may change
Clyde pushed her away, and now Phee's marrying somone else, but she doesn't seem too happy about it.

archiveofourown.org/works/71454086

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 2h

He's gonna call her his little firefly for the rest of their days. (yes I'm still giggling over all this 2 days later).

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 1d

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 10h

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 4h

Blood seems more than a fair price for the things I have read

Kari | ❄️Cryo Support Character❄️ @kawree.bsky.social · 6h

Good news everyone! AO3 says non-monetary commissions are A-OK! Barter the shit out of your fics, gang, go ham, and you can claim and advertise this in your posted works!! Blood is a TOS-acceptable currency and this delights me.
#AO3 #fanfiction #charity #exhanges #donation

#alt4me

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Jenofthemidwest @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social · 3h

Filthy. Greedy.

Altfran

CW// non con somno

Frans tired of feeling invisible

#kinktober somnophilia

archiveofourown.org/works/72320076

Filthy. Greedy. - Blueyedgurl - This Is Where I Leave You (2014) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 3h

(((always and forever and rey is a little sad she didn't think of it first)))

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 3h

(not to mention the fun rhyme of 'corndog the horndog' should someone suggest that to Rey)

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 3h

oh absolutely. and he won't answer to anything else. (am happily imagining both ben's annoyed frustration and Rey's and the neighborhood's amusement the first time he has to give in and call for "Corndog" to, IDK, stop humping the mailbox and come back).

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 4h

this is perfect and adorable and I'm sure Corndog Solo is going to be SOOOO spoiled. 🤭

maybe it's his middle name?

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Pen Writes Romance @writerpen.bsky.social · 4h

Somehow both Ben /and/ Rey:

Screenshot of twt:

K.
X.com
@MSKMALIBU
i'm so sorry but don't invite me to nothing based off aesthetics. wym the food not that good but the place is cute? am i gon eat the table????
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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 1d

#ClydePhee omegaverse fic update!

Desperate Times for a Desperate Omega
Chapter 2/? (was 3...now 4-ish?)
3392 total words
archiveofourown.org/works/578988...

(from the beginning archiveofourown.org/works/578988...)

Moodboard/title card for fanfic Desperate TImes for a Desperate Omega. On a peach gradient background a collage of 8 cropped photos. A close up of a woman wiping her mouth, what appears to be a leg with droplets of liquid, a woman in with her hand on her hip and a hot pink mesh top (she is DONE with whoever she's looking at), a close up of fingers shiny with something wet and sticky (it's HONEY, I promise, but um...), a man with dark hair, another close up of a woman's mouth with something dripping down her chin (again honey or fruit juce), a woman who's chin is being tilted back by a man out of frame except for his fingertops and some dark hair, and a woman lying on her (male) partner, both of them facedown on a bed, and her arm is laced under his so they can hold hands by his head. The suggestive close ups are screenshots from the music video for Bitter (Fletcher). Just saying.

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Inaya @inayaluic.bsky.social · 6h

seeing you tonight (it's a bad idea, right?) ch 13

🏒 Reylo Hockey Textfic
🏒 Secret Identities
🏒 Friends to Idiots to Lovers
🏒 To Rey, he's Kylo Ren, her online best friend, but to the world, he's Ben Solo, star defensemen for the Chandrila Sabres

#badideafic
archiveofourown.org/works/545735...

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amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 6h

a little modern demonic rey

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 9h

a cat is sitting in front of a laptop computer and looking at the mouse ..

Alt: a cat is sitting in front of a laptop computer and giving intense side-eye

media.tenor.com

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Alex Kain @tdcpresents.bsky.social · 14h

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mytbrisgrowing @mytbrisgrowing.bsky.social · 16h

Halloween costume party at the Duck Tape and friends Clyde and Phee are dressed up as an angel and a devil (Mellie’s meddling). But which one is which? 🪽😈
#clydephee

Reyloween🎃🦇👻 @reyloween.bsky.social · 1d

Saturdays are DOUBLE PROMPT DAYS! Use one prompt or both- your choice!

Daily Prompts for October 11: HEAVEN/HELL 😇😈
#Reyloween #Reylofic #Reyloart

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 9h

Oooh...
Devil Phee and slutty angel Clyde?

(oh or they end up dressed alike but in different colors because a devil = a demon = a fallen angel so Phee explains "this isn't a halo it's Satan's hubcap")

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