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DhampirsDrinkEspresso

@dhampirse.bsky.social

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FANDOM ACCOUNT. Rayne, Reylo, ClydePhee, AltFran, FlippinHel, & more... Way over 18. MultiShipper. PolyShipper. Crossover lover. If it’s ridiculous that’s a bonus. Bazine Netal did nothing wrong. Minors DNI. Possibly NSFW. Don’t make me tap the sign.

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · Sep 7

Slightly refreshed pinned post 🤠

If you're a new follower (especially if you found me through a starter pack) please take a look at my "house rules"

There will be no surprised Pikachu reactions accepted if I post something you don't like. Mute & Block are our friends.

Things to keep in mind:

There will be adjacent ships and crossovers. Frequently. Maybe other fandoms, too.
Yes I ship Reylo. No it’s not always exclusive/devoted/only and I won’t use that fic tag even if it is.
I try to tag all romantic or sexual relationships including past and supporting side ships in my fics.
Sometimes I spite-write. Especially when there’s tag discourse.
I love Bazine Netal. Love her. Write her in as more than a villain or crazy ex A LOT. I have THOUGHTS on the at times overwhelming fandom dislike for her.
Non-Reylo babies are just as deserving of love as Reylo babies. They’re BABIES.
As with my love for Bazine, this space is KOR Friendly.
Also monsters. Love the monsters. Urban Fantasy is my happy place.
There may sometimes be dark themes or tropes, there will be fluff, there WILL be WIPs. Just...so many WIPs. They probably all have a playlist, but none of them have a schedule.
Whether or not it is stated/plot relevant, someone in my fics is always LGBTQ+. Because people exist. That’s not a debate. It’s a fact.
Canon KyloBen is the least dominant man in the galaxy. Fanon...that is up for discussion. I love both.

It is not the responsibility of fanfic authors or fan artists to curate your online fandom experience. Please use the tools at your disposal.

#1 Rule: Don’t be a dick.

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

sleepy Phee snuggling his beans 🤣

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

I don't knooooowwwwww...

but there is POTENTIAL

probably

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

I just keep thinking "what about the bean pod though?"

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

might wanna mute beans. I haven't giggled this hard since the slinky fic 🤭

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate

Alt: a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate

media.tenor.com

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

is it bright enough to shine through things?

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

you mean like take the opportunity to make it wilder? 🤣

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

all good ideas. i just thought vibrations but maybe the signal changes depending on how close he gets.

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

oh my, i like these thoughts.

it's never too late, just saying 🤭

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🎃Spooky Bree👻 @ishipstarwars.bsky.social · 17h

Finally back to writing #KeepMeFic! Hoping to have a preview ready for ReyloSSS, and then post Chapter 1 next week for #Reyloween 🧛‍♂️🧚‍♀️🐺

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🌱 Mare 🌱(Deedilyfields) @knightmary.bsky.social · 22h

poor "Matt" tried his best with his costume, it's a pity nobody at the party knew what it was so now there are scorch marks everywhere, including on the bodies scattered about

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Pen Writes Romance @writerpen.bsky.social · 18h

VAMPENGUINI THE SCHOLAR—who hungers for blood and strawberry jam on toast 🍓

VAMPENGUINI THE SCHOLAR

Porg dressed as a penguin lower half with pink neck scarf and glasses, purple background with bat wallpaper, porg has wittle vampire teeth and a dribble of strawberry jam

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Moem @moem.bsky.social · 17h

My Porg of the day is whimsical John Oliver (or as I like to call him Porg Oliver)

Been watching a lot of Last Week Tonight while doing chores today

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grace @echofarandfaint.bsky.social · 17h

dipping a toe back in...

with a Kyla Ren mini-fic Halloween interlude

archiveofourown.org/works/554322...

#sapphicreylo

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Moem @moem.bsky.social · 18h

I updated one of my #reylofic WIPS

It's a bit different than usual
But I think it's worth a shot to read

A gender swapped Sleeping beauty AU
'Sleeping Beauty: the Prince of Alderaan'

Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/602491...

Chapter 4:
archiveofourown.org/works/602491...

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blue 🕷️ @thelivingblues.bsky.social · 18h

I proudly present to you all: my daughter Leia Porgana; Vampire Princess. and her hoard of dragons 🐉!

a photo of a pic crew like image generator, drawn by @moem.bsky.social. it feature a porg dressed as Leia Organa, but she has vampire fangs and a bat ear headband. there are five small green dragons surrounding her!

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 20h

Mild body horror, and lots of “you’re fine, don’t be a big baby” vs. “you don’t have a plant taking root in your ass” snark.

“You know what happens when you swallow a watermelon seed” but the “you ‘sat on’ a magic bean” version.

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🌱 Mare 🌱(Deedilyfields) @knightmary.bsky.social · 22h

Bringing back this amazing art of my dog that Moem drew just to drive home how amazingly talented she is:

a digital drawing of a black pug in a porg costume, with an orange background

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 21h

lol @ ass beans

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 22h

Torn between “my gosh I hope that’s thicker than it looks” and absolutely howling at the source.

A close up of the bean-filled plug OP shared/quoted, with BigFootAteMyAss.Com along the curve of the glass.

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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 1d

ghostbuster porgrey is taking ghost porgben to the resistance halloween party and this was the only costume they could find to cover his very recognizable scar

they don’t realize until they arrive that it looks like a couples costume

on a blue background covered with bats, a porg drawn by moem is dressed up as rey playing at being a ghostbuster

on a blue background covered with bats, a porg drawn by moem is dressed up as ben playing at being a ghost

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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 23h

UPDATE - #reylofic

in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires

e, 7/?, 3.8k

🏡 environmental engineer rey
🏡 environmental lawyer ben
🏡 canon age gap
🏡 best friend’s older brother
🏡 oh my god they were roommates

[picture of a woman with brown hair watching a movie being projected on her bedroom wall. the woman is eating pizza straight out of the box, and there is a glass of wine sitting on the box as well. the movie is an anne hathaway joint, bc taste.]

[screenshot of an ao3 story summary that reads as follows: in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires by ninepiecesofcrait for Aaveena
Star Wars - All Media Types
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Modern AU, best friend's older brother, environmental engineer rey, Environmental lawyer ben, Banter, Pining, canon age gap, oh my god they were roommates
When Rey's shitty landlord pulls the rug out from under her, she has only two weeks to find a new place to live.
Luckily, her best friend, Kaydel, has a solution: take her older brother's spare room until she gets back on her feet.
It's a shame Kay didn't ask her brother, Ben, first, but they'll all survive without any permanent damage to their social group's ecosystem! Probably!]

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 1d

Related see also: Master Suite Ben hooks up with so excited she finally has a Murphy Bed Rey.

He breaks it. 😔

(well...they do...)

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 1d

Makes his own butter by shaking heavy cream in a jar Ben and new roommate who is unaware of this and just walked in behind him Rey.

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 1d

I just think it's going to look like he's doing something VERY different there on the couch watching grainy documentaries and she's not quite sure how to react.

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DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 1d

Makes his own butter by shaking heavy cream in a jar Ben and new roommate who is unaware of this and just walked in behind him Rey.

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