Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

DhampirsDrinkEspresso

@dhampirse.bsky.social

580 followers 570 following 2.8K posts

FANDOM ACCOUNT. Rayne, Reylo, ClydePhee, AltFran, FlippinHel, & more... Way over 18. MultiShipper. PolyShipper. Crossover lover. If it’s ridiculous that’s a bonus. Bazine Netal did nothing wrong. Minors DNI. Possibly NSFW. Don’t make me tap the sign.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · Sep 7

Slightly refreshed pinned post 🤠

If you're a new follower (especially if you found me through a starter pack) please take a look at my "house rules"

There will be no surprised Pikachu reactions accepted if I post something you don't like. Mute & Block are our friends.

Things to keep in mind:

There will be adjacent ships and crossovers. Frequently. Maybe other fandoms, too.
Yes I ship Reylo. No it’s not always exclusive/devoted/only and I won’t use that fic tag even if it is.
I try to tag all romantic or sexual relationships including past and supporting side ships in my fics.
Sometimes I spite-write. Especially when there’s tag discourse.
I love Bazine Netal. Love her. Write her in as more than a villain or crazy ex A LOT. I have THOUGHTS on the at times overwhelming fandom dislike for her.
Non-Reylo babies are just as deserving of love as Reylo babies. They’re BABIES.
As with my love for Bazine, this space is KOR Friendly.
Also monsters. Love the monsters. Urban Fantasy is my happy place.
There may sometimes be dark themes or tropes, there will be fluff, there WILL be WIPs. Just...so many WIPs. They probably all have a playlist, but none of them have a schedule.
Whether or not it is stated/plot relevant, someone in my fics is always LGBTQ+. Because people exist. That’s not a debate. It’s a fact.
Canon KyloBen is the least dominant man in the galaxy. Fanon...that is up for discussion. I love both.

It is not the responsibility of fanfic authors or fan artists to curate your online fandom experience. Please use the tools at your disposal.

#1 Rule: Don’t be a dick.

2 11

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 5h

Frog and Toad went outside.

“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”

Frog went leaping over rocks, and Toad came puffing up behind him.

1 13 130

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 7h

#ClydePhee omegaverse fic update!

Desperate Times for a Desperate Omega
Chapter 2/? (was 3...now 4-ish?)
3392 total words
archiveofourown.org/works/578988...

(from the beginning archiveofourown.org/works/578988...)

Moodboard/title card for fanfic Desperate TImes for a Desperate Omega. On a peach gradient background a collage of 8 cropped photos. A close up of a woman wiping her mouth, what appears to be a leg with droplets of liquid, a woman in with her hand on her hip and a hot pink mesh top (she is DONE with whoever she's looking at), a close up of fingers shiny with something wet and sticky (it's HONEY, I promise, but um...), a man with dark hair, another close up of a woman's mouth with something dripping down her chin (again honey or fruit juce), a woman who's chin is being tilted back by a man out of frame except for his fingertops and some dark hair, and a woman lying on her (male) partner, both of them facedown on a bed, and her arm is laced under his so they can hold hands by his head. The suggestive close ups are screenshots from the music video for Bitter (Fletcher). Just saying.

6 10

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

#AltFran tho, yes?

punk (nsfw prompts) @notsafeforpunky.bsky.social · 13h

242.

A woman on her bed with her legs spread. She’s wearing black heels and stockings. In front of her is a man, fully dressed (formal wear). He’s holding one of those mirrors you use to do your makeup in (round, small, standing, adjustable) which he is holding between his legs. Very conveniently pointed downwards perfectly so that it shows the woman fingering herself.

1 5

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 13h

And what if it really truly depends on how much I…THEY I totally mean THEY…trust the person holding said can?

1 1

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

bee ⋆˙⟡♡ @thetenderest.bsky.social · 17h

——— 𝐌𝐞𝐮𝐦 𝐂𝐨𝐫 ———

new double update!

chapters four + five | 3.9k | ongoing

✧ graduate student rey
✧ graduate advisor ben
✧ she faints in his office

update: archiveofourown.org/works/712934...
start: archiveofourown.org/works/712934...

#reylofic

4 9 19

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

bee ⋆˙⟡♡ @thetenderest.bsky.social · 17h

in typical bee happenstance, I posted a double update just before the archive shuts down for service :))

RUN TO READ MEUM COR BEFORE THEY TAKE IT AWAYYYY

1 3 13

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

punk (nsfw prompts) @notsafeforpunky.bsky.social · 13h

242.

5 16

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 14h

2 10 22

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

Moem @moem.bsky.social · 14h

Vampire Rey to her enemy Ben (presumably)

4 7 21

DhampirsDrinkEspresso @dhampirse.bsky.social · 14h

sorry friend

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

Alt: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

1 2

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

Waffles the Virginia Opossum @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 15h

More baby pictures of me, because I'm the cutest baby opossum ever!

2 6 62

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

Chrissi 🍉 @shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social · 16h

Bleeding Heart

E - 1/1
Vampire Kylo, baby vampire Rey
CW: violence and gore

On a night out, Kylo runs into a starved little fledgling

He decides to help her get what she needs

#Reyloween #reylo #reylofic

archiveofourown.org/works/72253311

Moodboard for SheSaidSarcastically's fic Bleeding Heart. An anatomically correct heart is outlined in neon red, set against a black and red background, with the title and author in red cursive text

9 19

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

Dominique 🦋 @bunlibunni.bsky.social · 1d

Made a Vampire Porg dressed as Kylo Ren

#porg #kyloren #reyloween

Vampire Porg dressed as Kylo Ren in front of a bat background

1 4 8

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

Lady Lithium @ladylithium.bsky.social · 1d

Ghosty Rey!

2 6 10

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

Random Books of Known Origin, Ph.D @randombks.bsky.social · 17h

Homesick for what she barely knows, Rey stops fighting and welcomes the Night, as she gives herself over - with glory and by her own free will - to the Creature.

He who might once have been the Count of Ren.

-
A Reylo Nosferatu AU for #Reyloween
#Reylo #ReyloFic
archiveofourown.org/works/72246741

A still from Nosferatu (2024): the shadow of the Count lingers in the shadow of the white, billowing curtain in front of the figure of Ellen, who appears transfixed as she floats in the air in her nightgown, her feet not touching the ground

3 11 20

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 20h

first chapter here: archiveofourown.org/works/703787...

latest chapter here: archiveofourown.org/works/703787...

punch down - Chapter 1 - ninepiecesofcrait - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

1 2 4

Reposted by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 20h

UPDATE #reylofic

punch down

e, 3/11, 6.3k

🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️‍🔥 slow burn