Chrissi 🍉🍂
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
A respectable lunatic
She/her
SheSaidSarcastically on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/SheSaidSarcastically/works
Sci-fi🌌 fantasy👿 D&D nerd🐉
#Reylo 🦋 + other ADCU ships
Owned by 2 cats and a dog
Really have to scroll in the birth year drop-down
She/her
SheSaidSarcastically on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/SheSaidSarcastically/works
Sci-fi🌌 fantasy👿 D&D nerd🐉
#Reylo 🦋 + other ADCU ships
Owned by 2 cats and a dog
Really have to scroll in the birth year drop-down
Pinned
nowhere left to run
Clydephee
E - 1/1
Mind the tags
It’s unfortunate for the teenagers that their car broke down in his territory.
Good for him though. It’s been a while since he’s had the chance to hunt humans. He’s been getting restless.
#Reyloween
archiveofourown.org/works/73479246
Clydephee
E - 1/1
Mind the tags
It’s unfortunate for the teenagers that their car broke down in his territory.
Good for him though. It’s been a while since he’s had the chance to hunt humans. He’s been getting restless.
#Reyloween
archiveofourown.org/works/73479246
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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Hello friend, My wife and young son depend on me, yet we live in a cramped room with no income. Hunger, fear, and despair are daily. Your support—or sharing our story—keeps hope alive. 🙏
Your generosity can help us survive—please donate and give hope. 🕊️
Your generosity can help us survive—please donate and give hope. 🕊️
Support our family to find safety and rebuild our lives
Your donation can provide essential aid to a displaced my family
gofund.me
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hello friend, My wife and young son depend on me, yet we live in a cramped room with no income. Hunger, fear, and despair are daily. Your support—or sharing our story—keeps hope alive. 🙏
Your generosity can help us survive—please donate and give hope. 🕊️
Your generosity can help us survive—please donate and give hope. 🕊️
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Death toll soars in Gaza, ministry reports 69,785 killed - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/death-toll-soars-gaza-ministry-reports-69785-killed
Death toll soars in Gaza, ministry reports 69,785 killed
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<div class="field field-field-text"><p>Death toll in Gaza since the start of Israel's genocidal war on 7 October 2023 has risen to 69,785, as 170,965 others have been wounded, Gaza's health ministry said on Wednesday. </p>
<p>The ministry said that scores of victims remain under the rubble and on the roads, as ambulance and civil defence teams are still unable to reach them.</p>
<p>At least 357 Palestinians have been killed since the ceasefire was declared on 10 October, the ministry said in a statement on Telegram. </p>
<p>During the same period, 596 bodies have been recovered. </p>
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www.middleeasteye.net
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Death toll soars in Gaza, ministry reports 69,785 killed - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/death-toll-soars-gaza-ministry-reports-69785-killed
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
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Every smile we lost can return with your help. Be our light in the darkness 🕊️💔- “If you can, please donate through the link and the story on my page… your support brings us hope.”
@webthing.bsky.social
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
@webthing.bsky.social
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every smile we lost can return with your help. Be our light in the darkness 🕊️💔- “If you can, please donate through the link and the story on my page… your support brings us hope.”
@webthing.bsky.social
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
@webthing.bsky.social
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
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#Reylo
She's tiny, this little lost one, unbalanced on her feet and unsure, and the lack of pack shows, her soft chestnut fur ungroomed and unkempt.
When she throws her head back to howl, though, he sees the power she'll grow into and he's entranced.
Unbalanced, she falls; he's there to catch her.
She's tiny, this little lost one, unbalanced on her feet and unsure, and the lack of pack shows, her soft chestnut fur ungroomed and unkempt.
When she throws her head back to howl, though, he sees the power she'll grow into and he's entranced.
Unbalanced, she falls; he's there to catch her.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
#Reylo
She's tiny, this little lost one, unbalanced on her feet and unsure, and the lack of pack shows, her soft chestnut fur ungroomed and unkempt.
When she throws her head back to howl, though, he sees the power she'll grow into and he's entranced.
Unbalanced, she falls; he's there to catch her.
She's tiny, this little lost one, unbalanced on her feet and unsure, and the lack of pack shows, her soft chestnut fur ungroomed and unkempt.
When she throws her head back to howl, though, he sees the power she'll grow into and he's entranced.
Unbalanced, she falls; he's there to catch her.
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12. Headcanon: Kylo takes care of Millicent when Hux is away.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
12. Headcanon: Kylo takes care of Millicent when Hux is away.
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One of my all-time faves; About as Real as Tofurky
Rey employs Dr. Kylo Ren to pose as her fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving to keep Han and Leia from trying to set her up with their son.
🦃 archiveofourown.org/works/43542609
Rey employs Dr. Kylo Ren to pose as her fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving to keep Han and Leia from trying to set her up with their son.
🦃 archiveofourown.org/works/43542609
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One of my all-time faves; About as Real as Tofurky
Rey employs Dr. Kylo Ren to pose as her fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving to keep Han and Leia from trying to set her up with their son.
🦃 archiveofourown.org/works/43542609
Rey employs Dr. Kylo Ren to pose as her fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving to keep Han and Leia from trying to set her up with their son.
🦃 archiveofourown.org/works/43542609
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New greeting cards ❤️ !
www.paraplyshop.com
www.paraplyshop.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
New greeting cards ❤️ !
www.paraplyshop.com
www.paraplyshop.com
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A good article on the real poverty line. The growing gap between the super rich and everyone else gets bigger every day. It is having serious political and social consequences.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A good article on the real poverty line. The growing gap between the super rich and everyone else gets bigger every day. It is having serious political and social consequences.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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“No Human is Illegal” is a free printable poster you can find within my Ko-if shop. Feel free to print, post and share this message with your communities.
~
ko-fi.com/s/8cdeb485af
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ko-fi.com/s/8cdeb485af
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“No Human is Illegal” is a free printable poster you can find within my Ko-if shop. Feel free to print, post and share this message with your communities.
~
ko-fi.com/s/8cdeb485af
~
ko-fi.com/s/8cdeb485af
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Brainfog ☁️
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Brainfog ☁️
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New wooden winter decorations now available on paraplyshop.com 🌟
(Also can anyone help me what to call these in English without using christmas-related words?)
(Also can anyone help me what to call these in English without using christmas-related words?)
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
New wooden winter decorations now available on paraplyshop.com 🌟
(Also can anyone help me what to call these in English without using christmas-related words?)
(Also can anyone help me what to call these in English without using christmas-related words?)
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Hux had several delicate matters to attend to: feeding his rare fish, checking his crypto wallet, deep cleaning the fridge…and once again, the noise from Kylo’s room was intolerable. First, there was shouting. Then strange thumps. And now? Throaty moans and breathless panting. Worst roommate ever.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hux had several delicate matters to attend to: feeding his rare fish, checking his crypto wallet, deep cleaning the fridge…and once again, the noise from Kylo’s room was intolerable. First, there was shouting. Then strange thumps. And now? Throaty moans and breathless panting. Worst roommate ever.
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I’m going to be honest, due to my poor health recently, my finances have taken a hit and everything has been increasingly difficult. We are behind on rent and are struggling to stay afloat right now.
I’ve set up a goal on ko-fi for anyone who’d like to help.
ko-fi.com/swollenbabyfat
I’ve set up a goal on ko-fi for anyone who’d like to help.
ko-fi.com/swollenbabyfat
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I’m going to be honest, due to my poor health recently, my finances have taken a hit and everything has been increasingly difficult. We are behind on rent and are struggling to stay afloat right now.
I’ve set up a goal on ko-fi for anyone who’d like to help.
ko-fi.com/swollenbabyfat
I’ve set up a goal on ko-fi for anyone who’d like to help.
ko-fi.com/swollenbabyfat
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Fires are still burning in the Arctic in the winter. The climate catastrophe is here.
Spending political energy to massively increase pipeline production in Canada is not nation-building. It is planet burning.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Spending political energy to massively increase pipeline production in Canada is not nation-building. It is planet burning.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Zombie fires: how Arctic wildfires that come back to life are ravaging forests
Blazes that smoulder in the permafrost, only to reignite, are extending fire season though winter, leaving vegetation struggling to recover
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Fires are still burning in the Arctic in the winter. The climate catastrophe is here.
Spending political energy to massively increase pipeline production in Canada is not nation-building. It is planet burning.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Spending political energy to massively increase pipeline production in Canada is not nation-building. It is planet burning.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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roommates to lovers in which Ben's cat chews on the charging cord for Rey's vibrator, and he wants to make it up to her. #reyloprompt
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
roommates to lovers in which Ben's cat chews on the charging cord for Rey's vibrator, and he wants to make it up to her. #reyloprompt
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November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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“Are you listening to that pod again?” Rose leans over Rey’s cubicle.
“It’s a podcast, not a pod. And yes.” She flushes red.
“Isn’t that guy, like, a incel weirdo?”
“I know…l Rey sighs, fiddling with a paper clip. “I just…like his voice.”
(Yes, he says horrible shit - but maybe she can fix him)
“It’s a podcast, not a pod. And yes.” She flushes red.
“Isn’t that guy, like, a incel weirdo?”
“I know…l Rey sighs, fiddling with a paper clip. “I just…like his voice.”
(Yes, he says horrible shit - but maybe she can fix him)
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Are you listening to that pod again?” Rose leans over Rey’s cubicle.
“It’s a podcast, not a pod. And yes.” She flushes red.
“Isn’t that guy, like, a incel weirdo?”
“I know…l Rey sighs, fiddling with a paper clip. “I just…like his voice.”
(Yes, he says horrible shit - but maybe she can fix him)
“It’s a podcast, not a pod. And yes.” She flushes red.
“Isn’t that guy, like, a incel weirdo?”
“I know…l Rey sighs, fiddling with a paper clip. “I just…like his voice.”
(Yes, he says horrible shit - but maybe she can fix him)
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For a more G-rated holiday #Reylo #ReyloThanksgiving experience, please see:
Their first American Thanksgiving, Rey and Ben, needing some time together, stay home and skip the usual boisterous holiday gathering at the Organa-Solos.
His family, their family, understand.
She’s grateful for that.
—
‘Thankful’
A Thanksgiving AU
G, O/S, #Reylo
archiveofourown.org/works/60898501
His family, their family, understand.
She’s grateful for that.
—
‘Thankful’
A Thanksgiving AU
G, O/S, #Reylo
archiveofourown.org/works/60898501
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For a more G-rated holiday #Reylo #ReyloThanksgiving experience, please see: